How You Respond to These Innuendos Will Help Us Guess How Many People You've Slept With

By: Kennita Leon
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
How You Respond to These Innuendos Will Help Us Guess How Many People You've Slept With
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About This Quiz

An innuendo, if you didn't know, is a remark that alludes, implies or insinuates something. Most times, these remarks are talking about something that's not very positive or something sexual. These indirect comments are made to men and women alike and are used often in television, film and music, particularly the comedic genres.

Today, we're going to focus on the sexual innuendos. Now we aren't going to ask you what you think they mean, but we do want to know what you think about them and how you would respond to them, you know, if someone said it to you.  

We've gathered a list of sexual innuendos, and your job is to rate them. Tell us if they'd make you blush, make you mad, annoy you or make you smirk. Tell us if you think they're inventive or if they're missing a little oomph. If you do this enough, we'll get a feel for who you are and how many people you've slept with.

It may sound a bit far-fetched but we're betting that we can guess how many people you've slept with in this sexual innuendos quiz. Are you ready to get started?


Do you wanna bone?
I'm not a dog.
No, thank you.
Now that you mention it...
What time and where?
Do you love sausage as much as I hope you do?
I'm a vegetarian.
I prefer burgers.
I am quite the fan.
They go down so well.
Do you like wearing pearl necklaces?
They clash with my eyes.
Not really
They're messy but I don't mind.
How did you know?

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That teabag was actually better the second time around.
I hate tea,
Good for you
Was it?
I bet it was!
I need to trim the bush.
Eww
And I care because...
Call me when you're done,
Would you like some help with that?
He couldn't get it in.
Get what in?
Patience is everything,
Maybe it was too tight,
Did he use spit?

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She spent all day on her knees.
Cleaning is one hell of a job,
That sucks, literally,
Her hands too?
I'm sure it was worth it,
Do you enjoy tossing a salad?
I'm horrible in the kitchen,
Veggies aren't my thing,
The more greens, the better,
Oh my gosh, it's so tasty,
Do you think a six-inch is enough to fill you up?
Sandwiches are so last year,
Only if it's fresh,
Yes and don't forget the mayo,
I can go for a 12,

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Why does it keep slipping out?
What?
Hold it together, man!
That's life for you,
Cuz it's too wet,
I have a big present for you.
I never liked gifts,
Is there money inside?
I hope it's not too big,
Would you like me to unwrap it?
Did you blow it long enough?
Yes but it's still hot.
I'm not into that sort of thing.
My mouth hurts from doing it so much.
Yes, he was pretty happy.

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If I flip this coin, will I get head(s)?
Not over my dead body
You wish!
Funny, but no
If I'm in the mood
I need to bury this bone.
You and the bone need to be buried.
Let your dog do it.
I can help.
I have the perfect spot.
What time do you get off?
Not in time to bother with the likes of you
You'll never know.
When you make me
In one more minute if you keep doing that.

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Would you like to stuff my stocking?
Santa wouldn't even.
No gifts for naughty people
As long as you leave me milk and cookies
I sure would.
I'm a big fan of beavers, are you?
No, keep it and yours away from me.
I prefer otters.
I love petting them.
Who told you?
How desperate are you to get off?
This job, yes
Not desperate enough to talk to you about it.
Why are you asking?
Pretty desperate -- it's been a while.

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Did you swallow it?
II'll spit on you if you keep this up.
I'm not a fan of either.
I prefer spitting.
I always swallow.
Would you like to see my box?
I've never liked shapes.
I'm allergic to boxes.
Sure
Can I feel it too?
Can I watch?
Go away pervert!
Watch what?
Why not?
I'd rather you join.

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Did you hear all that banging last night?
Your voice makes me want to bang something against your head.
No, I don't hear it.
It was pretty hot.
Yes, that was me.
How do you like your eggs?
I hate eggs.
Boiled
Scrambled
Fertilized
It's dripping wet.
Well ,get a mop.
Sounds messy
Is that a problem?
Just how you like it!

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How well can you handle balls?
I'm not athletically inclined.
I'm decent.
I can use both hands.
Michael Jordan can't touch me.
Does stroking a head make you happy?
What?
It helps me fall asleep.
It sure does.
Me and other people
It has such a powerful thrust.
We're talking about a rocket, right?
Who does?
Sounds like fun
Just how I like it!

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Do you want to come?
No
Where?
Sounds like just what I need!
At least twice
This blows!
Yes, your lines do blow
It's not that bad.
Does it feel good?
Let's blow it some more.
Do you want me to wrap my present before I give it to you?
Keep your gift
That would be nice.
What kind of gift is it?
Yes, we need to be safe.

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