Make Some Bad Decisions in Diagon Alley and We Will Tell You Which Harry Potter Villain You Are

By: Kennita Leon
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Make Some Bad Decisions in Diagon Alley and We Will Tell You Which Harry Potter Villain You Are
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About This Quiz

We're all human, or at least most of us are, and with that, comes bad decision making. Everyone slips up now and then, and it'll be something we continue to do until we leave this earth. Fortunately, there are things such as 'forgiveness' and 'redemption' that make our bad decisions a little less painful. 

But today, we don't want you to feel bad for making not-so-great decisions. In fact, we want you to do some crazy things, and we want you to do them in Diagon Alley - one of the magical places in the Harry Potter world. 

We want you to buy some Hogwarts contraband from the Weasley brothers. We want you to wreak havoc at the Magical Menagerie, and we want you to tell us which Death Eater would be your bestie. Will you end up being the Dark Lord himself? Will you be his pompous and uptight follower, Lucius Malfoy? Will you be the biggest betrayer ever, Peter Pettigrew? Or will you be someone far more sinister than all three combined, Dolores Umbridge? We're just as curious as you are. 

So, if you want to find out which wizard or which villain you have the most in common with by breaking some rules in the wizarding world, take our quiz! 



How are you getting to the Leaky Cauldron?
Train
The Knight Bus
Floo Powder
Apparating
What drink are you ordering once you get to the pub?
Firewhiskey
Butterbeer
Gillywater
Pumpkin fizz
How are you getting through the barrier between the Leaky Cauldron and Diagon Alley?
With my own magic
Someone'll help me through.
I'd say the magical password.
I thought it was always opened.

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First stop is Gringotts. Whose bank account are you withdrawing money from?
Mine
My friends
My parents
My partner's
What prank are you most likely to play on the goblin showing you around?
Lock him in a vault.
Scare him almost to death.
Make his nose longer.
Try to make him reach something without his wand.
If you could steal a wand from Ollivander's, would you?
Yes! Wands are expensive!
Only if my friends did it too.
No, I wouldn't.
Depends on how I felt at the time.

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What do you think your wand core would be?
Phoenix feather
Unicorn hair
Dragon heartstring
Veela hair
Which banned Hogwarts item are you getting from Mr. Mulpepper's Apothecary?
Dragon blood
Venomous tentacula leaf
Unicorn hair
Death-cap
You're attempting to steal a broomstick. Which one are you planning on grabbing?
Firebolt Supreme
Nimbus 2001
Silver Arrow
Comet 290

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Assuming you could also steal a pet, what kind will you steal?
Snake
Rat
Owl
Cat
If you had to leave Magical Menagerie (the pet store) with a bang, what would you do?
Set a poisonous snake free
Set everything free
Make a noise that'll scare all the animals
Transform all the animals into something else
You sneak into the Daily Prophet headquarters. What are you replacing the newspaper's headline with?
Lord Voldemort: Evil or Misunderstood?
U-No-Poo Smells Like Poo
Death Eater on the Dance Floor
Crumple-Horned Snorkacks Loose in the Ministry of Magic

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The last stop is at Weasley's Wizard Wheezes. What contraband will you be bringing into Hogwarts?
Pygmy puffs
Trick wands
Nose-biting tea cups
Love potion
What naughty prank would you pull at the store?
Let some Creepy Crawlies loose
Set off a Decoy Detonator
Dump some Peruvian Instant Darkness Powder inside
Light some Wildfire Whiz-bangs
What do you think your fate in Diagon Alley would be?
I'd probably end up in Azkaban.
A shopkeeper would probably hex me.
I'd be blacklisted from the place.
Something I stole would curse me.

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Which Hogwarts house would you be sorted into?
Slytherin
Gryffindor
Ravenclaw
Hufflepuff
What would be your favorite class?
Potions
Divination
Arithmancy
Transfiguration
Where would you hang out?
In the Chamber of Secrets
Near the Black Lake
In the Room of Requirement
In the Forbidden Forest

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What's the scariest creature in the Harry Potter universe?
Voldemort
Aragog
Death Eaters
Centaurs
Which Death Eater would you want to be?
Bellatrix Lestrange
Peter Pettigrew
Lucius Malfoy
Alecto Carrow
Which wizard do you have the most respect for?
Salazar Slytherin
James Potter
Lord Voldemort
Albus Dumbledore

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Which of the seven deadly sins are you most guilty of?
Wrath
Sloth
Pride
Envy
How often would you say you're naughty?
All the time
Rarely
Sometimes
Often
What would your friends say is your worst trait?
My selfishness
My disloyalty
My dishonesty
My need to be in control

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If you saw $100 lying on the ground, what would you do?
Take it
Leave it alone
Give it to a relative
Buy something with it
Have you ever cheated on a partner?
Numerous times
Never
Once or twice
No, but I came close.
How many things have you stolen?
More than 10 things
Zero
Three to 10
One to three

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Have you ever bullied anyone?
I still do.
I was bullied.
Every now and then
Unintentionally
What about making someone cry?
I do it all the time.
Never
A few times
Yes, but by accident
How evil are you really?
The definition of evil
Not at all evil
Somewhat evil
Pretty evil

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