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Can you name the beloved Simpsons' characters who said these memorable lines? Test your knowledge of characters Homer, Bart, Krusty, Mr. Burns, Chief Wiggum, and more!
Who said it: "I'm a bad wittle boy."
Bart
Gabbo
This is Gabbo's catchphrase. Later, Bart broadcasts Gabbo saying that "all the kids in Springfield are SOBs," but it fails to dent his popularity.
Krusty
Nelson
Who said it: "I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords."
Mayor Quimby
Principal Skinner
Kent Brockman
The quote appears in the episode "Deep Space Homer" and has become an internet meme in recent years.
Apu
Who said it: "I was saying Boo-urns."
Mr. Burns
Smithers
Lenny
Hans Moleman
Hans Moleman was apparently the only one who liked Mr. Burns film -- "A Star is Burns" -- at the Springfield Film Festival.
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Who said it: "I call the big one 'Bitey.'"
Homer
Homer was describing a family of possums who had taken up residence inside his monorail train.
Barney
Otto
Moe
Who said it: "My mom says I'm cool."
Bart
Millhouse
Millhouse was responding to Mr. Burns calling him a "geek." Mr. Burns was far closer to the mark.
Martin
Lisa
Who said it: "Paddlin' the school canoe? You better believe that's a paddlin'."
Grandpa Simpson
Marge
Jasper
When the teachers go on strike, Jasper takes over as Lisa's teacher.
Ms. Krabappel
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Who said it: "My eyes! The goggles do nothing!"
Homer
Lenny
Rainier Wolfcastle
While playing Radioactive Man, Rainier is burned by real acid because Millhouse as Fallout Boy fails to show up and save him.
Chief Wiggum
Who said it: "Oh my God, the dead have risen, and they're voting Republican!"
Bart
Bart had just discovered that Sideshow Bob used votes from the dead (and their pets) to win election as mayor.
Lisa
Homer
Mayor Quimby
Who said it: "Oh, boy, sleep! That's where I'm a viking!"
Bart
Ralph
Ralph is responsible for so many wacky, memorable quotes that fans have created a name for them: Ralphisms.
Millhouse
Homer
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Who said it: "I’ve done everything the Bible says — even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!"
Ned Flanders
Flanders was forced to do some soul searching after a hurricane destroyed his home and left him frustrated with his faith.
Reverend Lovejoy
Helen Lovejoy
Marge
Who said it: "Inflammable means flammable? What a country!"
Professor Frink
Moe
Dr. Nick
Dr. Nick leveled his complaint over an exploded canister of ether.
Dr. Hibbert
Who said it: "I can’t believe you don’t shut up!"
Moe
Apu
Apu said this to Homer, who insisted upon offering terrible advice about how Apu could avoid his upcoming nuptials with Manjula.
Mayor Quimby
Mr. Burns
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Who said it: "Well, he’s kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace 'accidentally' with 'repeatedly,' and replace 'dog' with 'son.'"
Barney
Homer
Chief Wiggum
Lionel Hutz
When Marge was arrested for shoplifting, they hired Lionel Hutz, but the judge was predisposed against him for obvious reasons.
Who said it: "Chat away. I’ll just amuse myself with some pornographic playing cards."
Otto
Mayor Quimby
In "Marge vs. the Monorail," Mayor Quimby explained why he would not be listening to Marge's plea for money to be spent fixing Main Street.
Moe
Troy McClure
Who said it: "Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business."
Smithers
Apu
Mr. Burns
This was the advice Mr. Burns gave the Junior Achievers Club.
Kent Brockman
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Who said it: "I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt...I can't compete with that stuff."
Moe
Moe was lamenting his inability to get a lane at Bowl-a-Rama on league night.
Lenny
Carl
Barney
Who said it: "Worst. Episode. Ever."
Krusty
Sideshow Bob
Kent Brockman
Comic Book Guy
In the years since it originally aired, this became a common form of complaint, but Comic Book Guy was originally referring to the introduction of Poochie the Dog -- voiced by Homer -- on Itchy and Scratchy.
Who said it: "Homer, you’re as dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride, I say take it!"
Bart
Grandpa Simpson
Homer remembers this "advice" given to him by his father and exclaims, "Lousy traumatic childhood!"
Mother Simpson
Herbert Powell (a.k.a. Uncle Herb)
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Who said it: "To alcohol! The cause of -- and solution to -- all of life's problems.â€
Moe
Barney
Duffman
Homer
Homer offers this toast after the end of alcohol prohibition in Springfield -- and after being spared from a catapulting as punishment for bootlegging.
