Pick a Bunch of Snacks and We Will Guess Your Secret Fetish

By: Teresa McGlothlin
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Pick a Bunch of Snacks and We Will Guess Your Secret Fetish
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About This Quiz

You might not walk around the office telling everyone about your very favorite Fun Dip, but you can tell us! By the time you've finished telling us about all your favorite snacks, we'll be able to figure out your secret fetish! Will your love for licorice ropes point to bondage, or will your love for donut holes reveal something entirely different? 

So to speak, fetishes are like preferred flavors. They are like that one kind of snack food that you just cannot stop putting into your mouth. You might not like any of the new-fangled gummy worm flavors, but that simply says something about the secret fetish that brings you endless amounts of Almond Joy. Whether you like to watch or you are dreaming of the day when everyone comes to work in their bare feet, your snack food cravings will give you away! 

What makes you as heated as a box of Hot Tamales? Open up about the snack foods you love most, and your fetish will creep up like burning sensation of a Flamin' Hot Cheeto! Finish the questions and sit back like a voyeur while we calculate your results. Then, your secret fetish will be unveiled! Will we get it right? 


Whipped cream
Elva Etienne / Moment / Getty Images
Would you rather take chocolate sauce or whipped cream into the bedroom?
Both!
Food has no place in the bedroom.
Chocolate sauce is more fun.
Whipped cream keeps things interesting.
Pizza rolls
Pixabay by Wow_Pho
Were there even snacks before pizza rolls? Which kind do you keep in the freezer?
Combination
Cheesy Taco
Pepperoni and Cheese
Pizza rolls are nasty!
Sundaes
Pixabay by RitaE
Sundaes are snacks, too! What is your favorite thing to top one off with?
Jimmies or sprinkles
Butterscotch sauce
Candy bar bits
Granola

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Easy Cheese
22plinkster via YouTube
Yes or no? Do you think spray cheese is the best thing on earth?
Heck yeah!
Gag!
It's good, but it's not the best thing.
It's not fit for human consumption.
Sour gummy worms
Unsplash by Sharon McCutcheon
Are you such a traditionalist that you're opposed to eating sour gummy worms?
There's no need to change perfection.
I like gummy bears better.
I'll eat anything gummy.
I don't favor one over the other.
Sunflower seeds
Pixabay by webandi
Are you more likely to reach for pumpkin seeds or sunflower seeds?
I'm not a bird!
Pumpkin seeds are the best!
I love sunflower seeds.
Chia seeds are my jam.

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Cheetos
Unsplash by Giorgio Trovato
Which Cheetos flavor always makes it into your cart?
Munchies
Flamin' Hot
Baked White Cheddar Puffs
I like Doritos more.
Apples
Unsplash by Sarah Gualtieri
When you're feeling healthy, which fruit becomes your favorite snack?
Cantaloupe
Apples
Oranges
Grapes
Sliced cucumbers
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Which one of these snacks makes you giggle when you eat it?
Jell-O
Bananas
Drumsticks
Cucumbers

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crackers and dip
Unsplash by Kim Daniels
What kind of crackers do you like to keep in the cupboards?
Oyster crackers
Saltines
Cheez-its
Fancy sesame crackers
McDonalds
Unsplash by Andrew Herashchenko
You're hungry, but you don't want to supersize anything. Which quick bite do you have from McDonald's?
A burger
McNuggets
An order of fries
A garden salad
Jolly Ranchers
Ked Merwin via YouTube
If you needed to soothe a sweet tooth, which candy would you pick?
Jolly Ranchers
Caramel bullseyes
Cinnamon discs
Fun Dip

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Queso
Unsplash by Curtis Thornton
Salsa or queso? What would you rather dip your chips into?
Artichoke dip is tastier.
Salsa
I need a bowl of each.
Queso
Pistachios
Unsplash by Joanna Kosinska
Are you more likely to eat a whole bag of pistachios or a bag of peanuts?
I'm allergic to peanuts!
I like almonds a lot more.
Peanuts are much better than pistachios.
You'll be able to tell by my green fingers.
Granola bars
Pixabay by sageus
In a word, what do you think of plain granola bars?
Sawdust
Tasty
Basic
Meh

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Waffles
Pixabay by Foundry
What breakfast food would you turn into a late-night snack?
Waffles
Bacon ... duh!
Toast
Cereal
Potato Chips
Pixabay by Miroslavik
Dinner wasn't filling enough. Will you snack on the leftovers?
Nope ... I'm going out for ice cream.
If it didn't fill me up, it won't be a good snack.
I'll grab a bag of chips or something.
That's usually my only option.
Celery
Pixabay by inetaLi
What snack might you grab to get over mid-afternoon sleepiness?
Celery sticks
A protein bar
Whatever's left on the breakroom table
A donut

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Mochi
Pixabay by skeeze
Which of these Japanese snack foods sounds like your new favorite?
Mochi
Kaki no tane
Melonpan
Big Katsu
Fudge Rounds
Ice Cream Rollery via YouTube
Little Debbie knows her snacks! Which type do you have a hard time putting down?
Nutty Buddy
Fudge Rounds
Red Velvet Cakes
Hostess makes better snacks!
dried prunes and apricot
Pixabay by LeoNeoBoy
If you were going to eat a dried snack, what would it be?
Beef jerky
Dried strawberries
Coconut
Prunes

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Popcorn
Pixabay by dbreen
Would you say that caramel popcorn is better than movie theater butter popcorn?
I like to mix them!
Butter is always better.
I'll reach for caramel again and again.
I don't like the way popcorn gets stuck in my teeth.
Bagels
Pixabay by RaviKrishnappa
In a pinch, what kind of bagel makes a quick snack?
Everything
Plain
Cinnamon raisin
Sesame seed
Mrs. Fields
popsugarliving via YouTube
Which cookie maker is responsible for at least one of your curves?
Keebler
Nabisco
Famous Amos
Mrs. Fields

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fruit salad and milk
Unsplash by Carissa Gan
After working out, which snack would you use to refuel?
Fruit salad
A smoothie
A snack wrap
String cheese
Licorice
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Would you rather have a licorice rope or a licorice straw?
What's the difference?
I like the straws best.
Licorice ropes are the best.
The licorice nuggets are easier to eat.
Lemonheads
ARMY OF TOYS via YouTube
Lemonheads or Hot Tamales? What gets you through a movie?
JuJubes
Hot Tamales
Laffy Taffy
Lemonheads

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Hershey Kiss
Food Network
What kind of Hershey's Kiss would you prefer to share with a date?
Godiva chocolates are superior!
Mint Truffle
Milk Chocolate
Candy Cane
Chocolate Pudding
Sarah Jeter via YouTube
What pudding flavor would you devour in one sitting?
Banana cream pie
Chocolate
Vanilla
Apple pie
Candy Bars
Pixabay by Alexas_Fotos
If you grabbed a candy bar at checkout, which kind would it be?
Mounds
Almond Joy
Payday
Snickers

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