Judge These Pick Up Lines and We'll Guess How Many People You've Slept With

By: Kennita Leon
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Judge These Pick Up Lines and We'll Guess How Many People You've Slept With
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About This Quiz

Pick-up lines, sometimes called chat-up lines are icebreakers or conversational opening lines that men, and sometimes women, use on each other when they're interested in having some kind of relationship with them. Most of the lines are funny, some are cheesy, and there are more than a few that are quite inappropriate. While they don't usually work as a stand-alone method, they definitely get the attention of the person whose affections are being sought after. The reaction, however, may be good or bad, and that's what we want you to do today. 

We want you to judge some pick-up lines - tell us whether you find them entertaining, disgusting, tactless or even boring. Give us your opinions so that we'll have enough information about you so that we can guess how many people you've been in bed with. 

So tell us whether you think fart jokes are appropriate for an opening line and whether you like being compared to a heavenly citizen. Judge these pick-up lines so that we can guess how many people you've slept with!

I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
Not working for me
Meh
It's okay.
This is a good one.
Is your dad a baker? Because you've got some nice buns!
Ridiculous
Very offensive, in my opinion
Not feeling it
I'm here for this one.
The more I drink, the prettier you get.
Wow - and not the good kind
Who says this?
I'm speechless.
I'd slap someone.

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Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
Aww
Very, very cute
4.5 stars for this one
I smiled a lot wider at this.
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
No, you can't.
Too cliche
It's okay.
People still say this?
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
I don't even eat meat.
Nope...next!
Not a big fan of this one.
I can see it working.

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I’ve lost my teddy bear! Can I sleep with you instead?
Hell, no!
Creepy
Not happening...
Not a big fan of this one
Is your dad a terrorist? Cause you’re the bomb.
Whaaatt?!
This is a tad bit inappropriate.
I'm trying not to laugh.
Hilarious
Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.
I'm running away mentally.
Yikes
No, just no!
This goes too far.

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Excuse me, but I think I dropped something…MY JAW!
I'm not falling for this.
I don't know what to say, actually.
I've heard better.
LOL
If you were a Transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.
I love Transformers, so yes!
I really like this.
This may actually work.
Funny
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
This will never work on me.
I don't know how to feel about this.
I see what they're trying to do.
This is really cute.

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Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.
I like this.
It's very sweet.
Sign me up for this one.
I'd fall for this even if I heard it 100 times.
Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
This seems pervy.
I'm not a fan.
It won't get the desired effect.
Too boring for me
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call ‘FINE PRINT’!
This is nice.
I like this.
This is the cutest thing.
Winner!

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Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.
Very clever
This is good.
I don't have an airplane, though.
I don't get it.
I hear you’re looking for a stud. Well, I’ve got the STD and all I need is you.
Utterly disgusting
Gross
Bye
It's hilarious.
I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.
No, I don't have any extras.
I've heard this too many times.
LOL
9/10

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
This doesn't even make sense.
Who made this up?
I see what you did there.
This is okay.
Did you just fart? Because you blow me away!
Utterly disgusting
This line smells as bad as it is.
Next!
Ha ha ha!
Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
It's not the best.
It's okay.
I like this one.
Very, very nice

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Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!
I don't like violence.
Good one
This is pretty great.
I love this one.
It’s handy that I have my library card because I’m totally checking you out.
Very stalker-like
I'm not a fan.
I've heard better.
Not bad
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
So cheesy, it's pizza.
Meh
Not bad
I just melted.

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Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
I actually laughed.
This is a good one.
This one might work on me.
This is too cute.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all nine lives with you.
But I'm not a cat
I'm indifferent.
This one is nice.
Awww!
Was your mother a beaver? ‘Cause damn!
No
What?
I'm confused by this.
I'm not a fan of this one.

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Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Not here for this one
It's okay.
This is cute.
I'm totally blushing.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend/girlfriend material?
Uuum
Not bad, actually
I chuckled.
I'd love to be told that.
Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
No, sorry
I'd smile at this.
It's adorable.
Love it

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