Respond to These Innuendos and We'll Guess What Province Your Love Lives In

About This Quiz

You can tell a lot about a person based on how they respond to a well-crafted (or terribly crafted) innuendo. Maybe you're someone who loves a good innuendo and will gleefully let everyone else know how much tenderizing your rump really needs. On the other hand, you might read into the question too literally. If you've ever found yourself confusedly wondering about the whereabouts of unseen stuffed beavers and untrimmed bushes, don't worry, you're not alone. After all, the sheer number of meat-themed innuendoes is enough to confuse anyone looking for a little afternoon delight (in the end, who's meat are we even talking about?). You might also like to play coy some of the time and then offer the occasional super-cheeky response when no one is expecting it — keeping people on their toes will always leave room for intrigue and does wonders for stoking the flames of desire (the more mystery involved, the better). 

Now, let's see if we can guess a thing or two about your partner. Namely, which province they live in and what that means about their personality. Based on your responses to these outrageous innuendoes (some being more outrageous than others), we'll be able to narrow their current home to a specific province. Do they possess all the laid-back vibes of a west coast-loving Canadian, or do they appreciate a sassy sense of humour from the provinces of eastern Canada?

Prepare to get laid into with this quiz; you might have to go downtown before we can give you your results!