Talk Dirty to Me and We'll Guess Your Relationship Status!

About This Quiz

In the age of sexting, dirty talk has become somewhat ubiquitous. It's a way for partners of every kind to express their desire, negotiate needs and try new things. It's tantalizing, it's provocative, and most of all, it can add doses of naughty fun to a relationship. What we're wanting to find out, though, is your actual relationship status based on the kind of dirty talk you're now engaging in. 

We'll ask you some questions, and based on your answers, we'll predict whether you've just met someone, are in a long-term relationship, actively dating or in the doldrums, The kind of dirty talk that, er, comes out of you, is indicative of where you find yourself in a relationship by showing how comfortable, playful, careful or inspired you are by the other person. The kind of dirty talk you'll have with someone in the very early stages of a romantic relationship is quite different from what you'd engage in when you already know your way around each other. It could also be, of course, that you're very comfortable with dirty talk, and as soon as you meet someone you let it all out. Unlikely but possible. 

If you're like most people, though, there are certain telltale stages you'll go through according to your relationship status. Ready to find out if we're right? C'mon, baby!