We'll Guess If You're Kinky or Conventional Based on What Movies You Choose

By: Ian Fortey
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
We'll Guess If You're Kinky or Conventional Based on What Movies You Choose
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About This Quiz

It's pretty safe to say that the film industry is a big one. There's no way to know how many movies are produced each year since the way they're made and released can vary greatly around the world, but in general, there are several hundred films in theaters alone every year. Add to that indie films, Netflix, made-for-TV movies and what you have is a lot of films. And why not? They're big business. 2018 saw over $12 billion in box office ticket sales. That's like the GDP of Madagascar. The country, not the movie. Netflix is making about $1 billion per month in subscription fees. We, as a people, love movies.

The great thing about movies is that they have no rules and no limitations. Your film could be two people talking in a diner or three wizards at a school called Hogwarts. They can be funny or scary or full of action. They can be sexy, too. In fact, there's a whole field of film devoted just to being incredibly dirty, which you may or not have seen on the internet before. And then somewhere in the middle, there are some sexy films that are much more mainstream. The fact is, we do like a little kink in our movies sometimes. But do you? Tell us about the movies you like, and we'll see.

What kind of movies is Netflix recommending to you most often?
Horror
Sexy thrillers
I don't even have Netflix.
Comedy
Which of these actors is going to make you want to watch a movie regardless of what the film is about?
Ryan Reynolds
Chris Hemsworth
William H. Macy
Idris Elba
Is there an actress whose movies you watch no matter what?
Scarlett Johansson
Charlize Theron
Melissa McCarthy
Helen Mirren

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What would you say is the best movie so far in the Marvel Cinematic Universe?
"Black Panther"
"The Avengers"
"Ant-Man"
"Thor: Ragnarok"
Ryan Reynolds is the greatest thing since sliced bread. What's his best movie?
"The Change-Up"
"Deadpool"
"Life"
"The Proposal"
Sometimes it's nice to get a little culture in a film. What movie set in France do you like the most?
"Moulin Rouge"
"Last Tango in Paris"
"Ratatouille"
"Chocolat"

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Music and film go together like peas and carrots. Which of these is the best movie about music?
"Hedwig and the Angry Inch"
"Lisztomania"
"The Blues Brothers"
"High Fidelity"
If you're down for a night of watching horror moves, which one are you most likely to pick?
"It Follows"
"Hellraiser"
"Jaws"
"The Shining"
They say laughter is the best medicine, so what would you watch to make yourself feel better?
"Weird Science"
"Horrible Bosses"
"Anchorman"
"Wedding Crashers"

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If you have a sense of adventure, then there's nothing more adventurous than space! What space based movie do you want to watch?
"Avatar"
"Barbarella"
"Star Wars"
"Return of the Jedi"
Sometimes you're just in the mood for some loud explosions and fast chases. What's the action movie for you?
"Furious 7"
"Mr. and Mrs. Smith"
"Die Hard"
"The Matrix"
Thrillers are a weird genre that sneaks between horror and drama. Which of these is the best?
"Fatal Attraction"
"Basic Instinct"
"Rear Window"
"The Silence of the Lambs"

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DC Comics keeps trying their hand at making movies and a few have been really great. Which one was the best?
"Wonder Woman"
"Aquaman"
"Man of Steel"
"Suicide Squad"
Do you ever watch westerns? Sure you do, everyone likes big hats. Which of these is the best Western?
"Brokeback Mountain"
"Johnny Guitar"
"True Grit"
"The Magnificent Seven"
You know who's almost always sexy for some reason? Vampires. What's your vamp film of choice?
"Interview with the Vampire"
"The Hunger"
"Dracula: Dead and Loving It"
"Bram Stoker's Dracula"

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Every so often you're in the mood for a gritty war movie. Which of these would you be most likely to watch?
"Fury"
"Lust, Caution"
"Saving Private Ryan"
"Inglorious Basterds"
It's time for a Hitchcock film marathon. What movie do you want to start with?
"Notorious"
"Psycho"
"The Birds"
"Rear Window"
It's hard to remember every movie adapted from a Stephen King story but why not just pick one to start?
"Sleepwalkers"
"Gerald's Game"
"Cujo"
"Misery"

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All these years later and Shakespeare is still considered the greatest writer of all time. Which adaptation of his work will you watch?
"Much Ado About Nothing"
"Romeo and Juliet"
"Henry V"
"Hamlet"
Which movie about giant monsters you would (re)watch?
"Colossal"
"Pacific Rim"
"Godzilla"
"King Kong 1976"
Can you go wrong with a movie that features talking animals? No, no you can't. Which of these would you pick?
"Howard the Duck"
"Fritz the Cat"
"Milo and Otis"
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"

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Mila Kunis is pretty great, isn't she? Which of these is her best movie?
"Friends with Benefits"
"Black Swan"
"The Book of Eli"
"Forgetting Sarah Marshall"
Is it time to watch a movie about cops? You bet it is! What's the best one?
"Lethal Weapon"
"Basic Instinct"
"Cop and a Half"
"Police Academy"
Do you know how many movies there are about lawyers? About a million. Which one do you want to watch?
"The Devil's Advocate"
"Secretary"
"Jury Duty"
"A Few Good Men"

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No one doesn't like Benedict Cumberbatch. Which of his movies is your favorite?
"The Other Boleyn Girl"
"Sherlock" and I don't care if it's a TV show.
"Dr. Strange"
"Star Trek Into Darkness"
Which of these blockbusters could you watch again and again?
"Pirates of the Caribbean"
"300"
"Finding Nemo"
"Batman Returns"
Sometimes a movie goes from good to great with a twist ending. Which twist worked best for you?
"Sleepaway Camp"
"Fight Club"
"The Sixth Sense"
"The Usual Suspects"

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Are you in the mood to solve a mystery? Which of these movies would you try?
"L.A. Confidential"
"Seven"
"Citizen Kane"
"Shutter Island"
Everyone needs a little romance in their life. What's your go-to movie romance?
"When Harry Met Sally"
"50 Shades of Grey"
"The Notebook"
"Titanic"
Sometimes a movie is so bad it's good. What's the best bad movie ever?
"The Room"
"Showgirls"
"Plan 9 From Outer Space"
"Batman and Robin"

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