Plan a Party While Your Parents Are Out of Town and We'll Guess How Long You've Known Your BFF!

By: Zoe Samuel
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Plan a Party While Your Parents Are Out of Town and We'll Guess How Long You've Known Your BFF!
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About This Quiz

The proverbial cats are away, and it's time for the mice to play. Whether you still live at home or not, it's too good a chance to pass up - and how you exploit the chance tells us a lot about your most essential non-romantic relationship!
What part of the house will the party be in?
Garage
Dining room
Garden
All over
What entertainment will there be?
Poker
Parlor games
A band
DJ
How many people are coming over?
Six
Ten
Twenty
Fifty

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What will you drink?
Beer
Wine
Cocktails
Everything
Who will play the music?
I will.
My friend Jess
The band
The DJ
What music will they play?
Jazz
Musical theater
Rock music
Rave music

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What time is the party?
9 p.m.
7.30 p.m.
3 p.m.
8 p.m.
What time will it end?
11 p.m.
Midnight
7 p.m.
7 a.m.
Will it be mostly couples or singles?
Singles
Couples
Mostly couples
Mostly singles

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Will the neighbors know about it?
Nope
The immediate neighbors will.
The whole street will.
The neighbors four blocks away will know about it.
Who will be in charge of the guest list?
Me
Me and my bestie
My bestie
Me and all my besties
How memorable will the occasion be?
Extremely
Fairly
Somewhat
No one will remember it, we will be too drunk.

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How will your parents find out about it?
I got permission.
I will tell them.
A neighbor will blab.
The whole area will know.
Will there be a seated dinner?
Yes, at the card table.
Yes, at the dining table.
No, there will be finger food.
No, there will be a buffet.
Will you curate introductions?
No, they all know each other.
Yes, entirely.
I'll do a few.
No, people will figure it out for themselves.

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Will any money be won or lost?
A few bucks
No
No, but someone might get a job out of it.
Not officially
Will there be any smoking?
Yes, cigars
No
One or two smokers will huddle at the bottom of the garden.
Yes, some weed
Will everyone know each other?
Of course
At the beginning of the night, no, but then they will be friends.
Probably not
No

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How will you invite people?
I'll text them.
Calling
I'll email individually.
Facebook on the public event setting
What's the dress code?
Anything
Smart casual
Cocktail attire
Super fly party clothes!
Will the pool be used?
No, we will be too drunk.
No, it's not that sort of party.
Yes, there will be some swimming.
Yes, but not for swimming.

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How mad will your parents be if they find out?
Not at all
They will laugh a little.
They will chide me.
They will cut me off.
Will you impose a social media blackout?
People won't post on social media, I don't need to ask them.
I'll make sure people keep it tasteful.
I might ask people but it won't work.
Not possible
Will any guests stay over?
Maybe my bestie
No
A couple from out of town
Yes, but not because we planned it.

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What, if anything, will you break?
A glass
A plate
A flowerbed
The plumbing and the walls
What kind of cups will the drinks be in?
Tumblers
Wine glasses
Champagne flutes
Solo cups
What plates will the food be on?
Regular china
Fancy china
Rented china
Paper

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What will the table be like?
Green baize
Dining table with a cloth on top
Trestle table
No table
What are the odds that the police will be called?
Zero
Lower than zero
5%
50/50
What thing will you do that you regret?
Bet a little too much
Eat a little too much
Drink a little too much
Puke a lot too much

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