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About This Quiz
It would seriously stink to be stuck in prison! For most people, prison is a distant planet and one of the scariest places in the world. And in the series "Orange is the New Black," Piper Chapman is most people.Â
"Orange is the New Black" is the Netflix hit series about a woman convicted of a crime years after she committed it and the time she spends incarcerated in Litchfield prison. While the show originally followed Piper Chapman to show the effect prison has on an otherwise "normal" person, it has broadened into the lives of dozens of characters and how they landed themselves in the slammer.Â
So, you consider yourself a trivia wizard when it comes to "Orange is the New Black?" Well, then this is the quiz for you. Follow Chapman, Crazy-Eyes, Red, Diaz and the rest of the cast as we reveal some of the most curious questions we could muster on the women of Litchfield prison.Â
For example, can you name the hot-job lingerie company that was started at Litchfield? Or, why does Piper land in the SHU in season one?
These are only a sample of the questions a true "Orange is the New Black" fan can answer. So, how bad are you? Take this quiz and see how you stack up against the women of Litchfield!
What service streams OITNB?
Hulu
Netflix
Netflix started in 1998 as a DVD-by-mail service and began streaming in 2007.
Amazon
Sling
How did the authorities find out about Piper’s crime?
She felt guilty and turned herself in.
Alex Vause names her as an accomplice.
Alex firmly denies naming Piper as an accomplice.
Alex Vause told the drug king-pin.
She got picked up on another offense.
How does Red punish Piper for insulting her food?
Gives her a fried rat.
Gives her a used tampon sandwich.
The ancient Egyptians fashioned disposable tampons from papyrus.
Gives her peed-on meat.
Gives her moldy bread.
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Litchfield Penitentiary is located in what state?
New York
There are no US Federal Penitentiaries located in New York.
New Jersey
Nebraska
Montana
We all love "Crazy Eyes," but do you know her first name?
Suzie
Susan
Suzanne
To calm her nerves, Suzanne likes to clean the bathrooms at night.
Sue
How does Piper make her money before she's sent to prison?
She crafts and sells homemade beer.
She crafts and sells natural soaps.
The global handmade/organic soap market is currently worth $65 billion USD.
She crafts and sells homemade bourbon.
She crafts and sells knitted clothes.
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What company helps Red smuggle contraband into Litchfield?
Neptune’s Produce
Neptune was supplying contraband smuggled in the grocery boxes into the prison as a way of making extra money.
Mar’s Produce
Saturn’s Produce
Venus’s Produce
Who plays Piper’s fiancé Larry Bloom?
Jason Biggs
Jason voices Leonardo on the TV series “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.â€
Michael Harney
Nick Sandow
Joel Marsh
Who is Dayanara Diaz’s mother?
Gloria
Aleida
Elizabeth Rodriguez, who plays Aleida, is only two years older than Dascha Polanco, who plays Dayanara.
Blanca
Maria
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What crime did Piper Chapman commit to land her in federal prison?
Smuggle drugs in a suitcase.
Transport a dead body in a bag.
Transport drug money in a suitcase.
The global drug trade generates an estimated $321.6 billion a year.
Enter a country illegally.
What job did Cindy Hayes have before she broke the law and ended up in prison?
NSA-agent
FBI-agent
TSA-Agent
TSA-agents make an average of $37,400/year USD.
CIA-agent
What crime did Pennsatucky commit to land in prison?
She shot her baby’s daddy at an abortion clinic.
She knifed her old man.
She shot a nurse at an abortion clinic.
She shot the nurse because the nurse made a snide remark about Pennsatucky’s many abortions.
She poisoned her mother.
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How did Bennett lose his leg?
A roadside bomb in Afghanistan.
Infection from a dirty hot tub.
The most common hot tub infection is Hot tub folliculitis, which is an infection of the skin around the lower part of the hair follicles.
A car accident.
Gangrene from having diabetes.
Why does Healy put Piper in the SHU during Season One?
Lesbian activity
Much of the conflict in female prisons is about sex; it’s about jealousy or possessiveness.
Fistfight
Drug activity
Illness
What does Morello show Chapman when they first meet?
