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About This Quiz
There are many things in your life that could tell a person where you're from. The obvious things, like a noticeable accent, could place you as coming from Texas or Boston or Brooklyn. There are definitely some more in-depth and less obvious things out there that can give away your homefront, too. The food you like to eat may be a good indicator, for instance. If you have grits for breakfast every morning, there's a good chance you're from the south. Likewise, what you do for a living could even be an indicator of where you come from. If you're farming corn, you probably don't come from Nevada, right? But could something as unexpected as your sex life be an indicator of where you live? We like to think so.
Answer a handful of hand-picked question about your sex life, the things you like and the things you don't like in and out of the bedroom (or wherever you might be when things get intimate, we're not here to judge) and we'll use that information to determine the state in which you live. All you have to do is lean back, make yourself comfortable and take the quiz!
If you had to compare your sex life to a musical genre, what would it be?
Hard rock
Country rock
Rhythm and blues
Smooth Jazz with a little funk
If you're in a relationship with someone, how often would you say the two of you are having some sexy fun times?
As often as possible
That depends on all kinds of things.
A couple of times a week?
When the mood strikes
If you absolutely had to pick something you'd rather do than have sex, what would it be?
See my favorite band in concert
Have a fun night out with my friends
Go on a vacation
Eat an amazing meal
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Have you ever gotten so into what you were doing with a partner you ended up injuring yourself?
It happens sometimes.
Just a little bit
The odd bruise here and there
Not really
Who's more likely to propose something new and kinky, you or your partner?
Probably me
Neither one of us or both of us, it's hard to say.
I think we're both on the same page.
Maybe my partner
Would you rather have sex in a swimming pool or on the roof of a building?
What about a rooftop pool?
The pool could be fun.
Definitely on a rooftop
Wait, is it my pool or a public pool?
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Is there any chance you'd ever attend a large swingers' party with dozens of other couples?
I could do that, maybe.
I don't see that happening.
Probably not, but who knows?
I'd really have to know the other people.
How would you react if you were at work and your partner texted you a dirty photo of themselves?
I might have to return the favor.
That's a risky maneuver at work and I'd rather they didn't do that.
I'd thank them properly when I got home.
I'm saving that for later.
Do you like an extended, passionate experience or are you OK with a quickie if it's all you have time for?
Depends on the circumstances
I'd rather put some effort in.
If you only have 10 minutes, use that 10 minutes well!
It can go either way.
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Would you ever be interested in using something like handcuffs or silk scarves to tie up your partner?
I could see that being fun.
Can they tie me up?
It's not really my thing.
I guess if they wanted that.
Be a little arrogant here if you want to. Do you think you could teach classes in pleasing a partner?
No doubt
I could but I wouldn't.
That would be weird.
Maybe, to some people
How many people have you had a sexual encounter with at one time?
A few
Just one other person
Two more!
Heck, sometimes it's just me.
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Have you ever thought about what it would be like to be a porn star?
Sure, who hasn't?
Not really
Not in any serious way
I've considered it.
Sex on the beach is a bit of a cliché fantasy at this point. Have you ever tried it?
I have!
No. thanks!
That doesn't really appeal to me.
I did and it was awful.
Do you put on music when you're having sex or do you just go with your own natural rhythm?
I like a soundtrack.
I'm not super into music playing.
If music is already playing that's OK, but I don't go out of my way.
I have to say there are a few songs that definitely set the mood.
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If the bedroom wasn't an option for some reason, what other room in the house would you take advantage of?
In the kitchen, on the table
The living room
The bathroom, in the shower
It's my house, right? I'll take any room.
If your partner busts out the dirty talk, how are you going to respond?
I'm joining in.
I'm not a big talker in the moment.
I'm sure I'll have something to say.
I do love some dirty talk.
Have you ever blown off something you were supposed to do to have sex instead?
Many times
Not really
Once or twice
I probably have, but it's not a usual thing.
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Have you ever hooked up with someone that you thought was seriously out of your league?
Happens more than you'd think
Who's out of my league?
Nope
Yes
Are you satisfied with your sex life overall?
I could use more.
I think it's pretty good.
Not particularly
I guess I'd make a few changes if I could.
Do you take sex very seriously or are you able to laugh when you're in the moment?
You need to laugh sometimes.
It's not super serious, but you don't need to be telling jokes.
I like a good mix.
If a funny thing happens, you're going to laugh, right?
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Is it easy for you to talk about your sex life with others or do you keep that under wraps?
I'll open up to my friends.
I keep it mostly to myself.
If there's anything worth talking about, I'll talk.
I might share with my best friend.
There are probably dozens of different positions people have tried. Have you ever tried standing against a wall?
Tried and didn't like
Nope
Standing is not good.
Yes, I have.
The fresh air is good for you. Have you ever tried getting dirty outside?
I have done that.
No
It's not my favorite thing.
I love it.
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If we were to look through all the books in your home, would we find any guides on sex and relationships?
A couple of them
No, you wouldn't.
I might have one in here somewhere.
I don't think so.
Have you ever used tips from a magazine or a website to spice up your love life?
I have done that in the past.
Yes!
No
I tried but they were kind of disappointing.
The sex is over. What do you do next?
To the washroom!
I'll grab a snack.
Time for a nap!
Shower time!
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What do you think is the best way to meet someone if you're just interested in hooking up?
Tinder
A club
Some kind of dating app
There's no "one" way.
Can you have sex with someone if you don't have feelings for them?
Absolutely
It's better if you have feelings for them.
As long as you feel something
It doesn't have to be love but I need to at least like them.
How many partners have you had in your life?
It's more than 20.
Fewer than 10
Not enough!
It's been a good number.
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