Make a Cracker Barrel Order and We'll Guess What Car You Drive

By: Ian Fortey
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Make a Cracker Barrel Order and We'll Guess What Car You Drive
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About This Quiz

Is any place more about downhome comfort than Cracker Barrel? It may be the only restaurant that will also sell you roast beef slathered in gravy alongside a knit blanket for your bedroom. They have the Southern charm cranked up to 11, and it's just kind of nice to be there, isn't it? It's warm and comfortable, and it can really just hit the spot sometimes. But did you have any idea that what you're drawn to at the Cracker Barrel says a lot about you as a person? And not just regular stuff, either. Really deep stuff. Super deep. Automobile deep.

There's a pretty good chance if you put together an in-depth Cracker Barrel order for us we can use that information to guess what kind of car you're driving to and from that very same Cracker Barrel right this minute. How does one relate to the other, you ask? More like how don't they relate to each other! Your likes, your dislikes, the things you crave and hunger for, that's all the same at the end of the day. If you don't believe us, pull up a rocking chair and a napkin and see for yourself. 

Let's start your day with an Old Timers Breakfast. What are you having alongside your eggs and grits?
Thick-Sliced Bacon
Smoked Sausage Patties
Hashbrown Casserole
Turkey Sausage
Speaking of eggs, you need to get them done the right way. How do you like yours?
Scrambled
Sunnyside up
Over easy
Poached
If you're super hungry in the morning, you may need to order Uncle Herschel's Favorite. What's your protein of choice with this breakfast feast?
Hamburger Steak
Sugar Cured Ham
Fried Chicken Tenderloins
Grilled Catfish Fillet

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Breakfast doesn't have to be just eggs and meat. Which of these pancakes would you order?
Can I get French Toast?
Buttermilk Pancakes
Wild Maine Blueberry Pancakes
Pecan Pancakes
Cracker Barrel definitely wants you loaded down with calories at breakfast. Which filling side do you think you'd want most?
Loaded Hashbrown Casserole
Gravy n' Biscuits
Grilled Pork Chop
Fried Apples
Don't worry if you don't feel like going into a food coma for breakfast. Which of these lighter breakfast options would you choose?
Yogurt n' granola
Fresh seasonal fruit
Fresh fruit n' yogurt parfait
Coarse ground grits

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Tons of people can't start their day without some caffeine. What coffee-based drink is on your table?
Just a regular, normal coffee
Goo Goo Cluster Latte
Mocha Latte
French Toast Latte
You know when you get that big, beefy hunger and need some beef? Which beef-based item do you fancy?
Roast Beef
Country Fried Steak
Grilled Sirloin Steak
Meatloaf
There's a different dinner feature every day of the week. Which one is calling your name?
Southern Fried Chicken Saturday
Broccoli Cheddar Chicken Wednesday
Fish Fry Friday
Turkey n' Dressing Thursday

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Can't make it for dinner? There are weekly lunch specials, too! What sounds tasty?
Meatloaf and Mashed Potato
Chicken Pot Pie
Baked Chicken n' Dressing
Three Cheese Grilled Cheese
Are you a pork person? Which is the perfect pork portion?
Grilled Pork Chop
Hickory Smoked Country Ham
Sugar Cured Ham
Grilled Southwest Sausage
Maybe chicken is more your speed. There's plenty of chicken to choose from. Which one do you want?
Chicken n' Dumplings
Apple Cider BBQ Chicken Breast
Sunday Homestyle Chicken
Fried Chicken Livers

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Not every Cracker Barrel has the same menu. You can get regional specialties. Which one sounds best?
Grilled Reuben
Sweet Pepper n' Red Skin Hash
Southwestern Scramble
Haddock Fillet
If things seem a little fishy to you, you should order some fish. What'll you have?
Country Fried Shrimp
Cod Fillets with Tartar Sauce
Fried Catfish
Lemon Pepper Grilled Rainbow Trout
It's hard to resist a good sandwich, so why bother? Just tell us which one you want.
Open-Faced Roast Beef
Chicken BLT
Chile Jack Chicken
French Dip with Au Jus

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There's a lot of fat and grease going on here so maybe now's a good time to order a salad, huh?
Southern Grilled Chicken Caesar
House Salad
Country Chef Salad
Brussel Sprouts n' Kale Salad
Cracker Barrel has more sides than you can shake a stick at. Let's start with some light sides. Which of these sounds best?
Mixed Green Side Salad
Country Green Beans
Fresh Steamed Broccoli
Turnip Greens
Now that you have the light stuff out of the way, what heartier side do you want?
Corn Bread Dressing
Macaroni n' Cheese
Sweet Potato Casserole
Mashed Potatoes

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You know what makes everything better and also far more unhealthy? Gravy! What kind is the best?
Turkey Gravy
Mushroom Gravy
Brown Gravy
Sawmill Gravy
Is it cold outside? Better order one of these soups then! Which one sounds best?
Chicken Noodle
Country Potato
Tortilla
Clam Chowder
Most restaurants are only serving up chicken but Cracker Barrel will give you a turkey fix. What do you want?
Turkey Sausage Patties
Turkey n' Dressing
Turkey Noodle Soup
Turkey gravy on everything

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Sometimes a simple veggie side is all you need. If that's the case, which one of these do you think would hit the spot?
Whole Kernel Corn
Sweet Whole Baby Carrots
Steamed Broccoli
Lima Beans
As everyone knows, the most delicious way to prepare food is to fry it. Which of these do you need Cracker Barrel to fry up for you?
Fish Fry
Chicken Fried Chicken
Fried Apples
Fried Okra
Is it time for dessert already? May as well order something sweet, then. What's it going to be?
Double Chocolate Fudge Coca-Cola Cake
Fruit Cobbler with Ice Cream
Baked Apple Dumplin'
Buttermilk Pie

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Are you a fan of apples? You can spice up your meal with apples a few ways. What sounds best?
Buttermilk Pancakes with Cinnamon Spiced Apple and Whipped Cream
Fried Apples
Apple Sauce
Chilled Apple Cider
It's pie time! Which of these pies sounds more delicious?
Chicken Pot Pie
All-American Apple Pie
Buttermilk Pie
Sweet Potato Pie
Everyone likes chocolate, probably. How do you want your fix?
Double Fudge Coca-Cola Cake
Hot Fudge Sundae
Hot Chocolate
Chocolate Milk

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Someone once said beans were the musical fruit. That aside, what kind of beans do you want most?
Beans n' Greens
Green Beans
Pinto Beans
Lima Beans
If you want a serious meal, you need a serious entree and nothing is more serious than steak. Which one is your favorite?
Country Fried Steak
10 oz Ribeye Steak
Grilled Sirloin Steak
Half-Pound Hamburger Steak
Is any food more versatile than a potato? How do you like yours prepared?
Mashed Potatoes and Gravy
Hashbrown Casserole
Homestyle Fries
Baked Potato

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