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About This Quiz
For any kid raised in the 1980's, the PC game Oregon Trail was likely your first real experience with new computer-based gaming systems. Designed as a learning tool, the Oregon Trail for many kids was also their first experience with the trauma of death; namely, their own. Broken leg? Cholera? It didn't matter. So, for newer and older generations alike, how will you die on The Oregon Trail? Take this quiz to find out.
Were you ever in the military?
No.
Yes.
Yes, but I was discharged early.
What's this have to do with anything?
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Were you ever a lifeguard?
No.
Yes, with lots of experience.
For a week.
No, but I've been to a pool and a lake before.
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What do you think about swimming in river water?
I'm okay with it.
That's gross. There's fish in there.
I'd do it if I have to.
It's cold, but doable.
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Have you ever experienced motion sickness?
No.
On occasion.
I don't think so.
I get sick walking up the stairs.
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When was the last time you fell down?
I slip on ice almost every day.
I fell down the stairs recently.
I tripped on my own feet a couple months ago.
I fall down all the time.
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Have you ever been hospitalized due to illness?
No.
Yes, and I almost died.
Not for illness, but something else.
Yes, but it was too embarrassing to talk about.
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How do you get your vitamin C?
Plenty of orange juice.
I don't worry about it.
Airborne.
Lots of fruit and vegetables.
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What causes you to feel winded?
Walking up a flight of stairs.
Getting off the couch.
A quick jog to the mailbox.
Running more than a couple miles.
How often do you go to a gym?
Daily.
A couple times a week.
Maybe once a month.
Oh! That's what the access card in my wallet is for.
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Have you ever played The Oregon Trail?
No clue what it is.
Loved it as a kid.
Yeah, but I didn't care for it.
The remakes are awesome.
What form of entertainment do you take with you on a plane?
Deck of cards.
Tablet with downloaded movies.
Smartphone.
Book.
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How would you describe your style of camping?
Well-maintained campgrounds.
A little off the beaten path.
Glamping.
A knife, a hook, and experience.
If you could only bring one item into the jungle, what would it be?
Knife.
Fishing hook.
Rope.
Tent.
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