Tell Us About Your Significant Other and We'll Guess When He'll Go Bald!

By: Kennita Leon
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Tell Us About Your Significant Other and We'll Guess When He'll Go Bald!
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About This Quiz

If you've been placing your bets on when your man is going to go bald, this is the quiz for you! The things you tell us about him will go a long way in helping us predict the age he will lose all his hair. What you do with this information is up to you! We just want to make sure you know what to expect. 

The questions in this quiz are designed to let us really get to know your man. We want to hear all about his role as significant other, his quirks, and the things you love most about him. Once we feel good about knowing him inside and out, we'll be able to guess when he'll rock the dome. The really cool thing is getting to know him through your eyes. This way, we'll get a good view of him without his ego or self-perception getting in the way. 

Tell us about the things he does that drives you nuts and about the things he does better than anyone else. Your honest responses will help us make an accurate projection about when he'll lose his hair. Don't worry, you don't have to tell him, or you could share his results on social media! Either way, the information is yours.

How did you guys meet?
Through mutual friends
Online/social media
At a party
By chance
How long have you been together?
More than three years
Between 1 and 3 years
About a year
Less than a year
Do you guys live together?
No
We don't plan on living together.
We have things at each other's place.
Yes, we do.

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Is he a morning or night person?
Morning
Both, actually
Night
Neither
If he was a car, which brand would he be?
Audi
Lamborghini
Ford
Chevy
What's his star sign?
Gemini, Libra or Aquarius
Aries, Leo or Sagittarius
Taurus, Virgo or Capricorn
Cancer, Scorpio or Pisces

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Which element is he most like?
Air - free-spirited
Fire - passionate
Earth - reliable
Water - sensitive
How affectionate is he?
Very affectionate
Pretty affectionate
Affectionate on occasion
Not the most affectionate
Is he a good lover?
The best
He's pretty good
He's okay
He could use some help

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What is he built like?
Skinny
Athletic
Muscular
Chubby
Does he have any tattoos or piercings?
Piercings
Both
Tattoos
Neither
Does he usually make smart life decisions?
He's done some silly things in the past.
Sometimes
Most of the time
Yes, he does.

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Is he good at managing his money?
Not at all
He's not the best.
He's pretty good at it.
He is amazing with his money.
What does he do for a living?
Musician
Artist
Businessman
Athlete
Is he able to keep a steady job?
Define steady
He's passed through quite a few.
He's okay at keeping a job.
He's had one job his entire life.

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Is he a people person?
Not at all
Not really
Sometimes
Yes, he is.
Is he very close to his family?
He hates them.
Not really.
Certain members, yes
Yes, he is.
Is he good at keeping secrets?
He's the best.
He's pretty good at it.
He could use some help.
He has a big mouth.

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What's the most important thing in your guy's life?
Money
Love
Success
Happiness
What do you guys like to do for fun?
Go clubbing
Hike/exercise
Eat out
Road trips
When the two of you are at home, what do you guys do?
Watch TV
Have pillow talk
Read to each other
Cook together

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Nine times out of 10, what is your guy watching on TV?
An action movie
The news
Some sit-com
A DIY project
Which movie couple would you say you're most like?
Jack Dawson and Rose DeWitt Bukater
Bella Swan and Edward Cullen
Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger
Carrie and Mr. Big
If you guys were to adopt a pet, which would it be?
Parrot
Hamster
Cat
Dog

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Does he have an anger problem?
Yes, a big one
A tiny one
I wouldn't say that.
No, he doesn't.
Do you guys argue often?
All the time
Yes, we do.
Sometimes
Rarely
When you do fight, what is it about?
Money
Equality
Faithfulness
Future goals

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Have either of you ever been unfaithful to each other?
We both have.
He has, I haven't.
I have, he hasn't.
Neither of us has.
If there was one thing you could change about your guy, what would it be?
His helpfulness
His values
His sense of style
His job
Is he marriage material?
Not at all
Not really
I think so.
Definitely

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