We Bet We Can Guess Your Favorite Female Artist

By: Emily Maggrett
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
We Bet We Can Guess Your Favorite Female Artist
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About This Quiz

We live in a #blessed era, where amazing female pop artists are the rule, rather than the exception. From Lady Gaga to Rihanna, Billie Eilish to Ariana Grande, the current music landscape is rich in incredibly talented female musicians. You could sit back and enjoy listening to all their bangers, or you could ask yourself a crucial question ... which one is REALLY my favorite? If you're the kind of person who loves torturing themselves with such conundrums, this quiz is perfect for you.

We're betting that our quiz supercomputer has the juice to deduce who your favorite female artist is, based solely on your answers to a series of personal questions. That's right; we think we know your musical taste better than you know it yourself! We're going to put that theory to the test by subjecting you to queries of many kinds, from "What's your favorite eye shadow color" to "What would you do if Jake Gyllenhaal broke up with you via text?"

Do you dare to stake your wits against our supercomputer's power? If you're brave enough to take this quiz on, we want to test you! So buckle in and get ready to answer some VERY difficult questions. It's quizzin' time!


How do you usually do your hair?
In a ponytail
In crazy waves
Short and choppy
Long and dyed
Are you more of a dumper or a dumpee?
I'm a wannabe dumper.
I've been with my someone since forever.
I'm a total dumper.
I'm a dumpee, but whatever.
What's your fave generation of people to date?
Millennials, mostly
Gen X
Gen Z
My tastes are all over the map!

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Do you chronically overshare?
OH YEAH!
No, I'm a private person (mostly).
I don't even know the meaning of the word.
Yeah, but it's like, my art.
Would YOU dip on Pete Davidson?
In a heartbeat!
No.
Who?
He's dreamy, but I'd end up hurting him.
If a partner cheated on you, what would you do about it?
Tell the world!
Psychologically torture him
Say goodbye
Get permission to open our relationship up

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Are you soft-spoken or loud?
Soft-spoken, for sure.
Soft-spoken in person, loud onstage.
I'm neither soft nor loud.
I'm loud all the time.
How do you go about getting people to give in to your ways?
Peer pressure
Leadership
Influence
Whining
Would it be accurate to describe you as a diva?
Um, yes.
Yes, but only in the best way.
Not yet. Not really.
Yeah, but the weird kind.

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How many tattoos do you have?
1 or 2
More than you'd think
Approximately 1 million
None, actually
Do you care if other people like you?
Yes. So, so much.
I used to, but I'm over it.
Absolutely not.
Kind of?
If an ex commented "thirsty" on one of your pics, how would you react?
I'd key their car later.
I'd laugh emoji at him.
I'd post this emoji: 🌊.
I'd ask, "Who is this?"

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How much chill do you have?
Absolutely none
A lot
Mountains
A thimble's worth, which I'm always losing
Do you think you're better than other people?
No! (But yes.)
No. I might actually be worse.
Yes. (But I actually am.)
I don't know. What does that even mean?
Be honest: could you see yourself leading an insane youth revolution?
Yes, but I know that's not realistic.
I'm too old for that.
I'm not the type.
YES YES YES.

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Are you more prissy or wild?
I'm a prissy missy.
I seem prissy but am extremely fierce.
I'm prissier than an Easter basket.
I'm a wild child, for sure.
How do you feel about Disney?
LOVE IT!
HATE IT!
Meh?
I love it, but I don't want to admit that.
When a friend is mad at you, do you do anything about it or just wait for it to pass?
I usually spread a vicious rumor about them.
Time heals all wounds.
I freak out until the situation is resolved.
I ask them to talk it through with me.

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Do you like festivals, love festivals or hate festivals?
I secretly hate them.
I like them a lot.
I love them so much.
They're overrated.
Are you a good driver?
I think I am, but I'm not.
Yes, I'm fine.
I'm a GREAT driver.
I'm a terrible driver. Someone take my license away.
If you were a butterfly, what kind would you be?
A sparkly blue one
A Monarch
A lunar moth
The planet is dying. Who cares?

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Are you more Gen Z or millennial?
Gen Z, 100%.
Millennial. Maybe even Xennial.
Millennial, man.
I span generations!
Were you popular in middle school?
NOPE.
Yes, of course.
Very popular.
I like claiming I was unpopular for cred, but I actually wasn't.
Do you consider Bradley Cooper to be hot?
Hmm. Maybe?
Sort of.
Ew no!
He's a goshdarn dream.

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If it were revealed tomorrow that you were an international cat burglar, would anyone be surprised?
A couple people would be.
Most people would be.
NO ONE would be surprised.
Everyone would be shocked!
Are you entitled?
Why? Did someone call me that?
Not really.
Well, I AM entitled to be treated like a queen.
More than I think I am, TBH.
Who's afraid of you?
Virtually nobody?
Old people
Virtually everybody
My parents

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Are you insecure about your dorky past?
Yes, but please don't tell anyone I said so.
Somewhat, but who isn't?
I don't have a dorky past.
I'm still living it.
Can you act? Or do you just LIVE FOR DRAMA?
I am messy. I can't act for beans, and I love drama.
I do not love drama and I'm not a good actress.
I can act a little bit and I love drama A LOT.
I'm a great actress. Personal drama is boring to me.
What's your favorite power outfit?
Anything pink, with a full skirt
Anything that FREAKS normal people out
How about a clear jumpsuit made of diamonds?
How about a sweatshirt and some necklaces?

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