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About This Quiz
Are you a stage-five clinger? Is your best friend a forty-six extra long baba ganoush? Take this quiz now to see how well you remember these famous and hilarious quotes from "Wedding Crashers!"
"I got to get outta here, pronto. I got a stage _______ clinger."
Right
Five
"Wedding Crashers" premiered on July 15, 2005. It starred Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn as the two wedding crashers.
Twenty
Immediate
"I made you a painting. I call it '___________.' It's sexual and violent. I thought you might like it."
Jovial
Celebration
Todd reveals to Jeremy that he felt a connection with him and was inspired to paint a work of art for him. Jeremy, however, did not feel the same connection.
Yours
Portrait of You
"Rule #1: Never Leave a Fellow Crasher ________."
Alone
Bleeding
Behind
"Wedding Crashers" was made on a $40 million budget. It brought in more than $285 million at the box office.
With no money
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"We got three big weeks ahead of us. It's _______ season, kid!"
Wedding
Jeremy and John are discussing their upcoming favorite time of the year. They are planning to crash more than 17 weddings during the season.
Christmas
Holiday
Ladies
"We're brothers from _________. We're venture capitalists."
Maine
San Diego
New Hampshire
This was John's idea for their back story. Jeremy, however, was tired of that. He preferred to be from Vermont. "And let's have an emerging maple syrup conglomerate."
Canada
"I'm not letting you out of this room until you _______ them."
Play with
Feel
Kathleen Cleary corners John into feeling her *chest*. She also insists that he call her "Kitty Kat" and growl at her.
See
Hide
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"True love is the soul's recognition of its _________ in another."
Counterpoint
This is the line that John encourages Claire to use during her maid of honor speech. She is skeptical at first, but resorts to using it as her original speech flops.
Heart
Breath
Life
"I always knew my first time would be on a ________."
Pony
Boat
Beach
Jeremy is highly shocked to find out that he was Gloria's 'first'. She professes her love to him immediately, which makes him extremely uncomfortable.
Mountain
"I, Craig, take you, Christina, to be my wife, my best friend and my ______. Through sickness and health, clear skies and squalls."
Soulmate
Heartthrob
First Mate
Craig and Christina are sailing enthusiasts. At the end of their ceremony, Father O'Neil says, "You may kiss the first mate."
Husband
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John: "You better ______ it up."%0DJeremy: "No, you ____ it up!"%0DJohn: "You _____ it up!"%0DJeremy: "You _____ it up!"
Shut
Can
Lock
Rachel McAdams portrays Claire Cleary in "Wedding Crashers." McAdams was born on November 17, 1978 in London, Ontario, Canada.
Tie
"Grab that net and catch that beautiful _______, pal!"
Fish
Crab
Turtle
Butterfly
Jeremy speaks this line to John. Jeremy is portrayed by actor Vince Vaughn.
Todd excuses himself from dinner. "I'll be in my room, ________."
Alone
Painting
Todd speaks this line to his father. He is portrayed by actor Keir O'Donnell.
Sleeping
All night
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"Please don't take a turn to _________ town."
Down
Up
Negative
Jeremy speaks this line in the beginning of the film. He is advising his clients to come to an agreement with regards to their divorce settlement.
Small
"_______ on the lower back? Might as well be a bullseye."
Star
Pain
Tattoo
"Wedding Crashers" was directed by David Dobkin. It was produced by Peter Abrams, Robert L. Levy and Andrew Panay.
Band-aid
"Ma! The ______!...What is she doing back there? I never know what she's doing."
Laundry
Meatloaf
Chazz Reinhold was portrayed by actor Will Ferrell. Chazz was waiting for what seemed like an eternity for his Mom to bring the meatloaf out for John and him to eat.
Dishwasher
Radio
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"I just wanted to tell you how much I enjoyed your position paper on economic expansion in _________."
Micronesia
John uses this line to catch the attention of Secretary Cleary at the wedding. The Secretary was pleasantly surprised to learn that John had taken an interest in it.
The Phillipines
Europe
Brazil
"No! No! We did not have a moment at the _______, Todd!"
Grocery Store
Dinner Table
Todd is convinced that he and Jeremy have a potential spark between each other. As it turns out, however, Jeremy is not interested in him.
