Pretend You're Rich as Heck and We'll Tell You Which Celebrity Couple Would Adopt You!

By: Teresa M.
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Pretend You're Rich as Heck and We'll Tell You Which Celebrity Couple Would Adopt You!
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About This Quiz

We've all played the game of what we'd do if we won the lottery. Some of us would quit our jobs immediately, walk out of our crummy homes, head to the airport, and jet off someplace, never to return! Others would make it a point to help out folks in our neighborhood or give back to organizations and individuals who helped us get where we're going. 

Still, others would invest wisely in philanthropic endeavors designed to leverage the natural talents of people in different fields to change their own lives and save the worlds. Then there are the ones who'd simply lavish it all on fancy designer gear, sparkly objects, and luxury cars.

Now let's change the game a little and say, instead of getting your money from a lottery ticket, you're getting it from your wealthy celebrity parents, who have decided to adopt you from your (relative or absolute) poverty and make you their baby. Obviously, you want to have a family who shares your values, so you need a celebrity duo who believe in the same things you do, whether that's saving the world, saving the 'hood, or simply having a grand old time. 

So tell us about your wealthy alter ego's financial priorities, and we'll tell you which couple will be filing those papers for you soon!

If money were no problem, what would you have for dinner every night?
Lobster.
Caviar.
Filet Mignon.
I would still eat what I eat now.
Which luxury form of transportation would you most like to have?
Hummer limo.
Tesla electric car.
Private jet.
Private yacht.
Which luxury resort would you choose to spend a few weeks?
Mar-a-Lago, Florida.
The Village Coconut Island, Thailand.
Fowl Cay Resort, Bahamas.
Lily Beach Resort & Spa, Maldives.

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Which fashion city would you most like to go shopping?
Milan, Italy.
New York, NY.
Paris, France.
London, England.
Do you think having a lot of money would change you?
Money changes everything.
I don't think it would change me much.
I would be me with more expensive things.
Money would make me more charitable.
Who would you hire to be your personal fashion designer?
Donna Karan.
Donatella Versaci.
Stella McCartney.
I would keep wearing what I wear.

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Which brand of champagne would you smash on your yacht?
Moët & Chandon.
Shipwrecked 1907 Heidsieck.
Krug.
Boërl & Kroff.
What luxury item must you have in your bathroom?
Heated toilet seats.
Jacuzzi tub.
Heated floor.
Personal Sauna.
Which luxury brand of cosmetics do you like most?
Dior.
Lancome.
Chanel.
BioTherm.

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Which household item would you have encrusted with diamonds?
Can opener.
Vanity mirror.
Toilet seat.
Television remote.
Which celebrity top 10 list would you like to make?
Top 10 Celebrity Geniuses.
Top Ten Celebrity Spiritualists.
Top Ten Celebrities Leading Normal Lives.
Top Ten Most Giving Celebrities.
What would your personal assistant spend most of their time doing?
Changing diapers.
Arranging trips.
Coordinating events.
Hanging by the pool with me.

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How much would you spend to throw the party of a lifetime?
At least a cool million.
You don't need a lot of money to throw a great party.
As much money as it takes to outdo the current world record.
A few hundred thousand should do it.
Which of the world's most expensive stores would you like to visit?
Bourdon House.
Oscar de la Renta.
Louis Vuitton.
House of Bijan.
What do you hope your adoptive celebrity family has to offer?
I hope I have siblings.
I hope they are openminded.
I hope they are classy.
I hope they are down-to-earth.

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What gift would you give a sixteen-year-old relative for their birthday?
A new car.
I would throw the party of their dreams.
I would send them on a trip around the world.
I would pay for their college tuition.
What do you think will motivate you to get out of bed when you don't have to work?
I'm sure all that shopping to be done will get me motivated.
I will have auditions to attend.
I will have to make an appearance at many social events.
I will be motivated by my charity work.
What will you do on a more regular basis when money is no object?
I will have my nails done all the time.
I will have a gardener to mow my lawn every week.
I will actually eat three healthy meals a day.
I will pay my electric bill more often.

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Which Will Smith movie do you like most?
"I Am Legend"
"Men in Black"
"Independence Day"
"The Pursuit of Happiness"
Which rags-to-riches story do you like most?
"Charlie and the Chocolate Factory"
"Pretty Woman"
"Slumdog Millionaire"
"Limitless"
If you had $500,000 in cash in front of you right now, what would you do?
I would roll around in it.
I would stare at it.
I would go directly to the bank for a deposit.
I would tell my boss to shove it.

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Which of the following are you most likely to buy with your billions?
Doomsday shelter.
Kidnap insurance.
Underwater sports car.
Gold-tipped cigarettes.
Who would you allow on your private island?
Only my close family.
Extended family.
Security and family.
Friends and family.
Which brand of luxury car would you drive?
Lexus.
Mercedes.
BMW.
Jaguar.

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What part of your body would you like see addressed by a plastic surgeon?
My bottom.
My bosom.
My nose.
My lips.
How would you avoid the paparazzi?
I would hire security.
I would wear disguises.
I would ignore them.
I would give them a few photos to get rid of them.
Which television dad do you hope your adoptive dad is most like?
Homer Simpson.
Philip Banks.
Rick Grimes.
Al Bundy.

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What do you hope your new mom teaches you how to do?
I hope she teaches me how to contour.
I hope she can teach me to act.
Let's hope she can teach me how to do a runway walk.
I hope she can teach me how to shop for furniture.
Where do you hope your adoptive family lives?
The Hamptons.
Beverly Hills.
Europe.
Manhattan.
Which of the world's most expensive restaurants would you frequent?
SubliMotion.
Alain Ducasse at the Dorchester.
Maison Pic.
Masa.

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