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What are you buying?

Everything

A computer

Furniture

Clothing

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What's your budget?

Huge

Monstrous

Middle

Tiny

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How savvy are you?

Not very

Reasonably

Somewhat

Really not at all

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Would you blow your budget for the perfect item?

Totally

No, I have a rigid plan.

Probably not

I might have no choice.

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Do you own a tent?

No, why?

Of course

I will!

I hate tents.

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Would you get up at the crack of dawn?

I always do.

I haven't been to bed.

I totally would.

Nah

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Would you stay up overnight?

No need

Definitely

Probably not

No, and I would sleep late.

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Do you honestly rather like shoving people?

I love it!

I like it.

I hate it.

I can handle it.

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Do you mind crowds?

I love them.

I like them.

I hate them.

I can deal.

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Would you be embarrassed to be seen on TV behaving like a crazy person?

I would like that!

I would love that.

I would die of embarrassment.

I would mind, but not very much.

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Are you buying things that need to be delivered anyway?

Mostly not

Some of them yes

Yes

No

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Do you want to feel like you're part of the most capitalist process in the world?

Yes please!

Double yes please!

No

I really don't but I am willing to accept it.

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How important is Christmas to you?

Very

Supremely

Not really

Not at all

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Do you travel for Thanksgiving?

No

No, only after it, to the mall.

Yes, domestically

Yes, abroad

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Do you feel vicious?

I sure do.

Positively hateful, yes

Not at all

Just a smidge

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How ambitious are you?

Fairly

Extremely

A little

Middling amount

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How materialistic are you?

I am very.

Scarily so

Moderately so

Not at all

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Are you in this for the stuff, or to beat other people?

To win, mostly

To defeat my enemies, obviously

For the stuff

I don't even know any more.

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How much do you plan what you buy?

Mostly, with some flexiibility

To the item

I adapt if I have to.

I buy whatever is there.

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Do you like to touch things before you take them home?

I like to, briefly.

Of course, you have to be thorough.

Nah

If I can.

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How upset would you be if you bought something then realized you couldn't return it?

I would be annoyed.

I would understand that is just the price of these things.

I would die.

I would not care at all.

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Do you wear a more average or a more unusual size?

Slightly bigger or smaller

Totally standard

Very unusual

I adjust things so they fit.

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Do you trust what you see online?

Sometimes

No

Yes

Often

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Do you have a car?

I have an SUV.

I have a truck.

No

I have a Mini.

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Do you have a good strong back and a sensible pair of shoes?

Yes

Yes, and armor

No

I have one of those things.

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Do you like feeling like you played the system?

I don't mind.

Yeah!

Sort of

I like feeling like the system played me.

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How much do you procrastinate?

A smidge

Not at all

A lot

So, so much

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How much do you second-guess yourself?

A little

Not at all

Quite a bit

As much as possible

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Could you ever confront someone face to face?

If I must.

Yes, please!

No

I would, but then I would feel sick and probably puke.

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How important is it to you that your kids have the newest thing?

It's very important.

It's the only way they will ever feel my love.

It's a little important.

I don't care.

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