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Saddle up! It's time to put your fate into the inanimate hands of a virtual Magic 8 Ball. You have a question that's been pressing on your brain for some time now and don't know what to do about it. Take this quiz to see what the Magic 8 Ball says.
When did you last have an argument with your partner?
I don't have a partner.
It's been awhile. Maybe a year.
A few months ago.
Oh, arguments? They're a daily thing.
What is your relationship status?
Married with kids.
I'm single.
I've been dating around, but haven't found the right one.
I just got out of a relationship.
How would you describe your personal lifestyle?
I'm a homebody and family person.
I'm always on the go: Sports, movies, and weekend escapes.
I'm pretty chill, but I like to go out with friends to a bar.
I'm extravagant with money, clothes, and drinking.
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You are exclusively dating someone when an attractive person flirts with you. What do you do?
Ask for the person's number. Just in case.
I turn and run before I screw up.
Smile and say, "I'm flattered, but I adore someone already."
Ask the other person on a date.
What kind of argument do you most likely have with people you've dated?
That I'm lazy.
That I'm bad at managing money.
We argue over who is more attractive.
That I am not into PDA.
What do you think about your job?
The job? I'm not a fan. But, it's where all my friends are.
Well, it pays the bills.
Love it!
Yeah, let's just not go there.
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What type of work do you do?
I stand a lot, but it's not mentally demanding.
I am on a computer all day.
I am always traveling and meeting new people.
It is physically active.
Have you ever been fired from a job?
Yeah, when I was in high school.
Nope.
I don't know if I would say fired. I think it was a mutual resignation.
Every single job.
Would you ever work with your spouse?
That is a miserable situation. Trust me. TRUST ME!
Not sure. Maybe if we met at work.
As long as my spouse is not my boss it's fine.
Yeah sure. Why not?
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How often are you late to work?
A couple times a year.
I've never been late.
I was late once when my car broke down.
Late? Like all the time. Is that bad?
What is your income range?
$30.000 to $50,000.
$50,000 to $75,000.
Over $75,000.
I don't have enough money to buy ramen noodles.
Which of these words would describe your money personality?
I'm wasteful.
I'm thrifty.
I'm a saver.
I'm impulsive.
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What money argument have you had before?
Buying something that was too expensive.
Not sticking to a budget.
Being a penny pincher.
Over drafting my account...a lot.
What is something you would waste money on?
Snickers bars.
Going to the movies.
Booze.
Impressing my date.
Where is your career going?
Well, I just quit my job. So, there's that.
Only up!
It looks promising.
Downhill fast.
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How did a bad economy affect you?
I lost my job.
It allowed me to buy a lot of inexpensive stock.
I don't think it did.
It gave me a chance to complain about something.
You find $20 on the ground. What do you do?
Buy myself a nice lunch.
Give it to someone in need.
Deposit the money in my bank account.
Buy lottery tickets because something is going right.
How do you spend your money?
I use cash as much as I can.
I pay for items with my debit card.
I try not to spend money.
I max out my credit cards.
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In a relationship, are you usually the best or worst with money?
Well, I'm not the best.
I think it's equal.
I'm usually better with money than my partner.
I'm not going to win that one. Ever.
How much is in your savings account?
Less than $100.
$5,000 or more.
Usually between $2,500 and $5,000.
Savings account?
Someone catches you in a lie. How do you respond?
I run away.
I get flustered and give up.
I apologize.
Deny. Deny. Deny.
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What is your argument style?
Cry to get sympathy. It never works.
I try to lay out a logical argument.
No idea. I try to avoid arguing.
Scream and act irrational.
How would you describe your health?
Sure, I don't eat great. But, I make up for it in the gym.
I'm fit and try to eat well.
I am at peak fitness.
Well, I am down to a bag of chips and a case of soda each day. That's good, right?
How would you describe your partner?
They're annoying.
They're my best friend.
They're someone I can laugh with.
They're a sexy beast.
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A stranger offends your partner. What do you do?
I back away slowly and wish my partner luck.
Puff up my chest to show I'm ready to go.
Try to resolve the situation.
Depends how big the stranger is.
You buy a $2,000 Star Wars action figure and your significant other figures it out. How does she respond?
They open the package to ruin the value.
I get 'the look.'
They ground me.
You see, that's why I don't date.
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What is your opinion of a joint bank account?
Not a chance.
Sure, I think finances should be an open subject.
Maybe we should have a joint account to pay bills and personal accounts for everything else.
I hardly have enough money to open my own account.
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