Order Some Coffee and We'll Tell You Who Your Gilmore Soulmate Is!

By: Artimis Charvet
Estimated Completion Time
5 min
Order Some Coffee and We'll Tell You Who Your Gilmore Soulmate Is!
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About This Quiz

"If you're out on your own, feeling lonely and so cold..." All you have to do is grab a cup of coffee and settle in with one of these Gilmore Girls heartthrobs. From Luke to Logan, let's find out who your Gilmore Girls soulmate is!

Gilmore Girls began in October 2000 on The WB. The series followed a single mother as she tried to raise her young, bright teenage daughter. While Lorelai and Rory Gilmore were an iconic duo, who could forget their crazy love lives? Were you rooting for Max or did you think Lorelai's soulmate was Luke? Was Rory better suited with Dean or were you kicking him to the curb for Jess?

While you might know who you wanted Lorelai and Rory to end up with, who is your Gilmore Girls soulmate?

Do you need a strong cup of coffee that will be there for you day in and day out? You'd be a perfect mate for Luke. Maybe you're better suited for a cup of coffee that's going to give you that much-needed jolt! You'd be living in the fast lane with Logan!

Luke and Logan may not be for you. You might need a dark roast like Jess that is a shock to your system with the first sip but you can't help coming back to it!

Is your soulmate Luke? Or is it his nephew, Jess? There's love blooming in Stars Hollow, and we're here to find out who you're taking a walk around town with!

Let's find out!

Let's start simple: Do you even like coffee?
Of course! It runs in my veins!
It's sinfully delicious.
It's alright, but I mostly use it for the caffeine boost.
Not really.
What kind of coffee shops do you like to visit?
I go to Starbucks.
I usually just drink what's at the office.
I make my own coffee at home, the local baristas just can't get it right.
I am always looking for the newest local shop.
What's the first thing you think about when you wake up on a morning?
Why can't I just stay in?
Need coffee ASAP.
It's a great day for an adventure.
It's time to make some money.

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Why do you drink coffee?
To get my mind going
To keep me up
Because it's trendy.
Because I like the taste.
On a scale of 1-4, where one is the least and four is the most, how much do you need caffeine on a daily basis?
1
2
3
4
How many cups do you have per day?
1
2
3+
0

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How old were you when you first had coffee?
Younger than 13
I was a teenager.
Sometime in college
Only recently
When do you usually drink your coffee?
First thing in the morning
Mid-morning
In the afternoon
At night
You're out of coffee filters. How do you react?
I run to the corner store and pick up a box.
It's nothing that Charmin can't fix!
I never run out of coffee filters, because the 14K gold-plated etched metal filter I bought to maximize the aromatic oils in my daily cup is reusable.
I usually pick up my coffee at the local shops, so if they're out then the city must be under attack by aliens.

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Someone asks you to go cupping. What's your response?
Load up on the Solos and Natty Ice. Drinking games are my specialty brah!
Decline. Isn't that a weird massage thing Gwyneth Paltrow is into?
Start hydrating so your palate will be prepared to pick out nuances of licorice and hickory smoke.
Stare at them in confusion.
How do you grind your beans?
Um, don't they just come like that?
Running that big red machine in the grocery store is my favorite part of my shopping trip.
By hand, in a burr grinder. My grinding arm is getting jacked, but I quiver at the thought of having guests over for breakfast (even the aroma of freshly ground espresso can't overpower that much sweat smell).
I will get it ground at a coffee shop.
Which brand of coffee do you prefer?
Green Mountain Coffee
Folgers
Blue Bottle Ground Coffee
Other

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When the baristas at the coffee shop near your house see you coming, what do they do?
They sigh with relief. One drip coffee, comin' right up!
They start furiously pumping chocolate syrup into a Big Gulp-sized cup and brace the whipped cream guy.
They cringe and try to hide behind the La Marzocco. A repeat of last week's double ristretto disagreement is going to end with somebody getting scalded.
They keep doing what they're doing.
Why is there a line out the door at your favorite coffee shop?
It's finally Pumpkin Spice Latte time!
The hot dog rotisserie caught on fire and short-circuited the French vanilla mocha dispenser.
Everyone knows Kyoto style drip takes forever, but it's worth the wait.
It's the best place in town.
How do you like your chocolate?
Milk
Dark
Crunchy
Soft

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How do you feel about sugar in your coffee?
Not something I like
Something I do sometimes
Really nice
Necessary for my survival
What do you usually eat with your coffee?
Nothing
Toast
Fruits
A scone
Which Starbucks drink would you rather order?
Medium Roast
Iced Coconut Milk Mocha Macchiato
Double Chocolate Chip Crème Frappuccino
Hot chocolate

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How fancy is your coffee order?
It has two ingredients.
It's not very difficult to make.
It takes a bit of time.
It's very hard to get just right.
If you had to describe your taste in coffee, what word would you choose?
Straightforward
Bold
Fun
Chic
Which biscuit would you rather have with your coffee?
Jammie Dodgers biscuits
Hobnobs biscuits
Bourbon biscuits
Garibaldi biscuits

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Which of these things annoys you the most?
Obnoxious people
Losing my wallet
Getting up early
Rude people
There's no coffee, what do you drink?
Water
Juice
Tea
Wine
Are you willing to drink instant coffee?
Sure, if that's all there is.
Can I add things to make it taste better?
Yes, in the end I need my caffeine.
I wouldn't touch that stuff with a 10-foot pole.

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Which country would you rather drink coffee in?
France
China
Australia
Ireland
Which of the following is closest to your life's motto?
Always be yourself.
Dare to be different.
Work hard, play harder.
Coffee runs through my veins.
What do you add to your coffee?
Milk
Sugar
Milk and sugar
Something else

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How big is your coffee pot at home?
It holds six cups of coffee or less.
It can hold between eight and ten cups of coffee.
Which one? I have several different kinds.
I don't own a coffee pot.
Why do you choose to drink coffee?
It's cheaper than tea.
There is a bit of caffeine in coffee.
I like the taste of coffee.
I have many reasons why I drink coffee.
How do you grind your beans?
Um, don't they just come like that?
Running that big red machine in the grocery store is my favorite part of my shopping trip.
By hand, in a burr grinder. My grinding arm is getting jacked, but I quiver at the thought of having guests over for breakfast (even the aroma of freshly ground espresso can't overpower that much sweat smell).
I will get it ground at a coffee shop.

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