Tell Us About Your Night at the Disco and We'll Guess Which '70s One-Hit Wonder You Are!

By: Brian Whitney
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Tell Us About Your Night at the Disco and We'll Guess Which '70s One-Hit Wonder You Are!
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About This Quiz

Ahh, disco. Has there anything been like it before? The 60s were a time of cultural growth and the sexual revolution, and what came out of all of that in the 70s? Disco, that's what. Platform boots, bell bottoms, feathered hair and people hooking up at alarming rates. 

Some bands, like the Bee Gees, hit the disco era hard and became even bigger stars than they were before, but a lot of other groups came along and had a huge hit, and then faded away into obscurity.

Nights at the disco were pretty wild, all sorts of stuff were going on, and your parents wouldn't have thought that any of it was good. Knowing you, your night at the disco would have been filled with a lot of fun, and probably would have lasted all night long, and along the way, we bet you had a lot of adventures. 

You can tell us about them; it's okay, we won't let anyone know what you did. And if you do, we can tell you what 70's one hit wonder you are. So go ahead and play that funky music; if you do, it's a pretty good bet you will survive this quiz. 


Did you have a great time?
Not so much, but it got better.
It was awesome.
No, it stunk.
Yes, it was hilarious.
Did you dance all night?
Most of it.
Yeah, all night long.
I hardly danced at all.
Yeah, I danced a lot.
Did you get into any fights?
No, but I came close.
No, I was having too good of a time.
Yep.
No, I am too easygoing for that.

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Did you crack a lot of people up?
Not really.
Maybe a little.
Not at all.
Of course I did.
Was there a mirrored dance floor?
I can't remember.
Yeah, there was!
Yes, I hated it.
Yeah, it was awesome.
Were you just getting over a breakup?
Yes, it has been hard.
No, I am single.
Yes, and I am super angry about it.
No, I am in a relationship.

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Was Grace Jones there?
Yes, she stole my boyfriend.
Yeah, she is awesome!
Who?
No, I didn't see her.
What did you do when "Stayin' Alive" came on?
Hit the dance floor.
Kept on dancing.
Went to the bathroom.
Jumped up and down.
Did you dance with any old people?
Maybe a few.
Gross.
I hate old people.
Sure, why not?

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Did you hook up at the end of the night?
No, I am not into that.
Totally.
No, but I tried.
I can't remember.
How wasted did you get?
Not very.
Totally.
I have no idea.
I stayed sober.
Were you movin' to the groovin'?
I guess so.
Yeah!
What?
I did my best.

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Did you wear a costume of some sort?
No, not my style.
No, that gets in the way of the dancing.
What are you talking about?
Sure!
How high were your socks?
Not very high.
Pretty high.
Not high at all.
Incredibly high.
Are you good at roundhouse kicks?
Not really.
I might be.
I am so good.
I have never tried.

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How much did you sweat?
A lot.
An enormous amount.
Not at all.
Not that much.
Did you dance down on the floor?
Not my scene.
For sure.
No, I can't get down that low.
I did my best.
Did you do any drugs?
No, I am too mature for that.
Yes, tons.
I did a little.
I don't do drugs.

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How many cigarettes did you smoke?
0
10
20
5
Did anyone buy you a drink?
All sorts of people did.
No, but I bought other people drinks.
Nope.
One person did.
Did you make friends with the DJ?
Sure.
No, I was too busy dancing.
No, I hate that guy.
I tried.

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How late did you stay out?
2 a.m.
6 a.m.
Midnight.
4 a.m.
Did you get kicked out?
No, why would that happen?
No, they love me there.
Yep.
No, but I was worried for awhile.
Do you like The Village People?
They are okay.
I love them.
I can't stand them.
Not really.

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Did you lock eyes with anyone?
Sure.
No, I was too busy dancing.
Just the guy I fought with.
I tried.
Did people gather to watch you dance?
I hope not.
Of course.
Nope.
Yes, but I don't know if that was a good thing.
Did you grind up against anyone?
Gross.
Not on purpose.
Oh, yeah.
No way.

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How many drinks did you have?
2
4
6
0
Do you think ducks are hilarious?
What?
Not really.
Nope.
Yeah!
Who is your favorite Gibb brother?
Barry
Robin
Maurice
Andy

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