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Do you appropriately respect the authoritaaah of South Park? Those kids can teach us all a lesson. Take this 35-question quiz and see what you know about the show.
Who does Cartman live with?
His mom and dad
His mom
In the episode "Tsst," Cartman's mother hires the dog whisperer to teach her son discipline after two television nannies fail. Only Cesar Millan can tame Cartman.
Foster parents
His grandparents
Which character usually dies?
Cartman
Kyle
Kenny
Although Kenny typically came back the next episode, the show creators decided to kill him off for good in season 5. They left him dead for most of season 6 before finally bringing him back. Even the creators couldn't keep Kenny from coming back to life.
Stan
What religion is Kyle?
Jewish
Cartman and Kyle have developed a rivalry on the show that is driven by Cartman's anti-Semitic language towards Kyle and Jews in general. Cartman often demeaningly calls Kyle a "Jew" while Kyle calls Cartman "fat." Boys will be boys though.
Christian
Muslim
Pagan
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What does Stan's dad do for a living?
Carpenter
Preacher
Chef
Geologist
Although Randy is a geologist, he has taken on other jobs for various reasons. He once took a job as a mall security guard because he wanted to get into the mall before all the Christmas shoppers.
In what state is South Park?
Alabama
Oregon
Colorado
While there is an occasional episode during the summer or other seasons, South Park is almost always in the middle of winter with snow on the ground and characters wearing winter clothes.
New York
Which character wants to change the South Park flag?
Chef
In the episode "Chef Goes Nanners," Chef's anger leads him to convert to Islam. He changes his name to "Abdul Mohammed Jabar Rauf Kareem Ali." By the end of the episode, Chef admits his anger almost made him a racist.
Jimbo
Randy
Mayor McDaniels
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What is the name of the talking piece of feces during Christmas?
Hubert
Franklin
Mr. Hankey
Mr. Hankey is a Christmas based character in the show that gives gifts to kids who had diets strong in fiber. There was a Christmas CD released called "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics" that included songs sung during Christmas specials on the show.
Peanut
Tom Cruise locked himself in:
a bathroom
a closet
In the episode, Tom Cruise sees himself as a failure in the eyes of L. Ron Hubbard's reincarnation, which is Stan. Stan tells Cruise that his acting is just okay causing Cruise to lock himself in a closet. Cruise only comes out after the president of Scientology admits that the religion is a scam.
a car
a bank vault
What is Cartman's name when he thinks he is a Vietnamese prostitute?
Starla
Amanda
Blake Lively
Ming Li
After a bull riding accident, Cartman suffers memory loss and thinks he is a Vietnamese prostitute. When he regains his memory, Cartman believes it was all a dream and part of the dream included him making love to Leonardo DiCaprio. DiCaprio pulls up in a limousine and thanks Ming Li before pulling off.
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What is Kenney's superhero name?
Mysterion
Mysterion's first appearance was in 'The Coon." His superhero power is eternal life, as he was brought back to life each time after he died. This explains Kenny's resurrections after being killed in previous episodes.
The Coon
The Poor Kid
Ratman
In the show, who does the Japanese blame for dropping the Atomic Bomb?
the Americans
an accident
the Germans
Dolphins and Whales
In the episode "Whale Whores," the Japanese begin killing whales and dolphins because the Americans gave them a picture of a whale and dolphin dropping the atomic bomb. Stan stops the killing by telling the Japanese that cows and chickens actually dropped the bomb.
What is the cure for AIDs in the show?
Large amounts of money
When Kyle and Cartman go to Magic Johnson after contracting HIV, they realize that his life longevity is due to the large amount of cash that he keeps around him. As an experiment, they both have money injected into them and are cured of the disease.
Vitamins
Exercise
Spreading it to someone else
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Who gives Butters a black eye in "Butterballs?"
Cartman
A fifth grader
Chef
His grandmother
When Butters shows up to school with a black eye, the other kids tell him to talk to his grandmother about the problem. This only leads to her bullying him more. Butters eventually stands up to her and tells her that she can't hurt him.
What is the name of the song in Butters' viral music video?
I'm Just a Boy
Fingerbang
What, What In the Butt
When Canada goes on strike, Cartman comes up with a plan to make money for them. This plan results in the song "What, What In the Butt," sung by Butters. It becomes an instant sensation on YouTube as they try to make internet money.
My Robot Friend
Terrance and Phillip are stars on what fictional TV show?
The Terrance and Phillip Show
The show is based around fart gags by Terrance and Phillip. The show has little other merit behind it, but the kids of South Park find the show hilarious, while their parents fail to understand the comedy.
