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About This Quiz
Detox diets have been an ongoing fad for decades. The claim is that these diets help eliminate impurities from your body and essentially provide you with a do-over. So, should you be on a detox diet right now? Take this quiz and find out.
What is the first thing you eat when you wake up in the morning?
The pizza under my bed.
A banana and yogurt.
Oatmeal.
Potato chips.
Which of these detox celebrities would you like to hang out with?
Oprah Winfrey
Gwyneth Paltrow
Beyonce
Kim Kardashian
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Which detox cleanse do you think you could complete?
Juice cleanse
Master cleanse
Colon cleanse
10-day smoothie cleanse
Which of these detox cleanses makes you think, "No way!"
Martha's Vineyard 21-day cleanse
Master cleanse
Juice cleanse
Lemon-water cleanse
How much water do you drink each day?
Less than a glass.
At least eight glasses a day.
A couple glasses.
Do soda and coffee count?
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Do you work out?
Well, I curl the TV remote multiple times a day.
Nearly every day of the week.
A few times a week.
I have a gym membership - so that's a start.
What would you add to your water to flavor it?
Rum.
Lemon and lime slices.
A powdered mix.
Fruits like watermelon.
How many days do you think you could survive a detox cleanse?
Maybe five or six... hours.
A month.
10 days.
Five days.
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How much money would you be willing to spend on a cleanse?
Zip. Zilch. Oh, and zero.
A couple hundred dollars.
$50 tops.
Maybe $20 for groceries.
What would you hope to get out of a cleanse?
To stop my spouse from nagging me?
A better sense of personal fulfillment.
Satiate my curiosity.
To quick-start my health.
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Have you ever detoxed before?
I didn't even know it was a thing.
Oh yes, plenty of them.
No, but I've done my research.
Yes, but none successfully.
How would you describe your fitness level?
Well, my doctor would probably nag me. Good thing I haven't gone to the doctor in years.
I am the pinnacle of athletic achievement.
I try to keep fit. I might not win "American Ninja Warrior," but I can jog a couple miles.
Depends on the month.
What is your relationship status?
Single and ready to mingle.
I date around, but most can't keep up.
Married.
It's complicated.
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How do you think a detox would help your beauty?
Umm, maybe it would cut down on my zits.
It gives me younger looking skin.
Maybe it would make me look a couple pounds lighter.
No clue.
What would be the hardest thing to go without if you did a detox?
Potato chips.
Chocolate.
Pizza.
French fries.
Do you think detoxing is a myth?
Pretty much.
Not at all.
It sounds beneficial.
Not sure, but I'd give it a go.
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If you work out, what is your goal?
Lose fat.
I'd like to be healthier.
Gain muscle.
To chisel out my abs.
What is one step you are willing to take to improve your health?
Eat more fruits and veggies.
A good mix of eating healthy and working out.
Work out more.
Maybe cut out the chips and soda. Or, limit them to three days a week.
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Which of these are you most concerned about?
High cholesterol.
High blood pressure.
Cancer.
Arthritis.
What is your job activity like?
I sit at a desk all day.
I am constantly on the move.
I stand and sit throughout the day.
I stand at my desk.
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What do you enjoy doing on the weekend?
Playing video games.
Going for a run.
Heading out to the bars.
Exploring the town.
What would be important to you, in a detox diet?
It should be tasty.
It would depend on self control.
I'd like to add foods.
I would want to eliminate foods.
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You step on a scale and are five pounds lighter. What do you think?
I have some wiggle room to eat garbage today.
Awesome, let's keep up the momentum.
That bathroom break was a lot bigger than I thought.
I must have lost a lot of water weight.
What is one reason you'd never go to a gym?
It takes effort.
I enjoy being outside more.
Too many people look too good and I am not one of them.
It costs money.
What is your favorite salad dressing?
Bacon flavored ranch.
A light blueberry vinaigrette.
Honey mustard.
Russian.
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