How Sexually Pure Are You?

By: Teresa McGlothlin
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
How Sexually Pure Are You?
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About This Quiz

Are you the type that blushes when you hear a little innuendo flying around the room, or are you the one throwing out the smut? Many times, we're afraid to know where we fall on the purity scale. Luckily for you, we've developed a quiz that can let you know where you stand without the embarrassment of asking around the office. 

As we close the curtains and dim the lights throughout this sexual purity test, we are going to ask you a few intimate questions. While they might sound a little silly to you, try to answer with the most honest option. It's only by gathering your true experiences in the sack that we'll be able to tell how many times you've done the walk of shame. 

No matter what you learn about your sexual purity, keep in mind that we won't share your answers with anyone. In fact, you are under no obligation to share what you've learned with anyone! We hope that you do, but mostly we are concerned with informing you of your sexual purity. 

Whether you've taken a vow of chastity or you've let it all hang out in comparison to everyone else, we'll let you know. The question is - are you ready to find out?

Do you own any handcuffs?
Why would I own handcuffs?
I have fuzzy handcuffs.
I have a few pairs.
I'm a police officer.
Have you ever had a threesome?
I would never do that.
I've thought about it.
I sure have.
I would love to try it out.
Are you currently in a relationship?
I am hitched.
I'm playing the field.
I'm involved
I'm in a relationship with myself.

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Which word makes you giggle the most?
Schlong
Dong
Johnson
Willy
Do you prefer the lights or light off?
I like them off.
I'm good either way.
I prefer them on.
It depends on the session.
Where are you most ticklish?
Feet
Sides
Stomach
Neck

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What kind of kisses do you like most?
Sweet, slow kisses
Hot, passionate kisses
I like all the kisses.
Slobbering, wet kisses
If you had a steamy dream about your boss, what would you do?
I wouldn't tell a soul.
I would tell my coworkers.
I would tell my best friend.
I would tell my boss.
How many one-night stands have you had?
I've never had one.
I didn't know it was a one-night stand.
I've had a couple.
I've lost count.

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Which safe word would you use?
Rainbow
Sheep
Sprinkles
Highway
Are you a fan of the backdoor?
My backdoor has a lovely view of the garden.
I've never tried it.
I don't mind it.
It's my favorite thing.
Do you prefer the top or the bottom?
I prefer the bottom.
I like either way.
I prefer the top.
I like what my partner likes.

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Are you more dominant or submissive in the sack?
I'm more submissive.
It depends on my mood.
I'm more dominant.
I'm totally dominant.
Have you ever caught anyone in the act?
Yes, and I don't want to relive it.
Thankfully, I have not.
I've caught my roommates.
I've seen strangers in public.
Which body part is the sexiest?
Eyes
Butt
Bosom
Privates

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When is the last time you went to an adult store?
I've never been to one.
I prefer to order online.
It was recently.
It's been a while.
What flavor lube suits your fancy?
Banana
Strawberry
Cherry
Chocolate
What are you most likely to keep in your bedside drawer?
Condoms
Batteries
Dirty magazines
Hand lotion

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Would you ever send a nude photo of yourself?
I would never do that.
I've seen flirty pictures.
I have in the past.
Where should I send it?
Which animal are you most like between the sheets?
Dog
Snake
Fox
Horse
Which movie has the hottest sex scene?
"When Harry Met Sally"
"Fatal Attraction"
"50 Shades of Grey"
"Moonlight"

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What do you like to do after getting busy?
Cuddle
Eat
Nap
Get busy again
Do you watch porn?
Porn is gross.
I've watched soft porn.
It's not my thing.
I love porn.
Have you ever had phone sex?
No way!
I'm not telling.
Of course I have.
I prefer using video chat.

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How would your last ex describe you in bed?
Sweet
Weird
Crazy
Intuitive
Do you tell your partner what you want?
I let them figure it out.
I do sometimes.
You bet, I do!
I make my partners tell me.
Which toy are you more likely to own?
Teddy bear
Vibrator
Dildo
Butt plug

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What do you wear to bed?
I wear pajamas.
I wear an old shirt.
I sleep in the nude.
It depends who I'm sleeping with.
What was your last intimate experience like?
Nice
Hot
Slammin'
Weird
How would you rate your seductive qualities?
Timid
Strong
Irresistible
Unparalleled

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