Tell Us About Your Feelings Toward These Snakes and We'll Guess Your Spirit Animal

By: Ian Fortey
Estimated Completion Time
5 min
Tell Us About Your Feelings Toward These Snakes and We'll Guess Your Spirit Animal
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About This Quiz

Snakes are some of the most primal, primordial animals in the world. They're fascinating creatures that can be deadly dangerous or harmless and helpful to homeowners. Who wouldn't want a little vermin-eating friend in the yard? Then again, who wants a venomous creature with fangs and a bad attitude around? As with so many things in life, you take the good with the bad.

Luckily for most of us, we tend to avoid the dangerous snakes and even the not-so-dangerous ones in our day to day lives. When we do come across them, it's usually safely and securely, like in a YouTube video or, at best, at the zoo. And sometimes we can go a step further and maybe snag one as a pet.

It all depends on your comfort level, though. For most of us, it's best just to look from a distance to appreciate the grace and beauty a snake has, which has long captured the imaginations of humans. Fact is, snakes and human spirituality have gone hand in hand for ages. And with that in mind, why not mix it up a little right here right now? Tell us what you think about these snakes, and we'll tell you what your spirit animal is?

Did you know a reticulated python can grow to be over 20 feet in length? And the world record was over 25 feet? Would you ever hold a snake that big?
I'd be happy to pet it.
I'd admire it from a distance.
If there were people around to wrangle it
Heck yeah!
A black mamba can slither along at 12 miles per hour, making it the fastest snake in the world. It's also highly poisonous. How would you escape one?
Well, I'd be on the other side of the glass.
I'd never be near one in the first place.
Maybe throw a rock or something
I can probably run 13 miles per hour.
How do you feel about people who keep venomous snakes as pets?
That sounds like a bad idea.
Who the heck does that?
As long as they don't live near me
If you know what you're doing, then sure.

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What's the most interesting thing about a viper in your opinion?
Everything
How dangerous they are
Those heat-sensing pits by their eyes
Hinged fangs!
Green anacondas are the heaviest snakes in the world. What do you think of them?
I'd love to touch one sometime.
They're quite intimidating.
They're pretty cool from a distance.
They're incredibly powerful.
If you had a pet snake, would you let it coil around you?
Around my arm, sure
I don't want to get that friendly.
If it was small and manageable
Of course!

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What's your opinion on the inland taipan snake, the most venomous snake in the world?
That's kind of fascinating to think about, that one little animal could be so dangerous.
Sounds like one to avoid.
Must be pretty dangerous.
Now that's a cool snake.
What are your thoughts on sea snakes?
It's cool how they can transition from land to sea like that.
I hear they're some of the most venomous.
The way they swim is pretty awesome.
Sea snakes are very cool.
Would you rather be cornered by a rattlesnake or a king cobra?
I'd be happy to see either in a zoo.
How about neither one?
Rattlesnakes are less aggressive, aren't they?
Well, the cobra is deadlier, so ...

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Snakes come in an incredible array of colors, but if you had to pick the coolest, what would it be?
Bright green
Yellow
White
Black
Ball pythons are probably the most popular kind of snakes to keep as pets. What do you think of them?
A good addition to any group of pets
A nice, safe pet for a snake-lover
They seem pretty cool..
They're a good beginner snake.
Gaboon vipers not only have the longest fangs, but they also have incredible camouflage. How cool is that?
Nature is pretty amazing.
So they're doubly dangerous?
Bet no one messes with them.
Two-inch fangs!

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Are you aware that there are flying snakes out in the world?
Now that's pretty cool.
Wait, what?
Well, they glide more than fly.
That's the best thing ever.
In 2002 a species called the Emerald Green Pit Viper was discovered. It's bright green with red stripes. Does it sound cool?
They sound beautiful.
I bet they're very dangerous, too.
Must be hard to blend into nature like that.
I've seen one and they're very cool.
Did you know that some species of constrictors are viviparous meaning they give live birth with no egg formed at any time?
Just goes to show how surprising nature can get.
I had no idea snakes could do that.
That's weird, right?
That's kind of amazing.

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How long would a snake have to be before you'd be uneasy handling it?
It's not the length but the temperament.
Longer than my arm
Longer than me
I'd be cool with any sized snake.
Would you be willing to feed live prey to a snake?
If that's what it needed
No, thanks
I'd prefer frozen.
Of course
Have you ever heard of an eyelash viper?
It sounds interesting, but I don't know much about them.
I have not.
I've seen pictures.
It has eyelashes!

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Did you know there are scaleless snakes like the scaleless corn snake that people keep as pets?
I wonder if that changes anything about how the snake lives.
So is it just skin?
But why doesn't it have scales?
It's a natural mutation.
Do you know what to do if you're ever bitten by a venomous snake in the wild?
I know that you shouldn't try to suck the poison out.
Panic?
Aside from getting to a hospital? Not really.
I know you need help right away.
How many snakes are too many snakes to keep as pets?
As many as seems right
I think one is enough.
A couple
Guess it depends on how many you can get.

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Have you ever caught a snake in the wild?
I don't really catch wild animals.
I wouldn't want to.
Seen but not caught
One or two
What's the best movie about snakes ever made?
"Sssssss"
I don't really know snake movies.
"Snakes on a Plane"
"Anaconda"
Which of these is the best fictional snake?
Nagini from "Harry Potter"
Sir Hiss from "Robin Hood"
Kaa from "The Jungle Book"
Cobra Commander from "G.I. Joe"

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What do you think of horned vipers?
Anything with horns has to be cool.
I don't know anything about them.
Are those different than eyelash vipers?
They look very cool but they're kind of small.
Some people actually eat snake meat. Would you ever try it?
I might try it but I wouldn't go out of my way.
No, thanks
No, I don't think I need to eat snake.
I've tried it.
What's cooler, sidewinders or constrictors?
I can see some interesting qualities in each.
Constrictors are slower, at least.
Sidewinders seem cool.
I think they're both pretty interesting.

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Anyone who likes '80s rock is into White Snake. What's the best White Snake song?
"Lovehunter"
I'm actually not a fan.
"Fool For Your Loving"
"Here I Go Again"
There are plenty of snake clones in the world. Which one is the most interesting?
Caterpillars
Worms
Eels
Legless lizards
What would be the name of your pet snake?
Noodle
Monty the Python
Slither
Godzilla

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