Is Your Brain More Farmer or Trucker?

By: Zoe Samuel
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Is Your Brain More Farmer or Trucker?
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About This Quiz

Anyone who has ever seen Rodgers and Hammerstein's musical "Oklahoma!" is familiar with the song, "The Farmer and the Cowman," a paean to the idea that those who choose to commit to a particular place can stay friendly with the nomads who flit in and out of their communities. Still, not everyone agrees with the song's theme that the two sides should be friends. Indeed, the switch from nomadic lifestyles to agricultural settlements has always been a contentious one, going back tens of thousands of years as societies on either side of the divide found themselves at war.

The modern equivalent to this tension can be found in the farmer and the trucker, two icons of our culture that represent different approaches to the ideal working life. The farmer is all about a sense of place and permanence. They make a long-term commitment to one spot and they improve and love and guard it, planning for generations. They have a very strong sense of tradition and they are rooted in their community. The trucker moves from place to place, often not seeing their family or home community for months at a time. They are a relatively new creation, being only a hundred years old, though they are the heir to the cattle drivers of days past. Each represents a different way of being that suits one type of person, but would be anathema to the other! Which of the two are you most like? Let's find out!

How do you feel about bad weather?
It is the bane of my life.
I dislike it.
I don't mind it.
There is no bad weather, only weather at the wrong time.
Can your home community ever feel somewhat suffocating?
Yes, every time.
Sometimes!
Not really
No, they're great!
What's a good reason to carry on a tradition?
Habit I guess!
Your mom wants to and you love her.
It is a good or sensible tradition.
It's tradition, you just do.

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Who is your nemesis?
Caravans
Boy racers
People who sneak into fields and plant certain "weeds" like they think I won't notice.
Muntjac deer
Can you sleep anywhere?
I'm sorry, I dozed off. What?
Usually!
Not really.
No, I need my bed and my things and my routine.
If you move into a new house, how long does it take you to furnish it?
I'll let you know if I ever do.
Several years
Six months
I furnish, then move in.

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Do you love to travel?
I adore it!
I love it.
I like it when it is comfy.
I hate it!
What do you think of your neighbors?
I have no neighbors.
I loathe them.
They're OK.
They are my BFFs!
How many US states have you visited?
43
31
17
4

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Can you speak any languages besides English?
Yes, Spanish and a bit of German
Some Spanish
I know a few words of French from high school.
No but I wish I did!
Generally speaking, do you get on with new people?
Sure!
If they are cool, yes.
If they leave me alone, I leave them alone.
I don't trust new people. Prove yourself and we can get on.
Would you ever marry someone who had a career that involved moving house more than once a year?
Already did!
Sure!
Probably not
Nope

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How often do you think about your legacy?
I don't expect to have one.
Until now, I never had!
Regularly
Constantly
What game do you like to play in the evenings?
Cards
I'd rather just read.
Scrabble
Parlor games
Which is the best pet for your lifestyle?
Snake
Budgie
Cat
Dog

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Who do you love very much even though you could gladly go months between visits?
My parents and siblings
My uncle Dan
My cousin Enid
If I love you, I want to see you!
What vacation destination is your idea of hell?
Grand Teton National Park
Yosemite
Myrtle Beach
Miami
What sort of house do you dream of retiring to?
I don't expect to retire.
I will move to the beach if I can!
I will move to a nearby cottage.
I'll live above my garage and my kids will take the main house.

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When you come home after work, what's the first thing you do?
Shed some layers
Check the weather
Make dinner
Feed the dog
Can you handle shift work?
Yes, I love it! Especially when it's a holiday and nobody's on the road but I still get time-and-a-half.
It's fine by me.
I hate it, but I can deal.
I can handle long hours but I will not work nights. I just won't.
Do you ever enjoy changing up your lifestyle just for the heck of it?
Sure!
I think about it a lot.
I might change my hair every so often.
No. If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

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What sort of dancing do you enjoy most?
Tap
Disco
Salsa
Square dancing
How do you normally listen to music?
Car stereo
Phone
Big portable radio in my truck, bluetoothed to my phone
Gramophone, because I am classy!
How much time do you like to spend alone?
All of it if I can!
Quite a lot
An hour here and there
Not much

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Do you know when veggies are in season?
Don't know, don't care!
I don't eat them so I don't need to know.
I have an idea, but I really should know more
Of course. It's my job to know this.
Can you tell when it's going to rain?
I have an app for that.
Sometimes the sky looks a certain way.
Yes, my knee swells up and aches.
Yes. Grandpa taught me and now I can just smell it hours before it happens.
What would you like your kids to inherit from you?
I don't have kids.
Nothing. They can make their own way.
A house, if possible.
Well-preserved land and a better and easier life than I had.

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If we asked you to sing us a song, which song might we hear first?
Wide Open Spaces
Take It Easy
Don't Fence Me In
It'd just be yodeling.
How do you feel about the invention of the podcast?
It saved my life.
It's very good!
You mean those radio plays my granddaughter put on my phone? I love 'em!
What is a podcast?
What makes you optimistic for the future?
I have a nice little pension saved up.
Nothing. My job is going to done by a robot.
There are new apps and markets that make farming smarter and better.
Once they pass a carbon tax, people will pay me to plant trees and then I'll have a whole new income stream.

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