Take This Numerology Test and We'll Guess How Many People You've Slept With

By: Teresa McGlothlin
Estimated Completion Time
5 min
Take This Numerology Test and We'll Guess How Many People You've Slept With
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About This Quiz

Taking a test involving numbers has never been more fun! We're going to examine the way you use numbers, the way you interpret numbers and how numbers play a role in your life that you might not even realize. Once you've completed the questions, we'll add up your responses and equate them to the number of people you've slept with! 

Dating back to 539 B.C. when Pythagoras began studying numbers, numerology is often considered more accurate than astrology or psychic abilities. Throughout this sassy test, we'll need to know a few intimate details about the way you handle numbers. Each answer you give will provide a clue about the number of people you've taken to the bedroom.

You won't need to do any crazy mathematical problems, but you will need to be honest. We also won't ask you about your intimate experiences. Instead, we'll let the numbers do the talking for you. Will your answers lead us to the magic number you've racked up, or will we need to do a little more calculating? You'll be amazed when we hit your number right on the head!

birthday cake
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Does the day of your birthday fall in the beginning, middle or end of the month?
It's near the end.
Mine's in the middle.
It's closer to the beginning.
It's the first, the 15th or the very last day.
13
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Are you more freaked out by the number 13 or the number 666?
I'm more freaked out by the number 0.
13 is a little freaky.
I will run from the number 666.
Numbers don't really creep me out.
blt
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How many slices of bacon is the correct amount for a BLT?
At least five
Two
Four
I don't eat bacon.

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snooze
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When you first wake up, how many times do you hit the snooze button?
I never do it. That's a dangerous game.
I don't count them!
Once or twice
I set multiple alarms instead.
stairs
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Do you tend to count the stairs when you use them?
No, but I'm sure I will now. Thanks.
I do count the stairs.
If they're steep, I count them.
I usually take the elevator.
best friends
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Which of these people would you consider your number one?
My best friend
Myself
My spouse/partner
My parents

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Be honest! Do you giggle when you hear the number 69?
That's immature!
I totally giggle.
It depends how it's used.
I do not know anyone who wouldn't giggle.
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Out of these numbers, which one are you most drawn to?
Nine
One
Three
Five
donuts
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Have you ever eaten a baker's dozen of donuts all by yourself?
I would like to give it a try.
How many is that?
That's too many donuts for one sitting.
You bet I have!

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phone number
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Think fast! Are you able to recite your phone number without looking it up?
I don't know my own number.
I remember a lot of people's phone numbers.
I think I know it, but I'll have to look to be sure.
What sort of person doesn't know their own phone number?
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Would you say that you consider the number seven to be the luckiest?
I don't really believe in luck.
I think eight is much luckier.
Seven is definitely my lucky number.
I have a different lucky number.
three wilting roses
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Do you believe that things happen in series of threes?
I believe death happens that way.
I've never really noticed.
Three is the magic number.
No; things usually happen in duos.

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sneeze
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Some believe it's bad luck to sneeze three times. Do you?
It is a strange amount of sneezes.
Three sneezes are bad luck — very bad luck.
Sneezes are only bad luck if someone doesn't bless you.
That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.
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In your opinion, how long should you date someone before getting intimate?
A month or so
A few hours
A couple of dates
A year
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Do you ever add up phone numbers to see which number they equal?
I'm never that bored!
I add up street addresses. It's a numerology thing.
I do!
I'm doing it right now.

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making a call
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How many times do you let a phone ring before you hang up?
It usually goes to voicemail before I hang up.
I let it ring five or six times.
I'm out after three rings.
I'll let it ring all day if I have to do it.
living room
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Look around your living space. Do you group things in even numbers or odd numbers?
I don't group things at all.
I place things in even sets.
Odd numbers of things look more interesting.
It depends on the type of things.
price tag
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When you look at price tags, do you always round the price up?
I take it at face value.
If it's over 49 cents, I'll round up.
I'll round down if it's under 50 cents.
I always round things up.

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bye
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Give us a ballpark figure. How many hearts have you broken?
Only my own
A few dozen
One or two
A handful
friday the 13th
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When Friday the 13th rolls around, do you take extra caution?
I don't' believe in that kind of stuff.
I do take extra caution.
No, if things are going to go bad, they'll go bad no matter what.
I use extra caution on the full moon.
door knocker
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When you go to your best friend's house, how many times do you knock on the door?
I've never counted.
Three times
Five times
Until they answer

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numbers
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Which prime number pops up in your life most often?
Three
17
23
Two
blue numbers
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Between 1 and 15, which number are we thinking of now?
13
One
Six
Eight
watching tv
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It's time to binge watch your favorite show. How many episodes do you watch in one sitting?
All of them
Five or so
At least one season
I never binge watch television.

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Are you better at doing addition or subtraction in your head?
I'm better with multiplication.
Adding is a lot easier.
I think subtracting things easier.
It depends on the size of the problem.
birthday surprise
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If you add your birthdate together, does it make a number under or over 50?
Under
If I use the year, it's over.
It's 50 exactly!
I'm not sure I know what you mean.
couple
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How long was your relationship with your last ex?
A few years
A couple of dates
A year or so
A few months

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pizza party
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You're at a pizza party. How many slices can you eat?
Four
Eight
Two
One
doing math
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Which number's multiplication tables give you the biggest problem?
Three
Four
Six
Nine
sleeping man
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What time is the ideal to go to bed at night?
9 p.m.
Midnight
Any time of day works for me.
I stay up past midnight.

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