Wedding
Carnival
"Guys, the real enemy here, is the institution of _________. It's unrealistic, it's crazy!"
Drinking
Marriage
"Wedding Crashers" was written by Steve Faber and Bob Fisher. Its running time was 119 minutes.
Hang-gliding
Sailing
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"________ tried to seduce me! I want my painting back!"
John
Jeremy
Keir O'Donnell was born on November 8, 1978 in Sydney, Australia. He has been acting since 2002.
Chazz
Katherine
"The painting was a _____, Todd. I'm taking it with me."
Prize
Token
Disgrace
Gift
Todd accuses Jeremy of seducing him unfairly and demands his painting back. Jeremy retaliates with this infamous line.
"That's not how you cut cake. You gotta treat cake like a _______!"
Dream
Job
Lady
Jeremy speaks this line in the film. Vince Vaughn won the MTV Movie Award for Best On-Screen Team with Owen Wilson in "Wedding Crashers."
Child
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"Make me a ______, clown!"
Bicycle
When Jeremy uses his balloon-making skills to lure Gloria at the Cleary's wedding, he runs into a bit of a snarl with one demanding kid who wants him to make a bicycle! He gives in and makes a bicycle.
Sundae
Drink
Sandwich
"So damn beautiful! With every _______, there comes rebirth. It's the circle of life. We're gonna be alright."
Marriage
Light
Death
This line is spoken by Chazz, who has found a new pastime of attending funerals in search of vulnerable and available women.
Summer
"I am going to go dance with the little flower girl. Oh, and I might be a charter member of _______ Book Club."
Her
Oprah's
John and Jeremy were discussing their individual plan of attack, on how they were going to 'get in' with their female interests at the Cleary wedding.
My own
Lincoln's
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"________ is nature's most powerful aphrodisiac."
Grief
This line was spoken by Chazz Reinhold. Will Ferrell was uncredited for his role as Chazz in "Wedding Crashers."
Sunlight
Moonlight
Starlight
"Are you kidding me? I love _________! They're phenomenal!"
Crab Cakes
Jeremy Grey speaks this line in "Wedding Crashers." Vince Vaughn was born on March 28, 1970 in Minneapolis.
Women
Kids
Pencils
John: "He lived with his mom till he was 40! She tried to poison his oatmeal!"%0DJeremy: "________! ________! _________on both counts!"
Bogus
Erroneous
John and Jeremy are discussing Chazz's background and have a slight disagreement, but Jeremy's objection became a famous "Wedding Crashers" quote.
Terrible
Objection
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"I never thought my sister would find someone who cared about what other people thought as much as she did - until I met ________?"
Louis
Charles
Craig
This is how Claire starts off her maid-of-honor speech. It is met with crickets, just as John had predicted, and she immediately switches course.
Roger
"Don't waste your time on girls with ______. They tend to be very proper."
Attitudes
Purses
Teeth
Hats
At one of the wedding ceremonies, John advises Jeremy with this line. Jeremy, however, begs to differ.
"What is our ________, Dad?"
Problem
Situation
Secretary Cleary refers to Todd's homosexuality as a 'situation'. Todd retaliates with disgust as he speaks this line in a loud, sharp voice.
Celebration
Story
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"John, you've been my friend for 16 years. I'm getting married. I need you there to be my ______."
Rock
Side Kick
Best Man
Owen Wilson was born in Dallas, Texas. He is the brother of Andrew Wilson and Luke Wilson.
Voice of Reason
"Well, you know Gloria, she's impetuous. Has to have what she wants, when she wants it. We had to give her a sweet sixteen on her _______ birthday!"
Ninth
21st
13th
Gloria Cleary was portrayed by actress Isla Fisher. She was born on February 2, 1976 in Muscat, Oman.
Fifth
"Never walk away from a crasher in a _______ jacket! Rule #115!"
Silky
Straight
Funny
Jeremy's last name in this film is Grey. He speaks this line to his fellow crasher, John Beckwith.
Sports
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"John, I was first team All-State. I can put the ball anywhere I want to. I'll make it _______ out here."
Rain
John and Jeremy are up against a fierce competitor in Sack Lodge. Lodge is portrayed by actor Bradley Cooper.
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