Answer Some Kinky Questions and We'll Guess Your Relationship Status

By: Kennita Leon
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Answer Some Kinky Questions and We'll Guess Your Relationship Status
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About This Quiz

Human interactions can be as easy as pie, or as hard as nails. Our need for companionship and being with others can bring as much joy as it can heartbreak. Despite the risk, we still form relationships with others, all with the hope of it becoming something more (or at least most of us do). But what do you have going on right now? We want to see if we can guess based on some kinky questions.

So, allow us to ask you some naughty things about your love life, including, but not limited to, how many people you've done it with, how often you do it and whether you like to dress up while doing it. Tell us what you are into, especially if you like spanking. Tell us whether multiple partners are your thing or if you like incorporating x-rated movies into your routine. Tell us all these things and we'll guess whether you're bringing the house down in a relationship, or holding back until you find that special someone. Take this kinky quiz and we will most definitely know what your relationship status is.

How old were you when you lost your v-card?
25 or older
21
18
16 or younger
Do you remember who you did it with?
Nope
Vaguely
I do
I'm still with them
If you could, would you do it with someone else?
No
I'm not sure
I think so
Definitely

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How many partners would you say you've had?
That's none of your business
10-20
Five to 10
Less than five
What's your favorite body part?
Chest
Butt
Eyes
Down south
Which of these things turn you on the most?
Honesty
Dirty talk
Being comfortable
Openmindedness

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How good are you at talking dirty?
I'm not a fan of it
Not that good
Pretty good
The best
What kind of kisses are your favorite?
Single lip kisses
Earlobe kisses
Hickies
French kisses
How big are you on foreplay?
It's not a necessity
Not that big
Pretty big
Huge

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What's your favorite position?
Missionary
Doggystyle
Lotus
Cowgirl
Noise or no noise?
Barely any noise
Somewhere in the middle
Lots of noise
Whatever we both feel like doing, as long as it's natural
On average, how long do your sexual sessions last?
Less than 30 mins
30 mins to an hour
One to two hours
Two hours or more

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How often do you think about having sex?
Not as often as you'd think
Every now and then
Pretty often
All the time
But how much do you actually do it?
Once a week
Two or three times a week
Four to five times a week
More than five times a week
Do you prefer being on top or on the bottom?
Depends on my mood
Top
Bottom
I like both

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How do you feel about oral sex?
No thanks
I could go either way
I'm a big fan
It's as necessary as oxygen
Are you into bondage?
No
Not really
On special occasions
I am
What about a little pain in the bedroom?
No. Just, no
I'm not sure
The tiniest bit
Bring it on

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Are you a fan of using toys?
Not really
Not that often
Sometimes
Oh yes!
Is having multiple partners something you'd be into?
Sure
Not too many though
I don't think so
No
Are the lights usually on or off?
Depends on my partner
Off
Both
On

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How adventurous are you in the bedroom?
Not adventurous at all
A tad bit adventurous
Pretty adventurous
Maybe a little too adventurous
Where's the craziest place you've ever done it?
In a pool
On a boat
On a rooftop
In an elevator
Has anyone ever caught you having sex?
Never
Once
A few times
Many times

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What's the most embarrassing thing that's happened to you in the bedroom?
Lack of performance
Weird noises
Unexpected bodily function
Personal injury
What do you usually do right after a sex session?
Leave
Go get food
Cuddle
Do it again
Does it ever get awkward?
Hell yes
Sometimes
Hardly
Never

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Which of these words best describes how you like your partner's parts to be?
Pretty
Enduring
Tight
Big
Which of these nicknames would you give your southern region?
The Locomotive
The Babymaker
The Bermuda Triangle
The Monster
And what rating would most of your partners give you?
1/10
4/10
7/10
10/10

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