The Canadian Duo
Happy Days
The Canadian Life
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What is the first episode of South Park called?
Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut
Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
This episode premiered on August 13, 1997. The episode set the idea of childhood innocence against the rude behavior of its cast made up of children. This is a theme that would make the show popular for years to come.
Chef Goes Nanners
Jared Has Aides
What does Cartman fail that makes him the 1%?
A math test
A driving test
The Presidential Fitness Test
Due to Cartman's failure, his classmates start protesting that they shouldn't be punished for Cartman failing the test, which is referred to as class warfare.
A National Academic Test
Who starts sarcastaball?
Stan
Cartman
Butters
Randy
It all started as a joke until Randy suffered brain damage and went around warning people about the dangers of sarcasm.
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Who helps the people of South Park fight the Jerseyites?
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Al-Qaeda
When all seemed lost in South Park, al-Qaeda saved them by crashing planes into the Jerseyite invaders.
The Mexican Army
Aliens
Who doesn't want to join Facebook?
Kyle
Cartman
Stan
Everyone wants to be Stan's friend on Facebook, but all he wants is to delete his account.
Kenny
What does Cartman say about ginger kids?
They have no soul.
While saying they don't have souls, Cartman also says ginger kids can't survive in sunlight. When Kyle says he has red hair, Cartman calls him a daywalker, who is still a ginger with no soul but can go out in the sun.
They are the smartest kids.
They are God's chosen children.
They have the most fun.
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Who's ashes does Cartman accidentally eat?
His grandmother's
A martyr's
Kenny's
After Kenny's soul is pulled from Cartman, it enters a pot roast. Later, Rob Schneider eats the roast and is possessed by Kenny.
His dog's
What does Randy compete with Bono over?
Singing competition
A dance competition
Eating competition
Biggest pile of feces competition
After having the title taken from him, Randy trains to win the title back, which he eventually does.
Who's hologram does Sharon sleep with?
Tupac
Even though it is a hologram, Randy is furious when he finds out Sharon slept with him.
Randy
Michael Jackson
Jay Leno
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What is the name of the sword than Randy gives Stan in the Warcraft game?
Lightbringer
Death of a Statesman
Sword of Love
Sword of a Thousand Truths
Stan uses the Sword of a Thousand Truths to kills the griefer who has absolutely no life outside of the game.
What kind of cake did Satan want for Halloween?
A bunny cake
A Ferrari cake
Satan is angry when he gets an Acura cake after his Ferrari cake was destroyed.
An Acura cake
A Hell cake
Why does Randy give himself cancer?
He wants medical marijuana
After standing in front of an open microwave, Randy wakes up the next morning with testicular cancer. The first thing he ask the doctor for is a prescription for medical marijuana.
He feels bad for people who have cancer
He wants people to feel bad for him
He was challenged by Stan
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Why does Cartman's mom pull a gun on him?
He's trying to kill their dog
He won't eat his broccoli
He won't go to bed
Cartman wants to finish a movie but his mother wants him to go to bed. This leads to a heated debate where they both pull a gun on one another. Plenty of love to go around in that family.
He refuses to get out of the car
What animal does Honey Boo Boo get a heart from?
A tiger
An elephant
A dog
A pig
After suffering multiple heart attacks, Honey Boo Boo gets a pig heart transplant. She is quite proud of it too.
Why does Cartman lick his living room carpet?
He's trying to clean it
He heard it would make him grow faster
He thinks it will turn him into a lesbian
Cartman, Stan, Kenny, and Kyle are attracted to the substitute teacher in their class, but she is a lesbian. Without knowing what a lesbian is, they try to become one to attract her.
His mom made him
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Why does Wendy beat up Cartman?
He makes fun of breast cancer
After Wendy humiliates Cartman by beating him up, all the other kids reveal that they never liked him in the first place when he seeks their approval. Poor Cartman, they can't even pretend to be his friends.
He calls her fat
He pulled her hair
He broke her favorite toy
Randy is secretly which singer?
Iggy Azalea
Lorde
Randy became Lorde after disguising himself as a female to use the women's bathroom at work.
Miley Cyrus
Adele
What does Towelie always ask people?
Wanna get high?
Towelie thinks he needs to get high to come up with good ideas.
You gonna eat that?
Where are my keys?
What's going on?
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What does Randy encourage Stan to cheat on?
An end of the year test at school
His girlfriend Wendy
A pinewood derby race
Randy builds a derby car for Stan that uses illegal material which results in the car reaching warp speed. This sets off a series of events that leads to the Earth being banned from the intergalactic community. Winning isn't everything, at least not in this case.
An immigration screening
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