How Many Of These Nursing-Related Words Do You Know?

By: Bri O.
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4 min
How Many Of These Nursing-Related Words Do You Know?
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About This Quiz

Doctors may get all the credit and prestige, but when it comes to actually spending time with patients and doing the dirty work of routine patient care, nurses rule.There are more than three million nurses in the United States -- that's around four times the number of physicians. That means while you'll spend a few minutes to an hour with your doctor, most of your hands-on care will come from a nurse, especially in a hospital or in-patient facility. It is nurses who respond to basic patient needs, handle testing, take vitals and get patients checked in and out.

All that patient care comes at a cost in the form of a jam-packed schedule for the average nurse. In fact, a 2011 study by BMC Health Services found that the average nurse performs 72.3 tasks per hour, with an average task length of just 55 seconds, meaning nurses are relentlessly pressed for time.

To make the most of every second in a field where a delay can be the difference between life and death, nurses have developed their very own professional jargon, allowing them to communicate quickly and efficiently and achieve the best possible outcome for patients.

Think you can decipher the language of nursing? Take our quiz to find out!

What is HIPAA?
It's an unkind take on the word 'hippo' to describe larger patients.
It protects patients' medical information and enforces confidentiality policies.
It's a term for hip replacement procedures.
It's an insurance provider.
What term is used to describe when a large foreign body has punctured a patient's tissue(s)?
Impalement
Stabbed
Gaping hole
Rupture
What does it mean when a patient hemorrhages?
They're choking on their own mucus.
It has to do with bowel movements.
It means they have an acute bleed from a ruptured vessel.
It means they are experiencing a psychotic episode.

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What term is used to describe a patient who is mobile and capable of walking?
Walker
Vehicular
Ambulatory
Bed-free
Geriatrics/Gerontology is a term used for what patient demographic?
Seniors (elderly)
Children
Teens
Young adult
What does L.P.N. stand for?
Lab Physicians Needed
Literal Palliative Neonatal
Limited Patient Nursing
Licensed Practical Nurse

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What does a Certified Nurse-Midwife (CNM) do?
Assists women through the hardships of being a wife to an over-bearing husband.
They take babies and care for them in the first few months of their lives, away from their birth mothers.
They specialize in women's reproductive health and pregnancy matters.
They breastfeed new mothers' infants for them.
What is neonatology?
It has to do with the urinary tract.
It's similar to what goes on with mammograms.
It has to do with the brain.
A specialized form of pediatrics dealing with premature and newborn infants.
What is an R.N.?
Real Neonatologist
Ruptured Naval
Registered Nurse
Radiation Neurons

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What term is used to describe abnormally low blood pressure?
Hypothyroidism
Hypotension
Glycemia
Vertigo
What does it mean when a patient is lethargic?
They're allergic to the air.
They are sluggish.
They're hyperactive.
They're vomiting.
What is the technical term for the machine that helps patients breathe by moving air in and out of the lungs?
Lung Sucker
Aerator
Breather
Ventilator

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When a patient is afebrile, it means what?
They have a fever.
They do not have a fever.
They are infertile.
They're suffering from amnesia.
What's the technical term for when a patient's heart rate drops below 60 beats per minute?
Hypotension
Angina
Hypoglycemia
Bradycardia
What is neuropathy?
When an infant is born with one functioning eye.
Patients who are pathological liars.
Neuroticism, a.k.a. insanity or otherwise mentally unstable.
Damage to and diseases of the nervous system.

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What term refers to the widening of blood vessels?
Hypotension
Hemorrhage
Vasodilation
Analgesic
What does N.P. stand for (in regards to nursing)?
No Problem
Nurse Practitioner
Nude Patient
Negative Prognosis
What does P.A. stand for (in regards to nursing)?
Physician Assistant
Pediatric Attack
Problematic Adolescent
Pennsylvania

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What word is used to describe all things related to the kidneys?
Digestive tract
Renal
Intestines
Naval
What does I.C.U. stand for?
Important Caregivers Unite
Intelligent Capabilities Utilization
Intensive Care Unit
Interstate Caretakers Union
What term describes the way in which drugs interact with the human body?
Psychiatry
Therapy
Pharmacology
Psychology

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What is an analgesic?
A type of fish
A pain killer
A patient with partial paralysis
A patient who makes up symptoms
What does E.M.R. stand for (in regards to nursing)?
Erratic Mental Readiness
Erroneous Male Readers
Electronic Medical Records
Emergency Mellow Routine
What does B.S.N. stand for?
Brain Syndrome Necrotic
Bellowing Students Network
Bachelors of Science in Nursing
Brain System Network

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What does it mean when a patient complains of angina?
They likely were exposed to extreme temperatures.
There is something going on with their reproductive parts.
They're having chest pains due to limited blood flow through the heart.
They're bleeding from their naval.
What's an embolism?
A type of needle.
When a blockage forms in a blood vessel.
When a lung deflates.
A type of doctor.
What is nurse slang for a phlebotomist?
Leech
Vampire
Doctor
Helper

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What phrase do nurses use to describe patients they see more often than most?
Daily Special
Friendly Patients
Severely Ill People
Frequent Flyers
What does it mean if a nurse describes a patient as a "trainwreck"?
They're drunk or otherwise intoxicated/under the influence and belligerent.
The patient has multiple acute conditions.
The patient was in a train wreck.
The patient suddenly died.
Intravenous is used to describe what?
A patient who has recently traveled out of the country.
Medical intervention within the veins.
Patients who die of drug overdose.
Abnormally colored urine.

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What does D.O.A. stand for?
Dead on Arrival
Doctor Orderings Attendings
Doctor Obtaining Authorization
Doctoring Obvious Actions
What does FMPS mean in nurse slang?
Flu-like Menopausal Postpartum Symptoms
Fluff My Pillow Syndrome
Forgetting Mean Patients Syndrome
Female Male Persons Squad
Who are the slashers/cutters?
Nursing students
Phlebotomists
Doctors/Surgeons
Insurance companies

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What's a code brown in nurse lingo?
It means a patient passed a large or messy bowel movement.
It's code for a boring or senile patient.
It means a patient's family is unsupportive and toxic.
It signals to other nurses that a random drug test or other employment screening is about to happen.
What are B-52s?
Nurses who have been around for awhile.
A mixture of B vitamins.
Agile fighter jets
An administered combination of the drugs haldol, benadryl, and ativan.