Tell Us How Naughty You've Been and We'll Guess What Cookies You Need To Leave For Santa

By: Kennita Leon
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Tell Us How Naughty You've Been and We'll Guess What Cookies You Need To Leave For Santa
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About This Quiz

It's that time of year again. You know, when Santa has to look at his list and find out if you've been naughty or nice. In this case, you know you've been naughty, but you'd still like to leave something for Santa, even if you've got a bag or two of coal coming your way.

So, we want you to tell us just how bad you've been. Tell us how often you got drunk, how many people you bullied, who you lied to and if you really love Christmas. In return, we'll tell you just what kind of cookies to leave for Santa to get back into his good graces. 

Should you leave Santa some sugar? You'll need to decorate them to show Santa you really tried. Or should you leave him some chocolate chip cookies? The chocolate will melt his heart and make him leave you something nice. Should you leave him gingerbread cookies, to remind him that even though you're spicy, you're still a good person? Or should you give him oatmeal and raisin cookies? It'll tell him that you're trying to change your naughty ways. 

So if, you're ready to get something other than coal, despite your being naughty this year, take this quiz to find out what Santa's really craving. And you can thank us later for getting something besides lumps of coal.

Let's get right to it. How naughty would you say you've been?
A little naughty
More than a little naughty
Pretty naughty
The naughtiest of them all
How often do you go clubbing every week?
Once, if so much
Twice
Every other day
Almost every day
How much do you drink when you're out?
One glass, if at all
Not more than three drinks
I drink quite a bit.
Who's counting?

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Have you ever been kicked out of a club?
Never
No, but I came close.
Yes, I have.
I'm banned from a few.
What about carried out because you were inebriated?
No, never!
A friend had to help me out.
It was only one time.
It happened a few times.
We've got to ask. Have you ever thrown up because you drank too much?
Never
Once
A few times
Everyone has, lighten up.

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Your friend gets you an ugly gift for your birthday. How do you react?
I'd say thank you even though the gift would be in the bin when I get home.
I'd smile.
I would show I was upset but I wouldn't say anything.
I'd would ask what the hell it was.
How often do you make out with strangers?
Never
Rarely
Sometimes
Often
Have you ever stolen someone's girlfriend or boyfriend or both?
I wouldn't dare.
Unintentionally
Once or twice
A few times

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Have you ever cheated on a partner?
No ma'am
I came close.
Once
More than once
What about getting into a physical altercation with them?
That's barbaric.
We've gone at it verbally.
I came very close.
Yes, I have.
Would you say that you're a bully?
I was bullied.
I used to be.
Not really
Yes, I would.

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Have you ever lied to get your way?
Never
Once
Just a few times
It's a habit of mine.
Have you ever intentionally done something to hurt someone?
Not even accidentally
I really didn't mean to.
I didn't know it would be this bad.
They deserved it.
What about intentionally doing something to get someone fired?
No, I haven't.
I've thought about it.
Not fired, but reprimanded.
Got 'em!

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Have you ever stolen something?
I always asked first.
A few quarters when I was a kid.
Once or twice
A few times
How do you treat your enemies?
I don't have enemies.
I ignore them.
I always sneer at them.
With "the finger."
Have you ever lied to get out of work?
I would never lie about being sick.
Less than three times
A few times, I won't lie.
Everyone does it.

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What about lying so you wouldn't have to fulfill a promise?
Never
Once but I felt bad afterwards.
A few times
I've mastered it at this point.
Are you a nice person?
I'm the nicest person ever.
I want to be.
I don't think I am.
I'm not.
Are you a good influence?
Of course I am.
I'd like to think so.
I don't think so.
I most certainly am not.

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Are you a big fan of Christmas?
Who doesn't love Christmas?
I like it.
I'm a regular Scrooge.
I prefer Halloween.
What are you donating this holiday season?
Money
Clothing
Food
Nothing
Would you invite your neighbor over for Christmas if you knew they would be lonely?
Of course I would.
I'd have to ask my family first.
Probably not.
Sorry, not sorry.

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What do you want for Christmas?
To be happy
Some clothing
A laptop
A new car
Who do you think will give you the best Christmas gift?
A friendly
My family
My partner
Myself
When was the last time you got a gift from Santa?
Last year
A few years ago
When I was a child.
Never

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What do you think Santa does every time he thinks about you?
He claps his hands.
He smiles.
He groans.
He gets a headache.
Do you really want to leave out milk and cookies for Santa?
Of course I do.
Kinda
Not really but I will.
No, forget him.
Last question, what kind of cookies are you favorite?
Sugar cookies
Oatmeal and raisin cookies
Chocolate chip cookies
Gingerbread cookies

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