Pretend You're a Princess and We'll Show You Which Real-Life Crown You Should Wear!

By: Zoe Samuel
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Pretend You're a Princess and We'll Show You Which Real-Life Crown You Should Wear!
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About This Quiz

Many girls dreamed of being princesses when they were little, and whether you were actual royalty or your parents treated you like one, the only missing piece is the crown. Did you go as far as having your very own princess gown, or did you have a royal court of friends (or teddy bears) encouraging you every step of the way? Were you the princess of the playground or just or your playroom?

Throughout history, we have seen some impressive and elaborately designed crowns, some containing thousands of diamonds or pearls, and some made from solid gold and platinum. Other crowns have red or purple velvet caps and have been worn by some of the greatest rulers of our time. These diamond finishes don't come without a fee, and many of them exceed $20 million in net worth.

Which real-life crown would have gone perfectly with that outfit? Will Miss America's crown be the right fit for you, or will the Crowned Jewels of England bring out the color of your eyes? There is really only one way to find out, and that's by taking this quiz! You can also call on your fellow "princess" friends to see what kind of crown they'll end up with. Will it be the same as yours?

What language do you speak?
American English
Danish
Japanese
British English
Do you speak any other languages?
Spanish
English and German
Chinese and English
French
Are you a warrior?
I'm a pacifist.
Of course
Somewhat
Yes

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How do you feel about Vikings?
They're cool, I guess.
They're the best.
I don't feel strongly.
They're the baddies.
World peace: yay or nay?
Of course
As long as we have it in Europe.
No, thanks
On our terms, sure
Do you have opinions?
Only scripted ones
Yes, limited ones
A few sensible ones
No

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Do you mind a certain cultural homogeneity?
No, diversity is strength.
I don't mind either way.
I love it.
I'd prefer more variety.
Do you love to travel?
Yes!
A little
Not really
A couple times a year
Do you like to mix with the common people?
I am the common people.
I'm OK with them.
I do not like that idea.
I do it as much as is proper, plus a little more.

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How beautiful are you?
Amazingly, in a conventional way.
About average for my country, which is to say, quite a lot.
Very but people don't see me much to know it.
I am girl next door beautiful.
Which Disney princess are you like?
Tiana
Cinderella
Moana
Sleeping Beauty
Do you have a strong neck?
No, but it is free of tattoos, unlike my butt.
I do. I've been working on it at the gym.
I do, from lots of practice.
I do, and I wear a brace when needed.

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What geography do you like?
Mountains, beaches, plains, swamps, you name it.
The ocean
Mountains and bamboo thickets
Rolling hills and the sea
What weather do you like?
I like it warm and sunny.
I like it cold and snowy.
I like it cold and rainy.
I like it in Spain.
What charity will you patronize?
World peace!
Climate change.
Education.
Land mines.

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What did you do to become princess?
I was pretty and thin and tall, and I said I wanted world peace.
I was available to have children this Thursday.
I was born into the right family.
I outlived my siblings, killed my enemies, and staved off invasion.
Will you be sovereign or consort?
I'm no consort! I won't do it for money!
Consort, surely
Consort, by legal edict
Sovereign. God save the Queen!
Do you think monarchy is kind of silly?
No, it's wonderful.
No, it's important.
No, it's tradition.
Yes, it's very silly.

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How wealthy a princess are you?
I've got a prize!
I'm oil rich.
I'm very comfortable.
I'm so wealthy, it'll make you sick.
Do you think the monarch should rule as well as reign?
No, reigning is enough.
Yes
No, the monarch should be a figurehead.
The monarch should be prepared to step in if necessary.
How traditional a monarchy do you like?
Disney traditional
Very old fashioned
Traditional, but unusual
I like the idea of a traditional monarchy that can adapt.

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Should the heir to the throne be allowed to marry a commoner?
Yes
No
They need to be of some appropriate class.
It depends on the generation.
Should a prince or princess be allowed to marry a divorcee?
Of course! So long as they are a movie star.
It depends on their religion.
No
Absolutely not
Do you mind living in a fishbowl?
I'll do it for one year.
I'd rather live in a castle.
No man is an island.
I love fishbowls.

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Who do you want to follow all your princess work?
All the little girls of America
All the dentists of munchkinland
Ninjas
The whole world
What scandal will you endure?
Any scandal
The open toe shoe scandal
King Lear style abdication
Cheating, divorce, death
How many heirs will you have?
Dozens
One or two
One
As many as we can squeeze out

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Do you mind being considered lower than a comparable prince?
Yes
It does bother me, yes.
It does not bother me.
I will stand out by force of personality.
How old do you like your royal house?
Brand new
Five hundred years or so
Seven hundred years or so
A thousand years or so
Do you mind being told who to marry?
I mind very much.
I don't mind, so long as they are tall and hot.
I don't mind, so long as mummy and daddy approve.
I mind, but I will compromise.

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