Tell Us About Your Music Preferences and We'll Guess What High School Stereotype You Were!

By: Brian Whitney
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Tell Us About Your Music Preferences and We'll Guess What High School Stereotype You Were!
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About This Quiz

What is about high school stereotypes? All of us might try and say we weren't one of them, but basically, we all were, even if we didn't know it. There was the sweet girl, the mean girl, the jock, the bro, the outcast, the nerd, the stoner, the troublemaker, the cheerleader, the list goes on and on. 

There were a whole lot of ways to tell all these different stereotypes apart, but one way that was one of the best was what kind of music they all listened to. We mean, come on, the stoner and the cheerleader probably didn't have the same playlist, if you know what we mean.

Music is one of those things that all of use to identify ourselves and also to figure out what other people are like. Ler's face it; if you're the kind of person that is the head cheerleader, or the quarterback on the football team, you probably aren't going to listen to death metal. And if you're the kind of guy that gets in all sorts of trouble and spends a lot of time in detention, it is pretty unlikely you listen to Taylor Swift. 

Tell us about the type of music you're into, and we will tell you who you were in high school.

How into Selena Gomez are you?
OMG, I love her.
She is awful.
I don't know any of her songs.
Dude?
Have you ever seen 311?
Who are they?
Totally!
No, I don't like sweaty jocks.
No, but I would if it were free.
Would you dance to Miley Cyrus, "Party in the U.S.A.?"
Of course!
Only if I were super drunk.
I can't imagine that happening.
Anything is possible.

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What is your favorite Beastie Boys song?
I don't have one.
Sabotage
Brass Monkey
Paul Revere
How much do you like Demi Lovato?
So much!
I think she's hot.
Who?
That isn't my scene.
Do you like G. Love and Special Sauce?
Is that food?
They are awesome.
I can't stand them.
They are okay.

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How into Beyonce are you?
So into her!
She is so lame.
I like her, but I wouldn't tell anyone.
I don't care about her either way.
Are you a good dancer?
The best!
If I am hammered enough.
Ha, not at all.
Well, I think so.
Do you think Jack Johnson is cool?
He is too old to be cool.
The coolest.
What does "cool" mean in this case?
He kind of freaks me out.

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Would you like to go to a Limp Bizkit concert?
No, I don't want to be sexually harassed, thank you very much.
Oh man, that would be the best!
No, I can't stand them.
If I had nothing better to do.
What do you think of Pearl Jam?
They seem dirty and smelly.
They are the best.
Lame.
Some of their stuff is good.
Are you into Sublime?
I have no idea who that is.
They are awesome.
They bore me.
Some of their stuff I can get into.

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What do you think of Fergie?
She is awesome.
I would do her.
Not much.
I guess she is okay.
Are you into the Red Hot Chili Peppers?
They are gross.
They are so cool.
They seem like jerks.
Not really.
Have you ever learned a choreographed dance?
Sure!
I would never do that.
I dance horribly.
Haha, that would be hilarious.

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Are you down with the Eagles of Death Metal?
They sound awful.
I don't know much about them.
That sounds a little too macho to me.
Yeah, they are so cool.
Are you a fan of They Might Be Giants?
They are okay.
No, those guys are nerds.
I love them.
Some of their stuff is good.
Did you listen to a lot of Soundgarden?
No, but the lead singer was hot.
They are okay.
I don't like them much.
Love those guys.

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Who was cooler, Ween or Dinosaur Jr?
Umm. What?
They both stink.
Ween.
Dinosaur Jr.
Have you have any Flaming Lips?
Is that a disease?
No, those guys are too old.
I listened to some of their stuff.
Yeah, they are super cool.
What about Devo?
OMG, those guys are so old!
They are too weird.
Those guys are amazing.
They are pretty cool.

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Who is your favorite rapper?
Will Smith
Macklemore
M.C. Chris
Q-Tip
Have you ever seen The Melvins live?
I have no idea what you mean.
No, that isn't my thing.
That is too intense for me.
Sure I have.
What were you doing at the school dance?
Dancing, of course!
Hitting on chicks.
Standing and watching.
Figuring out ways to get high.

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Have you ever been in a band?
Ha, no way.
No, but I would be good at it.
No, but I thought of it.
Totally!
Who would you be in the band?
Lead singer.
Lead guitarist.
Bassist.
Drummer.
What is your favorite Ben Folds song?
Brick
I don't know their songs.
Rockin' The Suburbs
Army

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How would you describe Weezer?
Cute
Okay
Cool
Funny
Are you into Black Sabbath?
Gross, those guys are scary.
I don't know much about them.
No, too hardcore for me.
Yeah, they are awesome.
Are you a fan of Queens of the Stone Age?
No, but they are kind of funny.
They are pretty cool.
They are okay.
I love those guys.

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