Plan a Tailgate Party and We'll Guess Where You Went to School!

By: Zoe Samuel
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Plan a Tailgate Party and We'll Guess Where You Went to School!
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About This Quiz

Whether you're from the sort of place where a tailgate is the only party, or where it's just something from the movies, you can still plan a great party! What does that plan tell us about where you went to school? Let's find out!
What food are you serving?
Strawberries and cream
Sushi, I think
Steak
Hot dogs and burgers
What's the dress code?
Straw boater and blazer
Jeans and sporty jacket
Seersucker suit
Boots and jeans
What vehicle are you sitting on?
Range Rover or Land Rover
Chevy
Mercedes pickup
Dodge Ram

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What event are you attending?
Cricket
Baseball
Head of the Charles
Baseball, football, and basketball
Who is gatecrashing the party?
No one - they don't do that here
Townies
Those awful bores from the country club
Everyone from the nearby frat
What are you drinking?
Pimms
Millet Light
Stella
Bud Light

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Who is the guest of honor?
My professor
No one, we are all equal
The prizewinning writer who is lecturing us this week
My buddies from back home
Who are you forced to invite?
No one - you invite who you want and no more
My cousin who lives in town
My family
My frat
What's the weather like?
Rainy
Sunny and humid
Sunny and breezy
Windy and variable

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What time of day does your party start?
1 p.m.
4 p.m.
10 a.m.
All the time!
How did you send invitations?
Mail
Facebook
Email
Snapchat
How many people did you cater for?
20
10
40
6, but everyone brought something so we fed 30

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Who gets to choose the music?
I do, I'm the host.
My cousin Tasha
My friend Biffy
My buddy Dave
What music is playing?
Classical
Pop
Jazz
Country
Who is the enemy at your event?
Those who go to The Other Place
No one, we don't care a lot about sports
Yalies
Alabama

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Are you postgrad or undergrad?
Undergrad
I'm just getting my associate's
Postgrad, that's why I'm the host now
I may never be a grad at this rate
Is your school known as a party school?
Absolutely not
Not really
No, which is unfair, because we do
Heck yeah
What time of day does your party end?
8 p.m.
An hour after it started, sadly
7 p.m.
Midnight or later

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Are you worried about being kicked out by the police?
No, and they can have a drink if they want
Yes, happens a lot
No, they work for us
Yes, if we are too rowdy
Will the party be ruined if your team loses?
Not really
It could be
By Jove, yes
Nah, we'll just drink more
Who would get into a fight at your party?
No one
My cousin and one of my fellow students
Us and the Yalies
Everyone

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What platform will you post your event photos on?
None, we will simply frame the best shots and hang them up
Instagram
Facebook
Snapchat
Will there be any illegal substances at your party?
Perhaps a little coke, but it would be rude to do it during the party
Some weed
Weed and coke
Weed and pills
Will people wear college shirts?
No, that's weird
We might
No, that's a good way to be beaten up
Obviously we will

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Is there another party later on?
No, one party is enough
Yes, after we have to leave the location
No, we are all partied out
The party never ends
How will people get to the party if they don't have their own car?
Bus
Train
Cycle
They will go in another person's car
How clean is the car?
It's dirty
Pristine
It's mostly clean
Filthy

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How do passers-by feel about your party?
They hate us
They love us
They pity us
They admire us
Can you see stars overhead?
No, it's too rainy
No, the city is too bright
Only sometimes
Yes
What accents can you hear around you?
British
Diverse
New England
Midwestern

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