Take This Yes Or No Quiz And We'll Guess If You're Canadian!

By: Zoe Samuel
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Take This Yes Or No Quiz And We'll Guess If You're Canadian!
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About This Quiz

Canada is the second largest country in the world, but it's also one of the least densely populated. The overwhelming majority of its only 36 million inhabitants live within 100 miles of the American border, staying out of the Arctic Circle and its cripplingly low temperatures. Canada is a free and sovereign nation, a member of the Commonwealth, and the results of two major empires - France and Britain - being beaten out of a place whose inhabitants were determined to be, well, self-determined.

Widely considered to have the best living standards in the western hemisphere and among the best in the world, Canada is one of those countries nobody dislikes. It's not that everyone likes it, it's just they either have a positive opinion or not much of one at all. The literacy and numeracy rates are world class, the healthcare system is universal and affordable, and the crime levels are pretty darn decent. Many people are bilingual, and indeed, were it not for the very shady history concerning the native First Nations peoples, Canada would have very little to apologize about at all!

Canadians are so proud of their very nice, very safe country that they have been lobbying their government to bring in more Syrian and other refugees so they can share the wealth - and if you're not a refugee but you are highly skilled and a good person, they want you too. That means even if you're not born there, it's worth finding out whether you're Canadian at heart because it might be possible to become one officially!

Do you like Horton's?
Yes
No
I think so
Once in a while, sure
Can you skate?
Yes
No
A little
Yes but I don't like it
Is 50F a cold day?
No
Yes
I'm getting used to it
It's average

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Do you know how to make anything useful out of snow?
Yes
No
I can put in a cup and make a drink
I can make a snowball
Do you like hockey?
Yes
No
I want to
I will go to a game to make someone else happy
Would you like some maple syrup?
Yes
No
What is that?
Once in a while

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Parlez vous Francais?
Oui
Non
Un peu
Parfois
Do you need to be internationally liked?
Yes
No
There's an idea...
It'd be nice, but whatever
Is healthcare a right?
Yes
No
I just recently learned it is
No but healthcare tourism is

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Do you feel weird about the treatment of First Nations people?
Yes
No
I don't know who they are
Once in a while
Would you wear fur?
Yes
No
I wouldn't use to
Only when it is very cold
Do you enjoy having four very distinct seasons?
Yes
No
I could, I guess
No, I only like summer

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Do you believe education is a right?
Yes
No
I love that idea
I find that too idealistic
Is politeness worth it?
Yes
No
Usually
Sometimes
More than 50% of Canadians went to college, making it the most educated country! Do you have a degree?
Yes
No
I'm getting one
I have three

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Do you ever lie about your nationality when you travel?
No
Yes
Only in Canada
Yes but I don't say Canadian
Do you need to know you have more lakes than any other country?
Yes
No
I'd like more lakes
I don't mind
Do you like mac and cheese?
Yes
No
I don't know
I like it as a treat

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Would you like a license plate shaped like a bear?
Yes
No
I'd like a car first
I prefer transit
Do you take pride in having a very long coastline?
Yes
No
I have never had a coastline
I only need one beach
Would you like to cross the longest street in the world, Yonge Street?
Yes
No
I might get lost
I already did

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Do you like the idea of having the world's longest undefended border?
Yes
No
I don't like it, I love it
Yes, it is convenient for transporting prescriptions
Do you own a piece of the Canadian-owned (yes really) Mall of America?
Yes
No
I could!
I would rather not
Does your country have weapons of mass destruction?
No
Yes
I don't think so
I can't comment on that

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Are you partly Iroquois?
Yes
No
I wish!
I don't know
Like America, Canada owes a lot of its laws (and its name) to the Iroquois. Do you know anything about their history?
Yes
No
I just signed up for a course
I saw something at a museum
Would you like the idea of police giving you a "positive ticket" for doing something good in your community?
Yes
No
That's too crazy to be true
I wouldn't know what to do with it

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Have you successfully repelled an American invasion of your country, more than once?
Yes
No
Man, I wish they had invaded us, they would have been better than the jerks who did
It's never come up, so to speak
Canada was the third country in space. Do you consider the space race to be important?
Yes
No
I do now!
I do when it's in the news, then I forget
Should banknotes have Braille on them to help the blind?
Yes
No
I don't know enough about it
I don't use cash

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