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About This Quiz
The force has a light side and a dark side, and without balance, chaos will ensue. In "Star Wars," the good side of the Force is represented by the Alliance, while the dark side is the Empire. In which do you belong? Take this quiz and find out!
How did you wake up this morning?
Irritated that I have to get up.
Wide awake and happy to start a new day.
By throwing my cat across the room.
A little groggy, but nothing a nice cup of coffee can't handle.
What kind of shower do you take?
Gentle and warm.
Scalding hot.
A bit on the cool side.
So cold I burn. I need to wake up.
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How do you take your coffee?
With half of my cup filled with sweet creamer.
Black and hot.
Black with some Baileys Irish Cream.
With a little skim milk.
How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
35 minutes to shower, eat breakfast, and put on my presorted clothes for the day.
Five hours. Three hours to get out of bed, one hour to convince myself to get out of the shower, and one hour to linger.
Less than an hour.
Why do you care?
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How do you feel about your job?
I love it. That's where my friends are.
I need to look for another one. This one stinks.
I hate my coworkers.
It's okay. At least it keeps me busy.
What is your work setting like?
Outdoors.
I'm in a cubicle where I can see my colleagues, gross.
In a nice office overlooking a park.
They put me in the basement away from everyone else.
Who is the first officemate you'd eliminate when you are supreme leader?
What? I wouldn't do that.
Everyone.
Maybe the real mean guy who always says things about my weave.
The first person who irritates me in the morning.
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What do you have for lunch?
Something from a restaurant.
Ramen noodles.
Something I cooked at home.
SpaghettiOs.
What part of your workday do you enjoy?
Arriving.
My bathroom breaks.
Socializing throughout the day.
Leaving.
What is your favorite force ability?
Ability to pass positive influence.
Force choke.
Gentle flow of my lightsaber.
Force lightning.
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What is your favorite thing about the Alliance?
They are trying to make the world a better place.
They are easy to shoot down with a blaster.
They work well together.
Listening to their screams just before their planet explodes.
What's your favorite thing about the Empire?
Well, they don't need to decide what to wear the next day.
Solidarity under one supreme Lord.
They have cool spaceships.
They have the strength to conquer.
When you order a coffee, what do you do?
Thank the barista and leave a generous tip.
Grab my coffee out of the barista's hand because now I'm late.
Smile and have a casual conversation with the barista. Then pay for the person behind me.
After I get my drink, I steal another one sitting on the counter: I may need it later.
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Who is your favorite "Star Wars" villain?
Darth Vader.
Senator Palpatine.
Jabba the Hutt.
Boba Fett.
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Which "Star Wars" movies are your favorite?
"Episode IV: A New Hope" and "Episode VI: Return of the Jedi."
"Episode V: Empire Strikes Back" and "Episode III: Revenge of the Sith."
"Episode I: The Phantom Menace."
"Rogue One: A Star Wars Story" and "Episode VII: The Force Awakens."
Which "Star Wars" character(s) do you care about the least?
Jar Jar Binks.
Luke Skywalker.
The Ewoks.
Stormtroopers.
What do you love about the "Star Wars" films?
It's a classic tale of good versus evil.
That there is a weapon that can destroy an entire planet.
The cool plot twists.
That even the good guys lose and die.
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Where do you enjoy watching the "Star Wars" films?
At a drive-in.
In a theater by myself.
On opening day surrounded by other people dressed as Jedi.
Home alone.
If you were a Jedi, how would you live your day?
Meditating.
Itching myself in that uncomfortable robe.
Gagging.
Walking around making sure people are safe.
If you were a Sith, how would you live your day?
Meditating to try and find the light side.
Destroying things and pushing people over.
Trying not to get in too much trouble.
Taking candy from babies.
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What's the worst thing you did today?
I had a second scoop of ice cream.
Shoved someone into oncoming traffic.
Used my blow dryer again...ugh, split ends galore.
Stole someone's lunch from the work refrigerator. Okay, I stole everyone's lunch.
What is your weapon of choice?
My elegant lightsaber.
My evil and much cooler lightsaber.
Ability to control my emotions.
The Death Star.
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How would you die in "Star Wars?"
A lightsaber duel that is being used to stall the Empire and help my friends escape.
Vader's force choke; I never was good at listening.
In an epic battle to protect the galaxy.
My Tie-fighter is blown up.
What is one thing you wish you had from the "Star Wars" movies?
Any of their awesome spaceships.
The ability to force choke.
A real lightsaber.
The Death Star.
What do you snack on while watching "Star Wars" at the theater?
A small popcorn and soda.
Something sour.
Nothing. I'm watching my weight.
A giant popcorn and oversized drink that I stole from some punk kid.
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