Take This Yes Or No Quiz And We'll Guess If You're American!

About This Quiz

During this hilarious game of "Yes or No" you are going to fill us in on things American. Judging by your responses, we will then be able to tell if you are actually American, if you're are binational, or if you're not an American at all! Being from another country should not deter you from taking the quiz! You might be more American at heart than you realize. 

Whether you could eat a dozen hot dogs or scarf down an entire apple pie, is, ultimately, irrelevant. However, we're going to go out on a limb and say that knowing where to get the best hot dog in your town will let us know more about you than you could ever imagine. From your simple yes or no responses, we'll be able to determine your level of patriotism and exactly how American you should consider yourself. There are no right or wrong answers, but answering with your gut will certainly give you away. 

You might not know all the words to the American national anthem, but we're not going to base your American-ness upon those sort of things. We're going to take you to a granular level, so we understand you more. Are you ready?