Pretend You Remember the Last Time You Partied Too Hard and We'll Guess Your Age

About This Quiz

How one parties changes dramatically with time. When one is a small child, the idea of staying up past 8 p.m. may feel like a naughty transgression. In junior high school, watching late night comedy shows during a sleepover is both a chance to feel sophisticated and naughty. By the time one is at a university, what qualifies as "naughty" has evolved somewhat.

Peak bacchanalia follows soon, but in adulthood, with a "real job" to get to in the morning, partying changes. It is not so much of a tapering off, but an evolution. Older people tend to have more discretionary money, so their indulgences can be more expensive. Younger people might overindulge in something less satisfying because it is more affordable, not because it is more desirable.

After every party is the aftermath, and this is the most telling part of the event, when the toll of a lifestyle becomes evident. Dragging oneself out of bed in the morning to get to school or work, or what have you, can be especially challenging after certain kinds of parties. Where the party takes place can also influence this, and that's very much tied to what one can afford! It's one thing to have to get back to one's dorm room from another dorm the night after a party, but if you wake up in Monaco, it's going to be more of a schlep.

Answer some questions about the last time you partied, and we will guess your age with total accuracy!