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Playing a game of "Would You Rather" with us will open up a truth-telling crystal ball here in the office. We'll be able to gaze deeply until the age you will be married reveals itself! Unless you would rather keep guessing, take the quiz.
Would you rather live with your future in-laws for a year or get stuck on a deserted island?
I would rather live with my in-laws.
Can we send my in-laws to a deserted island?
Can my spouse come to the deserted island with me?
I will take the deserted island.
What would you rather do than have your crazy uncle give your wedding speech?
I would rather skip the speeches.
I would rather let my best man do the speech.
I would rather the music drowns him out.
Oh, let the crazy old man speak.
Would your rather serve lobster or hot dogs to your wedding guests?
I think we should serve both.
I would rather serve lobster rolls.
I'm on a budget - hot dogs are fine.
It's lobster or nothing at all.
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Would your rather arrive at your wedding in a limo or on horseback?
Arriving on horseback sounds romantic.
I would rather arrive on foot.
I would rather arrive in a limo.
I would prefer a horse-drawn carriage.
Would you rather have cash or gifts for wedding presents?
I would rather have the gifts from my registry.
I'm more than okay with cash.
I would like to have all cash gifts.
I will be happy with any sort of gift.
Would you rather get married at the beach or at a cathedral?
I would rather get married in Las Vegas.
i would rather have a beach wedding.
I don't care where we get married.
I would rather have a huge church wedding.
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What would your rather do than anger your mother-in-law?
I would rather swim with sharks.
I would rather call off the wedding.
I would rather anger my fiancé.
I would rather remove my own teeth.
Would you rather have a large wedding cake or a cupcake tower?
I am not making the decision about the cake.
I would like big cake for adults and cupcakes for kids.
I totally want a cupcake tower.
I would rather have a towering tiered cake.
Would your rather have a traditional newlywed dance or something more interesting?
I would love the traditional couple's dance.
I would rather do something funny like the "Thriller" dance.
I would like to do something fancy like the Tango.
I would prefer to skip the dance portion.
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Would you rather use roses or daisies in your wedding bouquets?
I would rather use sunflowers.
I'm not in charge of the bouquet department.
I would rather use roses.
Daisies are perfect for our wedding.
Would you rather have an alcohol-free wedding or would you spike the punch?
I would be fine with an alcohol-free wedding.
I would rather spike the punch.
I would rather carry a flask.
I'm sure my crazy aunt will sneak in some wine.
Would you rather elope or get married at a sporting event?
I would rather elope.
I would rather get married at a kid's baseball game.
I would rather get married at a huge sporting event.
I would rather elope to get married at a sporting event.
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Would you rather choose your wedding party out of a hat or would you rather assign roles?
I would rather pull names out of a hat of strangers.
I would rather tell everyone what they are doing.
I would rather draw straws.
I would rather not have a wedding party.
Would your rather get married barefoot or in fancy wedding shoes?
I would rather get married in my bare feet.
I would rather get married in sneakers.
I would rather have fancy wedding shoes.
I would rather get married in shoes I can use again.
Would you rather go on a honeymoon in Oklahoma or a honeymoon in India?
I would rather stay home for our honeymoon.
I would rather have a honeymoon in India.
I would rather have a honeymoon in Las Vegas.
I would rather go to India for honeymoon.
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What would you rather do than have your in-laws sleep over on your wedding night?
I would rather run away with my new spouse.
I would rather not get married.
I would rather they practice common courtesy and get their own room.
I would rather sleep in the car.
Would you rather have a tattooed wedding band or traditional metal rings?
I would like to have both.
I prefer traditional rings.
I would rather have matching tattoos.
We don't need wedding rings.
What would your rather do than get a toaster as a wedding gift?
I would rather have a toaster oven.
I would rather have the money the coaster costs.
I would rather be grateful for any gift.
I would rather have a blender.
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What would you rather do than plan a wedding?
I would rather go back to school.
I would rather plan my own funeral.
I like planning weddings.
I would rather pay a wedding planner.
Would you rather invite your ex to your wedding or invite your boss?
I would rather invite my boss.
I would rather invite my whole office.
I wouldn't mind inviting my ex.
I would rather not invite either of them.
What would you rather do than cater your own wedding?
i would rather take everyone to a buffet.
I would rather hire a caterer.
I would rather ask guests to bring a dish.
I would rather make the food myself.
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Would you rather get married in a blizzard or in a thunderstorm?
I would rather get married in the snow.
I would rather get married in a thunderstorm.
I would rather postpone until the weather is better.
It won't matter, the wedding is inside.
Would you rather get married by candlelight or by disco lights?
I would rather get married under a disco ball.
I think a candlelight wedding sounds romantic.
I would rather get married under a spotlight.
I would rather get married under fireworks.
What would you rather do than sit at the kids' table?
I would rather be treated like the adult I am.
I would rather sit at the grownup table.
I would rather sit at the bar.
I would rather stay home.
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Would you rather return an unwanted wedding gift or regift it?
I would rather give it to charity.
I would rather return it.
I would rather exchange it.
I would rather regift it.
What would you rather do than write your own vows?
I would rather read a poem.
I would rather use traditional vows.
I would rather sing a song.
I would enjoy writing my own vows.
Would you rather have a public proposal or a private one?
I would rather have a private proposal.
I would rather have a televised proposal.
I would rather have a proposal full of family or friends.
I would rather we come to an agreement to marry rather than a proposal.
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Would you rather pay for a professional photographer or let your best friend handle the pictures?
My best friend is a photographer.
I would rather hire the cheapest photographer I can find.
I would rather spend the money on a pro.
I would rather give all the wedding guests a camera to record the day.
What would you rather do than start a family right after you are married?
I would rather finish my degree.
I would rather not have children.
I would rather get a dog.
I would rather buy a house first.
Would you rather eat onions before your wedding or drink a bottle of wine?
I would go for the onion.
I would rather have some whiskey to take the edge off.
I'm sure one of use will have downed a bottle of wine.
I would rather we don't eat or drink before our wedding.
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