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The Old West was a wild time, one in which a lot of us couldn't have survived. Then again, there is a fraction of us who would have thrived in that environment. What about you?
Which television actor is your favorite?
Jerry Seinfeld from "Seinfeld."
Ray Romano from "Everyone Loves Raymond."
Tom Selleck from "The Sacketts."
Sam Elliot from "The Ranch."
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Which Clint Eastwood film is your favorite?
"The Bridges of Madison County."
"Grand Torino."
"Dirty Harry."
"The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly."
Which drink would you drink in a saloon?
I'd have a mixed drink.
I think they'd have wine, right?
Beer for me, thanks.
Bring me a whiskey in a dirty glass.
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What do you think of horses?
They are okay, I guess.
I like them to look at, but I don't want to ride one.
They are cool, and I like to ride them.
I love them, and even have had one before.
If you had to ride something in the Wild West, what would you ride?
A pack mule.
A pony.
A clydesdale.
A thoroughbred.
What would be your job in the old west?
I'd be a shopkeeper.
I'd be a saloon owner.
I'd be a rancher.
I'd be an outlaw.
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How comfortable are you with guns?
I hate them.
I have never used one, but I am fine with them.
I am pretty good with them.
I am awesome with them.
You and your friend just came across a bear, what do you do?
Scream.
Play dead.
Try and outrun my friend.
Punch the bear in the snout.
Who were you when you played cowboys and indians as a kid?
An indian.
A cowboy.
The indian chief.
The sheriff.
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What kind of hamburgers do you like?
I love veggie burgers.
I love cheeseburgers.
I love hamburgers.
I love bison burgers.
Have you ever mucked out a stall?
Have I done what to a what?
No, that would be gross.
Sure, I hated it.
Yeah, it was no big deal.
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When you do go camping, where do you sleep?
In a cabin.
In an RV.
In a tent.
On a bedroll under the stars.
Have you ever stayed somewhere with no electricity?
What do you think I am, a savage?
No, that would freak me out.
Sure, for a little while.
Yes, I have for a long time.
Who would you be at a rodeo?
I would be watching from the stands.
I would be the clown.
I would be riding a horse.
I would be riding a bull.
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Do snakes scare you?
They terrify me.
No, but I still avoid them.
I don't mind them much.
No, I kind of like them really.
Where do you want to live?
In a condo in the city.
In a nice house in the suburbs.
In a mansion.
On a ranch.
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Do you own cowboy boots?
No, are you kidding?
No, but I have thought about it.
No, but I did once.
Of course I do.
How many flannel shirts do you own?
I don't own any flannel shirts.
I own one or two flannel shirts.
I own three or four flannel shirts.
I own five or more flannel shirts.
Does it turn you on when someone you are attracted to does physical work?
Not at all.
Maybe a little.
Kind of.
Totally.
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Have you ever had a manual labor job?
No.
Yeah, in high school.
Yeah, it was good for me.
Yes, and I still do.
Do you use sunscreen?
Sure, all the time.
Only when I am going to be in the sun for a long time.
Sometimes.
No, I never use sunscreen.
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If you could live for free in a one-room apartment in New York City would you?
Of course, sounds awesome.
It would be hard, but sure.
Only for a little while, to save money.
No way.
How is your belt buckle game?
I don't know what you mean.
Okay, I guess.
I have a few good ones.
It is amazing.
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