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About This Quiz
So, what do Taco Bell and Disney Princesses have in common you might wonder? Well, the answer is everything!
For example, do you find yourself eating yourself into a restful slumber like Aurora? It would be easy to eat your fill of bean burritos and half-pounders filled with warm melted cheese and beef. Or, maybe you need to take your time and read through the seemingly countless items on a Taco Bell menu. After all, you may be a voracious reader just like Belle.
They say the way to someone's heart is through their stomach, so how would your taste define you? Are you feeling spicy hot like Ariel's fiery temper or as indecisive as Rapunzel when it comes to ordering? Whether Taco Bell is your stop to energize your cravings or a path to slumber, you know that a harmonious perfection of burritos, tacos, and quesadillas, is like a delicate wind and the perfect song that you can never seem to get out of your head.
Now it's time to "Live Mas" and "Think Outside the Bun." Answer these questions about your Taco Bell order and we'll tell you the question you've been craving all these years: "Which Disney Princess am I?"
Are burritos best when they are also quesadillas?
Yes! Every time yes!
No, that's a ridiculous idea.
The combination of opposites sounds appealing.
The best of both worlds!
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Which burrito poses the greatest risk?
Shredded Chicken Burrito.
Smothered Burrito.
Burrito Supreme.
Seven Layer Burrito.
Which burrito is best when you have a long journey ahead of you?
Loaded Potato Griller.
Beefy Nacho Griller.
Beefy Five Layer Burrito.
Power Menu Burrito Veggie.
Which burrito would you feed to a sick loved one?
Beefy Potato-Rito.
Bean Burrito.
Smothered Burrito.
Power Menu Burrito.
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Which taco reminds you of your father?
Nacho Cheese Doritos Tacos.
Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Tacos.
Fiery Tacos.
Soft Tacos.
Do chalupas fall into the uncanny valley?
It depends on the chalupa.
Yes.
No.
Not as much as Doritos Tacos.
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Is breakfast at Taco Bell really a good idea?
If I'm hung over.
If I'm on the road.
If I'm in a rush.
If I need to live más.
If held at gunpoint, which Taco Bell breakfast item would you be willing to eat every morning for a year?
Orange Juice.
Breakfast Crunchwrap California.
Mini Skillet Bowl.
Sausage Flatbread Quesadilla.
What do you think Cinnabon Delights are made of?
The dreams of children.
Ancient ingredients known only to scholars.
Strange condiments from the floating mountains.
Clouds!
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What do you think is the primary ingredient of Mountain Dew's Kickstart Orange Citrus?
Kickstart.
Orange.
Dew.
Mountain?
Which freeze is the best freeze?
Mtn Dew Spiked Lemonade.
Mtn Dew Baja Blast.
I hate freezes.
Airheads Blue Raspberry.
You're about to have a major confrontation with your evil stepmother. What side do you order?
Chips and Salsa.
Seasoned Rice.
Black Beans.
Chips and Guacamole.
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You have three dollars and three pieces of talking furniture with you. You need to feed them, and yourself. What do you order from the dollar menu?
Shredded Chicken Mini-Quesadilla because I can pick out the chicken for the stool and the cheese will feed two candelabras.
A Beefy Fritos Burrito. I can use the juices as furniture polish.
Beef Mini-Quesadilla because it has a lot of calories and I could cut it into four pieces.
Spicy Potato Soft Taco, because I could take it apart, cut up the taco and rebuild it into four mini tacos.
You're a vegetarian. How does the vegetarian menu make you feel?
Like going home, and going to bed.
Like going home and forgetting the world in a book.
Like fleeing into the arms of the boyfriend my father does not approve of.
Like talking a nice long walk off a nice short pier.
You're not a vegetarian. You must now order from the vegetarian menu for three meals in a row. What do you order?
Black bean burrito because it'll knock me out.
Spicy Tostada because I can eat it with one hand while holding a book in the other.
Cheesy Roll-up because it's a wonderful combination of opposites.
Pintos 'n Cheese because it's portable.
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What do you think Taco Bell means when they say “we’re feeding peoples’ lives with más�
They are giving us as many calories as possible.
They are giving us as much food bulk as possible.
They are giving us as much flavorful pleasure as possible.
They are giving us the best marketing as possible.
How on Earth can Taco Bell afford to make Spicy Potato Soft Tacos for only a dollar and still make a profit?
They must stamp them out in a factory beforehand.
Economy of scale.
They are a loss leader.
The ingredients are given to Taco Bell for free.
You've been out to a Michelin Star restaurant for dinner, but now you're in Taco Bell for dessert. What do you order?
Doritos chips.
Cinnebons Delights 2-pack.
Caramel Apple Empanada.
Cinnamon Twists.
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Why do you think the image on the Taco Bell website for "fountain drink" is two upside down women covering their faces with their hands?
Because it is a Jungian dream symbol for fear of inaction. It is well known that more options make it harder to make a decision, and like the dream representation of Jung, the image on the menu speaks to the "fear of missing out" experienced when confronted with fourteen kinds of Diet Coke on one of those new fountain machines.
It is well known that in the ancient Tarot, the hanged man represents self-sacrifice. The fountain drink drinker is willing to step out of the line and deal with their drink all on their own, freeing up the servers to work for the good of others.
It seems like bad management to me.
If you were to submerge yourself in a fountain drink the size of a lake, it would be difficult to figure out which way is up and which is down.
Why is the Taco Bell website's image for Diet Pepsi a record store, while the one for regular Pepsi is a laughing woman on a beach?
Because life is a dream in the mind of God, and only He knows the records before they are made.
Because a beach is to a record store as regular is to diet. A beach is freedom, in its full reckless childlike abandon, whereas a record store is stolid, tired, and full of rules.
Because life is like a running river, and we may never cross all the way to the other side.
I have no idea.
When you're hung over, which combo do you crave?
Supreme Variety Pack.
Supreme Taco Party Pack.
3 Doritos Locos Taco Combo.
Grande Meal.
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The love of your life has been kidnapped by an evil witch! What do you order at the drive through?
Cinnamon Twists, because I'm in a hurry.
Shredded Chicken Mini Quesadilla, because I'm driving.
Spicy Tostada because I can't have anything else on the menu and then run into a stressful situation.
Black beans and rice because I'm a traditionalist
A princess is to her prince as a chalupa is to what?
Breakfast Quesadilla Combo.
Power Menu Burrito - Veggie.
Caramel Apple Empanada.
Triple Layer Nachos.
Other than eating, what is the best use for cheese sauce?
Blindfold.
Bookbinding resin.
Natural adhesive.
Bathroom caulk.
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If you wanted to slip a mickey to a mad British commander, what would be your preferred medium?
Cheesy Bean and Rice Burrito.
Grande Scrambler Combo.
Chips and Pico de Gallo.
Cup of water.
What happens if you combine two kinds of Doritos Tacos in one sitting?
You might never sleep again.
A rift will open in time and space.
The two tribes will go to war in your stomach.
You'll get the best of both worlds.
What is it about Taco Bell you love so much?
It's comfort food.
Their menu is magnificent.
They bring together flavor and calories.
I can take it anywhere, so it can be a part of my world.
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