A foodie magazine.
A make-up catalog.
A bride’s magazine.
Morello asks Chapman to tell her which of her two favorite dresses she should wear at her wedding.
A sports newspaper.
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What goes missing from the electrical shop, landing Watson in solitary?
Screwdriver
Screwdrivers were invented in the late 15th century, either in Germany or France.
Wrench
Hammer
Saw
What radio station does Larry go on to discuss his relationship with Piper?​
ABC
KLN
NPR
National Public Radio (NPR) first went on air in April 1971.
CNN
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What does Piper have a tattoo of on the back of her neck when she arrives at Litchfield?
Dolphin
Elephant
Shark
Fish
It’s a waterproof tattoo put on Piper by Alex on the day she smuggles the money.
What does Pennsatucky use try to kill Piper in the Season One final​e?
A piece of glass turned into a shiv.
A wooden cross that is turned into a shiv.
Most shivs can be anything from a glass shard with fabric wrapped around one end to form a handle, to a razor blade stuck at the end of a toothbrush.
A razor blade in a toothbrush.
A prayer book.
What does Norma have in Season Three that draws followers to her?
Bedside manner
Voodoo powers
Healing powers
A shaman is often referred to a person with magical healing powers.
Doctor’s touch
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After ticking off Red when she first got to Litchfield, what does Piper make to get back into Red’s good graces?
Soap
Shampoo
Cleaner
Ointment
Piper makes the cream for Red’s chronic back pain.
What do the inmates call George Mendez’s at Litchfield?
Pornstache
He’s given that nickname because his mustache is remanence of a male 1970s porn star.
Douchbag
Numnuts
Dickweed
Who writes the erotica that is such a hit with inmates in Season Three?
Miss Claudette
Crazy Eyes
Crazy Eyes starts to write her sci-fi sex story for her drama class.
Black Cindy
Big Boo
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Where in the world is Sam’s wife from?
Russia
Hungry
Ukraine
His wife, Katya, is a mail-order bride.
Uzbekistan
What is Piper’s new business venture in ‘Tongue-Tied�
Selling used inmates’ panties.
Used panties is one of the most common types of panty fetishes, consisting primarily of women selling their used undergarments through independent websites or panty seller groups.
Selling used inmates’ socks.
Selling new intimate panties.
Selling used guards’ panties.
Who takes over the kitchen when Red is kicked out?
Dayanara Diaz
Maria Ruiz
Big Boo
Gloria Mendoza
Gloria is played by Selenis Leyva, who can be seen in reruns of ‘Law & Order’ as Detective Mariluz Rivera.
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What kind of meal can the inmates ask for to get nice, fresh food?
Vegan
Kosher
Kosher refers to a set of specific biblical laws that list the types of food that a Jewish person may eat and the ways in which it may be prepared.
Paleo
Gluten-free
What corporation does Caputo talk into investing in Litchfield Penitentiary to keep it open?
FCC
ABC
PCC
MCC
MCC stands for the Management & Correction Corporation.
What lingerie company is the “hot job†to grab in the prison?
Passion
Whispers
Whispers work with MCC to have some of their items made at Litchfield, paying inmates $1 per hour.
Victoria
Lovers
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Who plays Red?
Danielle Brooks
Taylor Schilling
Kate Mulgrew
Kate played the first female captain to ever helm a Star Trek vessel in “Voyagerâ€.
Jackie Cruz
What does Sam Healy do at Litchfield?
Correction officer and social worker
Social worker and inmate counselor
Corrections officer and inmate counselor
A correction officer makes approximately $38,970 USD/year.
Prison guard and social worker
Who runs Vee down with the van?
Black Cindy
Rosa
Rosa swerves off the road and hits Vee on purpose saying, “Always so rude, that one!â€
Crazy Eyes
Poussey
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Who wrote the memoir “Orange Is the New Black: My Year in a Women’s Prison†that the show is based on?
Piper Kurtzman
Piper Klugman
Piper King
Piper Kerman
Piper was convicted of felony money-laundering in 2004, serving 13 months of a 15-month sentence at FCI Danbury.
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