Make Some Drunken Decisions and We'll Guess Which Social Media App You Are!

By: Teresa M.
Estimated Completion Time
5 min
Make Some Drunken Decisions and We'll Guess Which Social Media App You Are!
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About This Quiz

"Blame it on the booze, got you feeling loose. Blame it on the 'tron, got you in the zone. Blame it on the alcohol!" Jamie Foxx might have you ready to blame all your drunken mistakes on the alcohol, but before you forget those mistakes, take this quiz! Make some drunken decisions and we'll guess which social media app you are!

When it comes to making drunken mistakes, a lot of them stem from the faulty quotes of "liquor before beer, you're in the clear" or "beer before liquor, never been sicker." Whether you're following these rules or not, you've probably found that you end up intoxicated and making mistakes anyway! With all the shenanigans you get into while you're drunk, which social media app speaks to the drunk you?

Social media apps have taken over the world! Apple launched the very first App Store in 2008 and along with its initial 500 apps, Facebook was a part of it. Since then, we've seen the launch of Instagram, Twitter, and Snapchat. While you might be the life of the party, do you sometimes wake up hoping to forget the previous night? You're probably most like Snapchat! At least it disappears after 24 hours! Are you more like Twitter? While you've always been outspoken, your drunk self doesn't need a lot of words to get your point across! Rather than these two, are you more like Facebook or Instagram? 

There's only one way to find out! Make some drunken decisions in this quiz and we'll guess which social media app you are!

Happy tweeting!

What would you order at last call?
I would order a water.
I would order a beer.
I would be home in bed by that time.
I would order a shot of whiskey.
How would you rate your drunken karaoke skills?
I have not and will never sing karaoke.
I'm a great karaoke singer.
I can sing like Adele when I'm drinking.
I can clear a room when I do karaoke.
If you saw your mom at a bar, what would you do?
I would take a picture.
I would buy her a drink.
I would sneak out the back door.
I would invite her to sit with me.

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Do you like Fireball?
It's too strong for me.
I love it!
I liked it until I had a bad experience with it.
I can drink it like water.
How many drinks does it take for you to feel buzzed?
It only takes one.
I think it takes about three drinks.
It depends what I'm drinking.
I need at least a six pack to feel a good buzz.
Which cocktail sounds the best right now?
A Margarita.
A sex on the beach.
An Alabama Slammer.
A mojito.

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How would you react to someone hitting on your significant other?
I would giggle.
I would intervene.
I would wait to see how my significant other reacts.
I would feel flattered.
How would you rate your bartending ability?
I'm a total novice.
I'm a world-renowned mixologist.
When I've been drinking, I am the best bartender in the room.
I'm decent at mixing drinks.
How would you sneak a drink out of the club?
I would never do that.
I would put it my coat.
I would put it in my bag.
I would just walk out with it.

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What type of beer do you prefer?
I like pale ales.
I like stouts the best.
It's lager for me.
I don't really like beer.
Which word best describes you when you are drunk?
Silly.
Loud.
Funny.
Carefree.
If you sent a drunk text to your ex, what would it say?
I would text a picture of myself enjoying life without them.
"I miss you so much."
"I hope you've contracted fleas."
"You should come over."

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Which social media app are you most likely to use when you've been drinking?
Snapchat.
Twitter.
Facebook.
Instagram.
Are you more of an angry drunk or a happy drunk?
I'm usually on the happier side.
I tend to get a little grumpy.
I would say I'm a silly drunk.
I'm more of a sexy drunk.
Which celebrity would you choose to be your designated driver?
Beyonće.
Dan Rather.
Samuel L. Jackson.
Katy Perry.

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What are you most likely to share on Facebook while drinking?
I'm most likely to share a song I love.
I'm most likely to write my own op-ed.
I'm most likely to share a cute kitten meme.
I don't use Facebook when I'm drinking.
What time of day do you usually start drinking?
I wait until after work.
I start around noon sometimes.
It's usually later in the evening.
I wait until close to bedtime.
What is the worst thing you have done while tipsy?
I have puked in a terrible place.
I sent an ex a nasty message.
I told someone I loved them.
I haven't done anything truly horrible.

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How do you deal with a hangover?
I make sure to eat a healthy breakfast.
I take aspirin before I go to bed.
I don't drink enough to get a hangover.
I try to sleep it off.
What are you more likely to order off of a late-night menu?
A Bacon Double Cheeseburger.
A Fish Taco.
A Veggie Burger.
Avocado Toast.
How would you feel after drinking an entire bottle of wine?
I'd feel sick.
I'd feel drunk.
Ready to party!
I'd feel like I'd need to be hospitalized.

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Which drunken rule do you believe the most?
Liquor before beer, have no fear!
Beer before wine, you'll be feeling fine!
Beer before liquor will just make you sicker.
A water per drink keeps the hangover away.
Which cocktail garnish do you like most?
Mint.
Orange peel.
Olives.
Umbrella.
How would your friends describe your drunk dance moves?
They'd say they're epic!
They'd say they're jerky.
They'd say they're hilarious!
They'd say they're viral-worthy.

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How many drunken one-night stands have you had?
I don't want to talk about it.
I have had a few.
One-night stands are dangerous.
I've had one.
Do you get braver when you are drinking?
I do come out of my shell a little.
I definitely get more opinionated.
I get sassier, for sure.
I get all sorts of courage when I'm drinking.
How do you know when you've had too much?
My speech starts slurring.
I start getting testy.
I start to get really goofy.
I stumble a lot when I walk.

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Where do you usually fall asleep after a night of drinking?
I fall asleep in my bed.
I fall asleep on the couch.
I have seen a morning or two from the bathroom floor.
I sleep wherever the spouse makes me.
Do you take a lot of photos when you are out drinking?
I take more photos than usual.
You have to have a good time selfie!
I try to avoid photos of myself drinking.
I love taking photos with my friends.
What would you wear while doing the walk of shame?
I would wear sunglasses.
I would wear a hoodie.
I would be smart enough to wake up at home.
i would wear a hat.

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