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It's comedy gold, a timeless classic, and a time capsule of the '80s, featuring a truly great cast. But how well do you really remember this holiday gem? Let's find out!
When Frank fires Eliot Loudermilk, what does his secretary tell security?
Code 15.
Code 9.
Code 25.
He's at it again.
What do they say about treating someone badly on the way up?
You get to treat them badly on the way back down, too!
They can't touch you.
It doesn't matter because you're staying on top!
They don't say anything.
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What is the name of the ship that took them all to Gilligan's Island?
The S. S. Minnow
The S.S. Mackerel
The Harpsichord
The V.C.R.
Where does Claire work?
Operation Outreach
Operation Reach-Out
Operation Homeless
Operation Jingle Bells
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When are we gonna get a real tree?
Next year, I promise!
We won't.
When they're free!
As soon as we can afford it.
What body part does the Ghost of Christmas Present threaten to "fix" if Frank vexes her?
his face
his guts
his unmentionables
his mouth
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That thing looked like __________!
The Manson Family Christmas Special
An acid nightmare
A great promo spot
An evil vision of Hell
What song is playing on the street when Frank harrasses the musicians?
Silver Bells
We Three Kings
Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer
Jingle Bells
What gift does "Frank" (in reality his secretary Grace) give to his brother Jimmy?
A shower curtain
A TV
Brand new golf clubs
A VCR
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As a subtle nod to the source material, what is the name of the cab company that "employs" the Ghost of Christmas Past?
Belle
Ebenezer
Marley
Ariel
When Lee Majors comes to save Santa, what does Santa say to him?
Go get those terrorists!
I love your show!
You've been very naughty!
You've been a real good boy this year!
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While explaining his plan to create programming for pets, what gimmick does Rhinelander suggest to appeal to the 27 million cats in America?
A cop who dangles string
A teacher who keeps a cat in her classroom
A lawyer who prosecutes dogs
An hour of just a gerbil running on a wheel
Which famous actor do the residents of Claire's shelter mistake Frank for?
Sir Laurence Olivier
Charleton Heston
Richard Burton
Richard Chamberlain
Who is the narrorator for the IBC live production of Scrooge?
Lee Majors
Buddy Hackett
Jamie Farr
John Houseman
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What is noteworthy about Frank Cross' presidency of the network?
He is the oldest president in network history.
He is the first president to have worked his way up from the mailroom.
He is the first president not related to a previous president.
He is the youngest president in network history.
How does Frank rationalize the visit from his former long-dead boss?
He's drunk.
He's dreaming.
His alcohol is tainted.
He's high.
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"That's exactly what _______ said. But when he saw his mother, Niagra Falls!"
Mussolini
Ghengis Khan
Attila the Hun
Andrew Jackson
In the IBC production of Scrooge, who was playing Ebenezer?
Jamie Farr
Robert Goulet
Buddy Hackett
Robert Mitchem
How quickly does Claire want to get to the IBC building during Frank's broadcast?
10 minutes
8 minutes
5 minutes
3 minutes
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Was Lew Heyward really feared by men and adored by women?
Yes.
No, women wouldn't go near him.
No, men insulted him daily.
No, he paid for the women.
What song is playing when The Ghost of Christmas Present makes her appearance?
The Waltz of the Flowers
The Russian Trepak Dance
The Nutcracker Suite
The Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy
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What body part of the Ghost of Christmas Present does Frank threaten to harm?
lips
wings
fingers
legs
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