Make an Olive Garden Order and We'll Guess When You Lost Your Virginity

By: Talin Vartanian
Estimated Completion Time
5 min
Make an Olive Garden Order and We'll Guess When You Lost Your Virginity
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About This Quiz

If you're a fan of breadsticks, then you're probably a fan of Olive Garden and their classic Italian entrees. In this tasty quiz, you're going to take us on a culinary journey through your favorite Olive Garden appetizers, entrees, side dishes, desserts and more. Whether you like a little bit or a whole lot of cheese on your pasta, your Olive Garden preferences will tell us more about who you really are on the inside. This insight will then be used to gauge when you lost your virginity!

If you're wondering about the correlation between Olive Garden and the concept of virginity, we'll let you in on a little secret: It has to do with how adventurous your palate is! For example, if you're the type of person who loves to try spicy and/or exotic types of ingredients, then you've probably used that spontaneity before in bed. On the other hand, if you like to play things safe with more simple and straightforward foods, then you're probably more sweet and intimate in bed. If you're feeling hungry for some Italian culinary adventures, then it's time for you to take our tasty Olive Garden quiz to find out when you lost your virginity.


A hearty beef entree will satisfy any kind of appetite. Which of these will you choose at Olive Garden?
I'm not a big fan of beef.
Braised Beef Gorgonzola Alfredo
6 oz Sirloin with Fettuccine Alfredo
Braised Beef Bolognese with Pappardelle
Which of these alcoholic drinks would you pair with an Olive Garden entree?
Spiked Strawberry Lemonade
Watermelon Margarita
A Blue Moon beer
Peach Bellini
A holiday office party calls for one of these Italian Classics catering options. Which will you choose to impress your boss?
Five Cheese Ziti al Forno
Shrimp Scampi
Cheese Ravioli with Marinara Sauce
Fettuccine Alfredo

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Choose one of these fried appetizer favorites for some crispy textures and savory flavors.
Lasagna Fritta
Fried Mozzarella
Calamari
I don't like fried foods.
What's the best part about the lasagna dip at Olive Garden?
The different types of cheese
The meat sauce
The pasta chips
The garlic salt
The Lasagna Bundle comes with a large salad, 12 breadsticks and the star of the show, lasagna. Could you eat all of this by yourself?
Of course! Don't question my appetite.
Probably not, but I would at least try.
Yes, but it would take a few days.
There's no chance I could eat it all by myself.

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Let the battle of the frozen smoothies at Olive Garden commence! The Peach-Mango Smoothie versus the Strawberry-Banana Smoothie: Which one ranks as #1?
Both are tied for first place.
The Peach-Mango Smoothie
The Strawberry-Banana Smoothie
I've never tried the smoothies at Olive Garden.
Would you trade your soul for the Strawberry-Passion Fruit Limonata at Olive Garden?
I already have.
I'll have to think about it.
That's a pretty big trade-off ...
That drink sounds good, but it's not worth my soul.
A gluten-sensitive diet calls for which of these delectable Olive Garden menu items?
Rotini with Meat Sauce
Zuppa Toscana
Herb-Grilled Salmon
Rotini with Marinara Sauce

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How many Chocolate Brownie Lasagnas could you eat in one sitting?
At least four
Three
Two
Just one
Turn a plain bowl of pasta into a flavorful dish with one of these protein options.
Sautéed Shrimp & Scallops
Grilled Chicken
Garlic Shrimp Fritta
Meatballs
Which of these stuffed pastas are worth spending your life savings on?
Asiago Tortelloni
Mushroom Ravioli
Cheese Ravioli
Do stuffed pastas really cost that much?

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No pasta dish is 100% complete without which of these savory sauces?
Traditional Meat Sauce
Alfredo Sauce
Five Cheese Marinara
Traditional Marinara
To dine-in or order a to-go meal at Olive Garden ... Which difficult decision will you make today?
Both in one day
Dine-in
To-go
It depends on what my significant other wants to do.
You've got a light appetite today, which means that one of these kid's meals is your calling your name.
Meat Sauce with Pasta
Pizza
Cheese Ravioli
Tomato Sauce with Pasta

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A tasty sundae at Olive Garden is just a plain bowl of vanilla ice cream without which of these toppings?
Chocolate topping
Caramel topping
Raspberry topping
I don't need any topping.
Which of these dolcini flavors do you daydream about when you're enduring a boring day of work?
Chocolate Mousse
Dark Chocolate with Caramel
Strawberry and White Chocolate
Limoncello Mousse
You can't possibly leave Olive Garden without ordering which one of these delectable desserts?
Warm Apple Crostata
Black Tie Mousse Cake
Tiramisu
Lemon Cream Cake

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Do you like to dip some Olive Garden breadsticks in a type of sauce or do you prefer to eat them plain?
I like to dip them in Five Cheese Marinara sauce.
I prefer Alfredo sauce.
I like pairing them with Marinara sauce.
I like to eat them plain.
Is it a crime to dine at Olive Garden without indulging in their famous house salad?
Yes, it's a highly illegal crime.
It's not a crime, but the salads are really good there.
I don't actually like their house salad.
How is this a crime?
Which of these hearty Olive Garden soups helps to warm up your soul during the chilly winter months?
Chicken and Gnocchi
Zuppa Toscana
Minestrone
Pasta e Fagioli

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An afternoon lunch at Olive Garden calls for a lunch duo combo. Which of these entrees will you choose?
Meatball Pizza Bowl
Italian Meatball Breadstick Sandwich
Shrimp Scampi Mini Pasta Bowl
Lasagna Classico
You can't feel an ounce of happiness without including which of these "Taste of the Mediterranean" entrees in your life?
Chicken Giardino
Chicken Margherita
Salmon Piccata
Shrimp Scampi
Do Zeppolis really need a side of chocolate or raspberry dipping sauce to be enjoyed?
Yes, both sauces are required for enjoyment.
Yes, chocolate sauce is the best pairing.
Yes, raspberry sauce is the better choice.
No, I like to eat them plain.

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Why go to Starbucks when you can just order one of these coffee drinks at Olive Garden?
Frozen Cappuccino
Lavazza Espresso
Caramel Hazelnut Macchiato
Hot Coffee
You've had a rough week at work. Chill out a bit with one of these wine cocktails at Olive Garden.
Passion Fruit Moscato 'Rita
Watermelon Moscato Sangria
Green Apple Moscato Sangria
Peach Bellini
Which of these Olive Garden appetizers are you willing to eat as your entree?
Chicken Alfredo Pizza Fritta
Spicy Alfredo Chicken
Loaded Pasta Chips
Seafood Stuffed Mushrooms

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You have several options when it comes to the Create A Sampler Italiano, but which option will you choose first?
Loaded Pasta Chips
Toasted Beef
Pork Ravioli
Fried Mozzarella
When it comes to the Tour of Italy at Olive Garden, which of these dishes do you look forward to the most?
It's a crime to make me choose just one.
Fettuccine Alfredo
Chicken Parmigiana
Lasagna Classico
You can only indulge in one of these popular Olive Garden dinner entrees. What will you decide to indulge in?
Five Cheese Ziti al Forno
Seafood Alfredo
Chicken and Shrimp Carbonara
Eggplant Parmigiana

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