Pick a Bunch of Snacks to Eat and We'll Guess Your Relationship Status

By: Alex Wittman
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Pick a Bunch of Snacks to Eat and We'll Guess Your Relationship Status
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About This Quiz

We're hangry AF right now, and it's a big mood. But, rather than getting super salty, we thought we'd talk about our fave salty snacks. And, we're not about to leave our beloved sweet and savory snacks out in the cold. No way, my dude. In this quiz, we've compiled our go-to treats for you to choose from, and when you've made your picks, we'll guess your relationship status. Are you single like a Pringle? Or, twisted up in romantic bliss like a pretzel?

From Cool Ranch Doritos to Half Baked ice cream, our snack game is on fleek. Gushers are Gucci, and who could forget the GOAT: Cheez-Its. That's just our humble opinion (but, we may have to throw down if you disagree). If it's crunchy, melty, squishy or chewy, we're basically living for it. 

Omg, we thought this quiz was going to help, but our hunger is turned all the way up now. While you pick your snacks, we think we might have to pop some pizza rolls in the oven. But, before we dip those delicious bite-sized babies in ranch, we'll make good on our promise to guess your relationship status. Your fave snacks reveal more about you than you think. The results will leave you shook.

Slushies are their own special kind of snack. Which of these flavors is your fave to slurp?
Blue Rasberry
Coca-Cola
Wild Cherry
Lemonade

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When you dip your hand into a bag of Chex Mix, what are you hoping to pull out?
Chex Cereal
Rye Chips
Breadsticks
Pretzels

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Healthy snacks have a time and a place (we guess). So, which of these is your go-to?
If the snack is healthy, it's not really a snack.
Mixed nuts
Guacamole
Hummus

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We'll never forget these classic AF snacks from our childhood. Which one do you remember most fondly?
Teddy Grahams
Totino's Pizza Rolls
Jell-O Pudding
Fruit Gushers

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Netflix is chill, but going to the movies is OG for sure. When you hit up the theater, which of these snacks are you selecting?
Red Viens
Popcorn
Mike and Ike
Raisinets

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You had a long day and just want to binge on some Netflix. What snack do you grab before settling in on the couch?
Cheez-Its
Pretzels
Potato chips
Popcorn

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Now, we are the last people who would throw any shade about this, but how many Oreos can you eat in a single sitting?
Depends on how many Oreos are available.
I'm good with just a few.
TBH, Oreos aren't my thing.
I can put away a sleeve by myself no prob.

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No cap, have you ever bought a piece of register fruit from a gas station or convenience store?
Yes, that banana looked so lonely by itself!
Yes, fruit is a legit snack.
Maybe, but tbh, I can't remember.
No way, fruit is the absolute weakest gas station offering.

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Little Debbie snacks were (and always will be) life. Which of these borderline gourmet pastries is your fave?
Nutty Buddy
Apple Fruit Pie
Cosmic Brownie
Oatmeal Creme Pie

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Take me out to the ball game, bruh. What are you snacking on at the baseball stadium?
Hot dog
Sunflower seeds
Nachos
Peanuts

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Potato chips are obviously amazing, but low key, alternative chips deserve some credit. Which of these chips could you crunch right this second?
Funyuns
Sunchips
Stacy's Pita Chips
Bugles

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They get a bad rap, but TBH vending machines have some decent bites. Which of these snacks could you eat right now?
Corn Nuts
Donettes
T.G.I. Friday's Potato Skins
Swiss Rolls

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Let's throw some snack shade. Which of these candy bars would you nominate as the worst of all time?
Hershey's Cookies 'n' Creme
Baby Ruth
Almond Joy
Krackel

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You're up late cramming for a test. Which snack is by your side while you get your study on?
Goldfish
Fritos
Gardetto's
White Cheddar Popcorn

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We're not trying to troll anyone here, but if you can manage to keep your cool over this most heated subject, which of the following is the best candy bar?
Snicker's
Milky Way
3 Musketeers
Butterfinger

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Quality crackers can make or break a snack plate. Which of these cheese vehicles is your fave?
Saltines
Triscuits
Wheat Thins
Ritz

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It's Friday night and time to treat yo' self. Which Ben and Jerry's flavor is waiting for you in the freezer?
Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
Half Baked
Cherry Garcia
Chocolate Fudge Brownie

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If you could only eat one Hostess snack for the rest of your life, which would it be?
TBH, I don't do Hostess.
HoHos
Snoballs
Twinkies

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Cookies are a whole mood. Which of these yummy treats would you be down to dip in milk right now?
Fudge Stripes
Chips Ahoy!
Oreos
Milanos

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We can't even with how many different kinds of Doritos there are. Which of these is your favorite flavor?
Cool Ranch
Nacho Cheese (classic AF)
Spicy Sweet Chili
Salsa Verde

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Peanut butter high key makes any snack healthy. Which of these PB goodies is the tastiest?
Reese's Pieces
Reese's Peanut Butter Cups
Nutter Butter
I'm allergic to (or really don't like) peanut butter.

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After you've gotten your swol on, which one of these protein-filled snack are you most likely to snag?
Hard-boiled eggs
Greek yogurt parfait
Hummus and veggies
Protein shake

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Cheese is good, but pseudo-snack cheese is next level. Which of these cheesy AF snacks do you love the most?
Better Cheddars
Cheese Balls
White Cheddar Popcorn
Cheetos

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Alright, how do we feel about Fig Newtons?
Ew, never.
Yum, I could put a sleeve away right now.
I'd snack on them in a pinch.
They're whatever.

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The art of the pretzel. Which of these snacks does pretzels the most justice?
Pretzel Crips
Snyder's Pretzel Pieces
Combos
Flipz Pretzels

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Sometimes you just want to snack on something chewy AF. Which of these gummies is your go-to?
Swedish Fish
Welch's Fruit Snacks
Fruit by the Foot
Sour Patch Kids

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Let's break down s'mores (aka the ultimate camping snack). What is your favorite component?
Graham crackers
Chocolate
Marshmallows
S'mores are overrated.

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After filling up your car, you run into the gas station to pick out something to munch on. Which snack are you finna grab?
Combos
Dry-roasted nuts
Beef jerky
Protein bar

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Fruit is an OG snack. Which of the following is the most satisfying?
Banana
Apple
Grapes
Fruit? A snack is only a snack if it's salty.

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When we try to imagine a world without chocolate, we can't even. Which of these chocolatey snacks is your fave?
Twix
Junior Mints
Nah, chocolate just isn't my thing.
Dove Promises

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