Take This Quiz and We'll Guess How Psycho You Are on a Scale of 1 to 10

By: Lauren Lubas
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Take This Quiz and We'll Guess How Psycho You Are on a Scale of 1 to 10
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About This Quiz

People like to throw around the word "psycho" to describe people who tend to fly off the handle at the smallest inconvenience. Just because someone may have labeled you as a psycho doesn't necessarily mean that you belong in a mental institution. 

Sometimes, people even use the word to try to get people to calm down. While this tends to make actual psychos more angry, others will check themselves as soon as someone calls them out. Because of the different responses to the way people talk to us, there has to be some kind of scale to regulate and quantify the level of psycho someone actually is.  Good thing for you, there is! And that scale is from one to ten. Where a level-one psycho may be more observant before going off, a level-ten psycho doesn't mind screaming and swearing at the milk that spilled on the floor... You know, because the milk will feel shame for succumbing to the ways of gravity. 

If you've ever been called a psycho, you're probably wondering what level you are actually at. That's what we're here for. Answer these questions, and we'll guess your psycho level on a scale of 1 to 10.

What would you do if you ordered an article of clothing and it was delivered in the wrong size?
Try to wear it anyway.
Send it back and get a new one.
Call customer service and complain.
Post it on social media, call customer service and immediately ask to speak to a manager.

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If someone slaps you in the face what do you do?
Cry.
Get mad and walk away.
Push them away from you.
Punch them until someone pulls me off.

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When it's time to leave the house, what are you most likely doing?
Getting in my car and going.
Trying to think of what I'm forgetting.
Yelling at the kids to move faster.
I'm still doing my hair.

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How do you respond when your child was beat up?
Call their parents.
Tell them to suck it up.
Tell them to beat up their bully.
Find the bully and beat them up.

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How often do you eat red meat?
I don't eat meat.
Once a week.
2-3 times a week.
For every meal.

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When someone makes fun of you on social media, how do you respond?
I ignore them.
I ignore them and block them.
I tell them off then block them.
I reveal their deepest secrets on social media and call them out for being crazy.

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How do you respond when someone calls you a psycho?
I roll my eyes at them.
I try to defend myself.
I deflect and point out a time they acted the same way.
I ask them if they really want to see a psycho.

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Do you hold a grudge?
No. Never.
Only when it's something really bad.
Yes. All the time.
No. But I never forget when someone wrongs me.

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How often do you go shopping?
Whenever I need something.
Whenever I have money.
Whenever I want something.
I never go shopping.

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If you see someone being beat up, what do you do?
Cross the street and avoid it.
Call the police.
Go and stop the fight.
Start throwing punches not knowing who is in the right.

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Have you ever been arrested?
No.
Yes, but for minor traffic violations.
No, but there have been close calls.
Yes, but I was released.

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Has anyone ever avoided you when they see you on the street?
No.
Only once.
A few times.
Basically everyone who knows me.

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When you're mad, what do you do?
I don't really get mad.
I cry.
I punch walls.
I find the source of my anger and destroy it.

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Has anyone ever told you that you need therapy?
No. The subject never came up.
Just once, and I changed before anyone ever said it again.
Yes. Mostly for my anger issues.
No. They think I'll get locked up.

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Do you have OCD?
No.
Just for one or two things.
Yes. But the real OCD, not just liking everything clean.
No, I just like everything to be a certain way.

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What does your car look like?
It's clean inside and out.
I have a little trash in there.
I don't have a car.
It's a garbage can of Starbucks cups.

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How many cups of coffee do you drink in a day?
None.
Just one.
2-4
More than 4.

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What do you eat for breakfast?
Eggs and toast.
Avocado toast.
A granola bar.
Nothing.

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Have you ever punched someone?
No.
Only once.
A few times.
At least once a month.

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Which of these best describes your driving?
I drive to arrive.
I speed, but never lose control of the car.
I speed and don't look before changing lanes.
I get where I'm going as fast as I can and swear at people who get in my way.

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How often do you get road rage?
Never.
Maybe once a week.
Every day.
Every second I'm driving.

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If someone cuts you off in traffic, what do you do?
Give them plenty of room.
Call them a name under my breath.
Swear and flip them off.
Follow them close for a few miles to scare them.

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You're ready to go, but your significant other isn't. What do you do?
Wait patiently for them to finish.
Remind them what time we have to leave.
Yell at them that it's time to go.
That never happens.

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If you have to work in a group with someone you hate, what do you do?
Get the work done.
Get the work done, but try to ignore them.
Ignore all of their suggestions.
Tell them not to talk because their ideas are stupid.

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What kind of bank account do you have?
Checking and savings.
Just checking.
Online checking.
I don't have a bank account.

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How many hours a week do you work?
32-40
15-31
41-50
More than 51

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How many hours of TV do you watch a week?
1
2-3
4-6
I don't own a TV.

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What is your favorite color?
Blue
Green
Yellow
Pink

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Do you believe that gravity is real?
Yes, of course.
Yes, but I hate it.
No. It is centripetal force.
No. We have been fed lies.

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How do you get your news?
MSNBC
CNN
Social Media
Fox News

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