Pick Your Favorite Outfits and We'll Guess Your Secret Fetish

By: Zoe Samuel
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Pick Your Favorite Outfits and We'll Guess Your Secret Fetish
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About This Quiz

As long as everyone is of age, nobody was tricked or deceived, and the arrangement is entirely consensual, there is no wrong way to have sex. After all, it feels good, and it can bring you closer together as friends, lovers, and partners. That means that whatever your fetish is, as long as you’re open with your partner and don’t push them to do something they don’t want to do, there’s no reason you can’t go ahead and have a grand time together!

A fetish is not quite the same as a kink, of course. A kink is a preference that someone likes to involve every so often. A fetish is something that is simply essential to your sexual experience, either in reality or at the very least, in your imagination. You simply cannot do without it. That’s why a kind and respectful partner who shares or at least warmly accepts your fetish is so important.

Knowing someone’s fetish ultimately comes down to being trustworthy enough that they’ll tell you — but we suspect we can figure it out from the way you dress, inside the bedroom and out! Tell us a little about your clothing choices, and we’ll pinpoint your fetish. We hope you have (or soon will have) the perfect person with whom to enjoy it!

Women in suits
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What is your ideal professional look?
Twinset, pearls, and a suit
Jeans and a leather blazer
Manolos and a wrap dress
Something with a smidge more cleavage than is "appropriate"
Jeans and a sweater
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What type of clothing do you seek any excuse to wear?
Jeans and a T-shirt
My best jackets
Stilettos
Nothing!
Woman lace dress
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All else being equal, which fabric below is best?
Cotton
Suede
Polyester
Lace

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Women's boots
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Which is the best of the following boots?
Wellies
Thigh-highs
Spikes
Peep toe
High heels
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Can you walk on a high heel?
Not really
Yes, mostly
I can sprint on it!
No, but that is not what it is for
Women's wrap dress
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What is the best place for a cut-out?
Shoulder
Thigh
Ankle
Anywhere

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Clothes shopping
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Which store having a huge sale would give you the most joy?
J. Crew
Jitrois
DSW
Prada
Womens clothing store
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Do you wear artificial fibers?
Mostly not
Never
Sure
Quite a lot
Woman tie
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Are you comfortable in a tie?
Sure
Depends on where and why I'm wearing it
I guess.
Yes, if it is the only thing I am wearing

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Woman low cut dress
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How much skin do you like to show?
Minimal
None, actually
Some, but in surprising spots
A lot
Boyfriend twirls girlfriend
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Who do you hope notices your outfit?
My boo
My many lovers
People who will appreciate the game I'm playing
Everyone
Woman wearing sneakers
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Do you carry spare shoes in case you need to flee a zombie apocalypse?
Of course!
No, but I wear sensible shoes to work.
Sure, that's why I have all those shoes under my desk. Zombies.
No, I'll just go barefoot!

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Uggs
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Of the outfits below, which one is the most repulsive?
Burlap sack
Mumu
Ugg boot
Snowsuit
Woman in jeans
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Can you pick the best cut for a good pair of jeans?
Straight
Boot cut
Pedal pusher
Skinny
Air Dry clothes
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How willing are you to handwash your clothing?
Not very
I pay a pro to do it!
Fairly
Very

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Woman suit jacket
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How do you feel about a good shoulder pad?
It works if it is not too big.
I'm into it!
I can take or leave it.
No, thanks.
Buttons on a skirt
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What's your take on ways to hold clothing together?
Buttons
Zippers
Buckles
Velcro
Woman at a beach
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You're going to the beach. What is the best outfit for that?
A nice bikini with a caftan
It's all about the purse.
Bikini and a sexy thong sandal.
I like the nude beach.

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Woman in nightie
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It's your special night with your boo! What's definitely on the sartorial menu?
A pretty nightie
A full bodysuit
Heels
Something sparkly and eye-catching
Woman on a hike
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When climbing a mountain, what could you not be without?
A big coat
A great pair of pants
The best boots money can buy
I can handle anything.
Rain
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It rains unexpectedly and you have no umbrella. How do you protect your clothing?
I don't. It'll dry.
Invert my jacket.
Tread carefully.
Let it get wet and stick to me!

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Woman in snow
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In the event of snow, what is your go-to clothing item?
Waterproof boot
Outer coat, but everything else the same!
I have outer boots that go over my normal boots.
I reluctantly add some cashmere.
Fancy lunch
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Your wealthy great aunt has invited you to lunch to discuss her will. What will you wear?
A pretty dress and a cardie
A sleek jacket and nice jeans
A fabulous pair of heels
Something boring and respectful so I get her money
Women's clothes hanger
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You have a job interview. What do you pull from your wardrobe?
A suit
A jacket and complementary slacks
The most expensive heel I own
A fabulous statement necklace

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Women at party
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What is your signature piece for any cool party?
My gorgeous but modest wrap dress
Leather pants
My strappy slingbacks
My backless dress
Woman jean jacket
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Which outfit would you use to blend in?
Jeans and a shirt
Leather jacket and jeans
Sleek ankle boots
A caftan with nothing under it
Softball game
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You have been dragooned into cheering for the office softball team this Saturday. What will you wear for this?
Team shirt
Leather pants and a T-shirt
Jeans with sky-high heels
Excellent hat, otherwise whatever I usually wear

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Woman pajamas
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What do you wear to sleep?
Fuzzy PJs
I can't answer on a family website.
Special socks to keep my feet protected
Nothing
Couple on date
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You have a sexy date planned. What do your two leading outfits have in common?
A pretty beaded top
An amazing leather skirt
Incredible shoes
They come off quicly.
Couple pickup airport
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Your boo has been away for a week. What do you wear to pick them up at the airport?
Nice jeans and a cute top
Leather jacket and pants
Platforms so they can easily pick me out
Corset

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