Who said it: "You know, Fox turned into a hard-core sex channel so gradually, I didn't even notice."
Homer
Marge
As part of The Simpsons' tradition of knocking their own network, in the flash forward episode "Lisa's Wedding" Fox is depicted as having devolved into a purely pornographic channel.
Patti
Kent Brockman
Who said it: "Am I out of touch? No, it's the children who are wrong."
Ms. Krabappel
Miss Hoover
Principal Skinner
When Bart skips school, Skinner tracks him, but can't figure out why Bart isn't at any of the incredibly lame hangouts he investigates.
Superintendent Chalmers
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Who said it: "Listen, Spielbergo, Schindler and I are like peas in a pod! We're both factory owners, we both made shells for the Nazis, but mine worked, damn it!"
Hank Scorpio
Rainier Wolfcastle
Mr. Burns
Mr. Burns explains why Steven Spielberg's Mexican, non-union counterpart should make a flattering film about him for the Springfield Film Festival.
Sideshow Bob
Who said it: "Ned, have you considered any of the other major religions? They're all pretty much the same."
Reverend Lovejoy
Ned Flanders' constant questions have eroded Reverend Lovejoy's enthusiasm for his job over the years.
Apu
Krusty
Helen Lovejoy
Who said it: "They drove a dump truck full of money up to my house! I'm not made of stone!"
Mr. Burns
Kent Brockman
Roger Mayer, Jr.
Krusty
This was Krusty's explanation to Bart and Lisa for why he allowed Kamp Krusty to be run as a forced labor camp.
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Who said it: "Elementary Chaos Theory tells us that all robots will eventually turn against their masters and run amok in an orgy of blood and kicking and the biting with the metal teeth and the hurting and shoving.â€
Sideshow Bob
Professor Frink
Professor Frink helpfully explains why the robots at Itchy and Scratchy land would soon turn against their human overlords. Unfortunately, he forgot to carry a one, and the robot uprising began earlier than expected.
Krusty
Jerry Lewis
Who said it: "Friends? Ha! These are my only friends. Grown-up nerds like Gore Vidal. And even he's kissed more boys than I ever will.​"
Martin
Millhouse
Lisa
Lisa said this to Marge, who responded with earnest obliviousness, "Girls, Lisa. Boys kiss girls."
Uter
Who said it: "Mr. Burns can't stand talking to his mother. He never forgave her for having that affair with President Taft."
Homer
Lenny
Carl
Mr. Smithers
Smithers and Homer were attempting to force Mr. Burns to rehire Smithers by having Smithers save him from a call with his mother. Instead, it ended up with Mr. Burns being pushed out a window. Naturally.
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Who said it: "Ow! My eye! I'm not supposed to get pudding in it!"
Lenny
In a bid to become Mr. Burns' "prank monkey," Homer had thrown a cup of pudding in Lenny's face.
Carl
Homer
Barney
Who said it: "Oh, won't somebody please think of the children!?"
Ned Flanders
Helen Lovejoy
Helen employs this phrase when lobbying the mayor to get rid of the bears or the immigrants or any threat to good morals she can find.
Maude Flanders
Marge
Who said it: "I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Democracy simply doesn't work."
Mr. Burns
Moe
Kent Brockman
As a comet approached Springfield, Congress voted down a proposal to evacuate the city after a rider to support the "perverted arts" was attached, prompting Brockman's response.
Reverend Lovejoy
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Who said it: "I expect nothing from you, except to die and be a very cheap funeral. You're gonna die now!"
Hank Scorpio
Unlike traditional James Bond villains, when Scorpio's unnecessarily intricate weapon was foiled, his men simply shot the intruder.
Fat Tony
Mr. Burns
Moe
Who said it: "No, no. Dig up, stupid."
Homer
Otto
Chief Wiggum
After digging a hole for treasure that wasn't there, Chief Wiggum's solution was to keep digging.
Mayor Quimby
Who said it: "Your guilty conscience may move you to vote Democratic, but deep down you long for a cold-hearted Republican to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king."
Sideshow Bob
This was Sideshow Bob's justification for why he rigged the mayoral election.
Mayor Quimby
Birch Barlow
Mr. Burns
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Who said it: "I didn't do it."
Jimbo
Bart
After getting a job at the Krusty the Klown Show, Bart briefly popularized this slogan.
Nelson
Snake
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