We Can Guess How Many People You've Slept With!

By: Teresa M.
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
We Can Guess How Many People You've Slept With!
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About This Quiz

Can we figure out the number of people you've slept with? The way you respond to our questions will certainly put us on the right road to figuring out how many sexual partners you've had to date. Using a complex system of analysis, we will read between the lines, or sheets, of what you tell us, and we're pretty sure we'll get it right. However, it's going to require your complete honesty! 

As we gather enough information to figure out your dating history, we will ask you about your past relationships, your personality, and your lifestyle. The best way to get a real sense of the number of people you've slept with is to get to know about and the way you view romance. It is our solemn promise that your answers will be discrete, and we won't share a word of what you've told us with anyone! Even if you aren't normally the kiss and tell type, we'll know the exact number of bed partners you've had during your life so far.

Lighting a candle and pouring yourself a glass of wine during this quiz is highly recommended, but it's also totally optional. Put yourself in your sexiest frame of mind! Then, we'll tell you how many notches you have on your bedpost!

Do you believe in love at first sight?
It's happened to me.
I believe in lust at first sight.
I'm open to anything.
I don't believe in it at all.

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Are you more dominant or submissive in the bedroom?
I'm more submissive.
It depends on my partner.
I'm a little of both.
I'm more dominant.

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Which of the Seven Deadly Sins have you committed?
Gluttony
Lust
Greed
Wrath

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Which animal is your bedroom spirit animal?
Fox
Wolf
Horse
Rabbit

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How would your most recent ex describe your bedroom abilities?
Good
Awesome
Weird
Excellent

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Are you currently in a relationship?
I am married.
I'm involved.
I'm single and looking.
I'm single and not looking.

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Are you the romantic sort?
I am very romantic.
I'm romantic when the time is right.
I'm not all that romantic.
I should teach romance classes.

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What's your favorite sex position?
Missionary
Doggie
69
Reverse cowgirl

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Do you own any adult toys?
Does my espresso machine count?
I own a couple.
I have one.
I have a drawer full.

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How many one-night stands have you had?
0
That's my business.
I've had one.
I've had a few.

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Do you kiss on the first date?
I do not.
It depends on the date.
I like to wait a while.
I sleep with someone on the first date.

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How many serious relationships have you had?
1
2-4
5 or more
I don't do serious relationships.

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How many children would you like to have?
2
0
1
3 or more

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Which food would you consider an aphrodisiac?
Oysters
Beer
Strawberries
Champagne

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Do you watch porn?
No!
I have in the past.
I do like a good porn.
I like to pretend my life is a porn film.

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Which celebrity do you find sexiest?
My celebrity spouse!
Shemar Moore
Keira Knightley
Demi Moore

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What would you do to set the mood?
I would light candles.
I would play some music.
I would compliment my partner's appearance.
I would use a sexy come on line.

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Which of your facial features do you like most?
Eyes
Lips
Cheekbones
Nose

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What is the best time of day to get busy?
Mornings
Late nights
Evenings
Any time!

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Which word makes you giggle most?
Dong
Willy
Johnson
Trousersnake

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When is the last time you got lucky?
Last night
Recently
A few weeks ago
It's been too long!

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Choose the word you like most that starts with C and ends with K:
Clock
Cloak
Cork
Cock

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Are you in good physical condition?
I like my condition!
I'm in great shape.
I could use a few laps.
I'm getting in better shape every day.

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Which word do you like the least?
Moist
Fanny
Bum
Yeast

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Do you always use protection?
Always
My partner uses protection.
My partners and I both use protection.
I usually use protection.

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How comfortable are you with your own body?
It's mine, I love it!
I have a few areas I would like to improve.
I wish I were more comfortable.
I have no problems with my machine!

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Where did you meet your last ex?
We met through friends.
We met at a party.
We met at a wedding.
We met at a bar.

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What do you think is the secret to a healthy relationship?
Communication
Compromise
Honesty
Staying single!

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Where would you most like to go on a honeymoon?
Hawaii
No one said anything about getting married.
England
Is it possible to go on a honeymoon alone?

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Are you afraid of commitment?
No.
I'm afraid of commitment.
I'm not as afraid as I was.
My commitment is to myself!

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