Pick a Word From Each List and We'll Guess Your Secret Fetish

By: Zoe Samuel
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Pick a Word From Each List and We'll Guess Your Secret Fetish
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About This Quiz

Fetishes are one of those sexual categories that people don't often talk about except to make rather awkward jokes, typically that express how little they understand. Possibly the most common misconception is that a fetish is interchangeable with a kink, but this is actually not true. Both terms refer to a specific sexual activity that is outside the "norm" of "typical" sexual relations between two people.

The key difference between kink and fetish is that a kink is a preference - albeit possibly a very strong one - while a fetish is mandatory for the fetishist in question. That is, if your kink is going to furry conventions and getting it on with your partner while they wear a giant fuzzy costumes, you could still also have a perfectly vanilla sex life with that same partner at home. If this particular preference were a fetish, then its presence would be essential to your satisfaction.

This doesn't mean that foot fetishists need a foot in front of their eyes to be fully gratified. It just means that feet will make an appearance during the event—and even then, perhaps only in their imagination. Indeed some fetishists are never able to share their fetish with their partner, and thus keep it on the DL for their entire sexual life.

We hope that nobody feels unable to share here, however! Whatever it is, we don't judge—but we sure are curious! Let's see if we can figure out what makes you tick.

Can you tell us something that belongs on a list of words to do with the idea of darkness?
Balaclava
Shoe
Hood
Black
What's the first long and wriggly thing that leaps into your head?
Chains
Toe
Hair
Finger
What's the most fun item on this list: running, swirling, dancing, sneaking?
Sneaking
Running
Swirling
Dancing

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Where on this list would you lay your head: hat, helmet, braid, mask?
Mask
Hat
Braid
Helmet
What's the most delicious food out of whipped cream, apples, sushi, and spaghetti?
Apples
Whipped cream
Sushi
Spaghetti
Which of the below establishments might you visit on a Saturday?
Store
Sauna
Club
Playroom

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What zone of the body is most involved in all your favorite pastimes?
Hands and arms
Below the knee
Above the neck
Torso
Which of these is the most titillating: rules, punishment, naughty, smack?
Naughty
Smack
Rules
Punishment
Which of this list of soft things would you rub against your cheek (either kind of cheek is fine): velvet, faux fur, felt, feather?
Felt
Faux fur
Velvet
Feather

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What's the naughtiest thing out of these items: whip, rope, cuff, blindfold?
Rope
Whip
Blindfold
Cuff
Which of the below could your date wear that would make you really sit up and take notice?
Burglar outfit
Lady Gaga-style shoes
Giant pompadour
Belly shirt
If you were choosing a home, which would you prioritize out of the amenities below?
Back door
Shag carpet
Salon
Rec room

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At which of these types of parties would you like to boogie?
Wedding
Toga party
Rave
Birthday
When you're checking out a naked partner for the first time, which body part do you eye first: feet, chest, butt, or legs?
Legs
Feet
Butt
Chest
Which word would disturb you most from this list of emotions, if they came up on a first date: contempt, disgust, anger, malice?
Anger
Malice
Contempt
Disgust

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Out of leather, lace, rubber or PVC, which is the most erotic?
Lace
Leather
PVC
Rubber
Which of the qualities below would you rank most important in getting you to click on someone's dating profile?
Spiritedness
Sultryness
Femininity
Quirkiness
How might you go about finding a partner, among these methods: bar-hopping, Tinder/Grindr, flyering, matchmaker?
Flyering
Bar-hopping
Matchmakre
Tinder/Grindr

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Which of the habits below would disappoint you most in a sexual partner?
Staidness
Modesty
Modernity
Standoffishness
When you get it on with a new partner, what do you ask about first?
Boundaries
Preferences
Choking
Spanking
When you make a to-do list, what category do you list first out of the below?
Errands
Housework
Social
Personal

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Which of the following list of flirtations turns you on most?
Grope
Foot stamp
Hair toss
Pout
When communicating with a partner between dates, what's your preferred option?
Letters
Instagram
Skype
Texting
Which of these types of lighting is best for getting down?
Fluorescent
Sconces
Candles
Christmas lights

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You got down with a new partner and it was awful. You tried again, with no improvement. How do you ditch them?
Ghosting
Text
Email
Call
Which of the following holidays has the most erotic potential to you?
Cruise
Cabin
Beach
Camping
What is the most sensual to touch out of the following: skin, hair, tongue, eyebrow?
Eyebrow
Tongue
Hair
Skin

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Which word is the most disgusting out of: moist, ooze, pus, slime?
Ooze
Puss
Moist
Slime
When you think about your fetish, what position do you like to be in: seated, standing, lying down, reclining?
Standing
Reclining
Seated
Lying down
What music will you pick to set the most erotic scene?
Jazz
Classical
Metal
Nursery rhyme

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