How Witchy Are You?

By: Marie Hullett
Estimated Completion Time
5 min
How Witchy Are You?
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About This Quiz

Legends and lore about witches have been passed down for generations. The stories aren't all bubbling cauldrons and flying broomsticks, either—many of them are about real-life healers, heroes and martyrs. From history's most famous witches to everyone's favorite fictional ones, these crafty, magical people remain some of the most inspiring that walk (or fly) across the earth. And since witches seem to run in families, you very well may have some witch blood inside of you.

Whether you like the Wicked Witch of the West, the Hocus Pocus witches, or Hermione Granger, there's a witch out there for everyone. These strong, powerful women levitate and cast spells, dance under the moonlight, and conduct rituals that reverberate through the planet. Who wouldn't want to be a little like them?

Well, you just might have more in common with witches than you think. When you answer the following questions about your witchy sensibilities, you can learn just how much of a witch you are deep down. If you're a natural-born witch, all you need to do is start building your altar and concocting some potions. Now, burn some sandalwood and visualize your witchiest wishes, because it's time to start the quiz. May the force bewitch you! 

To determine how witchy you are, first, you must attempt to cast a spell. Which hex will you choose?
Make a large pizza appear from thin air.
Heal my family member of their physical ailment.
Make my enemy have the hiccups for the rest of their life.
Turn my enemy into a creature with the head of a pig and body of a goat for 10 years, at which point they'll turn into a pill bug.
Naturally, you need to burn some incense to ensure the spell goes smoothly. Which kind do you pick?
Lavender
Sage
Sandalwood
Dragon's blood
Next, you need something to aid your hex. Which ingredient do you select?
A pink ribbon
A lock of hair
A voodoo doll
Blood

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You're going to need another ingredient for your hex. What will it be?
Daisies
A drop of pheromones
A wolf's tooth
An anemone flower plucked from atop a grave under the light of the full moon
Which plant will you add to the mix?
A succulent
Lily of the valley
Water hemlock
White snakeroot
Now that you have your ingredients in order, it's time to cast the spell. Which incantation will you employ?
"Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo!"
"Shemhamforash"
"Double, double toil and trouble;/ Fire burn and cauldron bubble./ Fillet of a fenny snake,/ In the cauldron boil and bake ..."
“Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all?”

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Time to take a break while the spell takes force. Which witchy movie do you want to watch in the meantime?
"The Wizard of Oz"
"The Blair Witch Project"
"Hocus Pocus"
"The Witch"
You have the opportunity to add an addendum to your spell that would grant you the option to reverse it at any point in time. For instance, in case something goes wrong or you change your mind. Do you want to do it?
Sure, why not?
OK
I don't think so.
No, I'm 100% committed.
If you could, would you quit your job for the witch life?
No way
I don't think so.
I'd consider it if I could make enough to live on.
Absolutely

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Being a witch is more than a job anyway; it's a way of life. What's your favorite part about it?
Honestly, I don't even like being a witch.
Helping people
Being magical
Power, control, revenge ... I could go on.
No one likes being put in a box. If you had to choose, though, which type of witch would you say you are?
Good witch
Rich witch
Bad witch
Payback's a witch
A witch has to look good. What do you wear when you're brewing potions and summoning spirits?
Jeans and a t-shirt
A silver gown and matching witch's hat
All black everything. And no, I never forget my hat or pointy shoes!
A black gown and cape with lots of tulle, a witch's hat, a witch's nose and a broom

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Which pop star gives you the witchy vibes you're after?
Madonna
Lorde
Rihanna
FKA Twigs
Every witch has a love spell in their book. Which celebrity would you like to make fall for you?
Justin Bieber
Lisa Bonet
Jason Momoa
Stevie Nicks
If you weren't a witch, which princess would you want to be instead?
Ariel
Tiana
Rapunzel
Aurora

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If you weren't a witch OR a princess, which job would you want instead?
Math teacher
Actor
Psychiatrist
Mad scientist
OK, maybe you're not cut out for that job. What type of Wiccan or neopagan witch will you be instead?
Secular Witch: Connects with the natural world but does not believe in the spiritual or divine.
Augury Witch: Interprets sacred symbols and omens along a spiritual journey.
Dianic Witch: Focuses on the worship of the Goddess - Maiden, Mother and Crone.
Ceremonial Witch: Practices rituals and always has the "Book of Shadows" on hand.
Witches have a lot of work to do, and they could definitely use some assistance. Which animal friend will you employ as your helper?
Dog
Black cat
Ox
Raven

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Which mythical creature will be your spiritual guide?
Unicorn
Dragon
Jackalope
Chimera
Which famous witch from history is your soul sister?
Laurie Cabot
Marie Laveau
Sybil Leek
Morgan Le Fay
Tarot time. What Major Arcana card is basically you?
Temperance
Justice
The Empress
The High Priestess

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Even witches need friends. Which fictional witch is your BFF4L?
Sabrina Spellman
Jadis the White Witch
Maleficent
Grand High Witch
You can't really be a witch without a trove of crystals. Which one will guide you this week?
Diamond
Jasper
Amethyst
Bloodstone
Whether they're stealing them or purifying them, witches tend to know a thing or two about souls. What color is yours?
Pink
Silver
Black
Dark, dark violet

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As a witch, you will inevitably have to attend conventions with other mythical beings. Who do you chat up first when you're there?
Whoever looks the most normal
A gnome
A pixie
An imp
While at a witches' convention, which new tool will you add to your arsenal?
A wand
A ruby necklace
A chalice
A scourge
Pretend you're at the (very unjust) Salem witch trials of 1692, where you're accused of being a witch. Do you plead guilty or not guilty?
Plead not guilty and take off for Mexico.
Probably plead not guilty.
Probably plead guilty.
Guilty. I would never deny being a witch. Instead, I would campaign for equal rights for witches.

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During which time period would you like to practice your witchcraft?
Now
16th Century
Ancient Greece
The Middle Ages
Think of your witch altar as your workbench. What will you find on it?
Dried flowers and candles
An antique watch, a ram skull and a bundle of twigs
A goblet of wine, a sword and a pentacle cloth
A pentacle amulet, "The Book of Shadows" and a chalice of goat's blood
Which is your Wiccan symbol of choice?
Earth
Water
Hexagram
The Goddess

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