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Let's get in the holiday mindset and pretend you've had a few drinks! Judging by your drunken decisions, we'll be able to tell you what big mistake you are heading towards this holiday season!
What will you be found doing at the office holiday party?
I will most likely be mingling.
I will be found taking home all the unopened wine.
I will be found getting the dancing started.
I will be found making sure food is served.
What part of the turkey do you like most?
I don't like turkey.
I like turkey breasts.
I'm all about the thighs.
I like all the parts of the turkey.
Have you ever regifted anything?
I have never regifted.
I have regifted, but because I knew someone else would like it more.
In a pinch, I will totally regift.
I have done it more than once.
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Would you sip wine while preparing a holiday meal?
I would sip a beer instead.
I would do more than sip.
I always sip a glass while I cook.
I don't like to drink before dinner.
What do you usually do after Thanksgiving dinner?
I take a nap.
I go for a drive.
I watch the game.
I wash the dishes.
Which of your relatives would you get into a drunken argument with?
One of my crazy aunts or uncles.
One of my parents.
One of my cousins.
My sibling.
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What subject would you drunkenly bring up around the holiday table?
I would bring up one of my sibling's embarrassing experiences.
I would bring up my inheritance.
I would start talking about politics.
I would start talking about religion.
What do you like most about Christmas?
I like seeing all my family.
I like all the free booze.
I love giving gifts.
I like the spirit of the season.
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Which holiday film is your love life most like?
"The Nightmare Before Christmas."
"Home Alone."
"Scrooged."
"Bad Santa."
What are you most likely to do after leaving a party?
I will probably text my ex.
I will drink until I pass out.
I will go to a bar or club.
I will go home and go to sleep.
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How will you get home from your holiday parties?
I will take a cab.
I will drive.
I will have a designated driver.
I will walk.
Would you ever spike the punch at a party?
I'll never tell.
I may have spiked the punch in the past.
That's a horrible thing to do.
Someone needs to liven up the parties, right?
How would you get the dance floor hopping at your work party?
I would ask the DJ to play something with a groove.
I would start dancing alone.
I would push people onto the dance floor.
I would start a slow dance with a coworker.
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What might you do when you are drunk that you would never do when you are sober?
I cry when I'm drunk.
Sometimes, I strip.
I hit on strangers when I'm drunk.
I get really talkative when I'm drunk.
If you booked a holiday trip, where would you go?
I would go to see my family.
I would go to Hawaii.
I would go to Europe.
I would go on a spa retreat.
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Will you make holiday dinner this year?
I will leave that to someone else.
I'll order dinner this year.
I will do my best to make a good meal.
It will be a collaborative effort.
What drink would you serve your guests?
Hot Toddies.
Sex on the beach.
Long Island iced teas.
Bahama Mamas.
How many glasses of hard cider will you drink at Christmas?
I'll drink at least a gallon.
I'll have a couple of glasses.
I lose count after the first couple.
I don't like cider.
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If you received a bottle of tequila for a gift, what would you do with it?
I would save it for the next special occasion.
I would drink it right away.
I would save it for Cinco de Mayo.
I would swap it for a different gift.
Have you ever pretended to be Santa?
I pretend to be Santa every year.
I've been drunk Santa a few times.
I've been naughty Santa more than once.
I would love to be Santa!
What would be your job at the North Pole?
I would be a moonshine distiller at Santa's Saloon.
I would be a beer brewer at The Deer Watering Hole.
I would be a waiter at The Snowball Cafe.
I would be the bartender at The Thirsty Elf.
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Which holiday mascot would you drunkenly volunteer to be?
I would be a turkey.
I would be Santa.
I would be Mrs. Claus.
I would be Rudolph.
What are you most likely to lose on your way home from a party?
My phone.
Bladder control.
A gift.
The rest of my party.
How will you deal with your holiday hangover?
I'll sleep until it goes away.
I'll have a hair of the dog.
I'll have a hearty breakfast.
I'll just accept my punishment and get on with it.
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Do you ever get into drunken arguments?
Usually around the holidays, I do.
I do get a little rowdy.
I'm more of a lover than a fighter when I'm drunk.
I have in the past.
What time do you wake up on Christmas morning?
I wake up at 5:00 a.m.
It depends how late I've been out the night before.
I wake up at 9:00 a.m.
I wake up at noon.
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